glowing_dragon | Entries tagged with wife

Jimmy blocked me again, but he's an idiot who can't take being told that he is wrong about everything. Despite what he thinks, I did make an effort on his birthday. I just was not available all day, and I definitely did wish him a happy birthday. Of COURSE I went to bed after doing stuff online when I got home after dinner that evening - DUH!

As for Friday, I was going to try drawing him into a conversation after going out with everyone, but I knew I was slightly out of it. (not as much as poor Term, though!) One-word answers definitely made me think that he was upset. For once, I believe it didn't matter. I told him everything that was on my mind, then was called "the most vain person" before he blocked me. He also deflected my question about blocking people on to ME! Nope, you're the one who's an ass at the very least. He's also a sub, and he doesn't GET to have boundaries! HA! Mike thinks we take the meaning out of blocking if we do it to each other all the time, as it's going to be an empty gesture eventually. At least OUR communication seems to be pretty good! I also talked to Helen Y. about it, which helped!

From Julie: Teena?! BAD SPELLING of Tina!

Lickman Road Exit 116 sign in Chilliwack!

From Julie: Kalisha?!

From Julie: Another girl named Latasha on MAURY?!

Current Mood: indescribable
Current Location: home
Current Music: Radiohead, "Exit Music For A Film"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3889155.html

Jack Daniels is from Chile?!

Mrs. Weiner and Mrs. Butt taught at the Jewish Community Centre?!

From Grammarly: How To Write Good, by Frank L. Visco!

Caveat emptor. Carpe diem. O si villi, si ergo, fortibus is in ero. Et tu, brute.

My several years in the word game have learnt me several rules:

1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. Avoid clichés like the plague. (They're old hat.)
4. Employ the vernacular.
5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
7. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
8. Contractions aren't necessary.
9. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
10. One should never generalize.
11. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said: "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
12. Comparisons are as bad as clichés.
13. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
14. Profanity sucks.
15. Be more or less specific.
16. Understatement is always best.
17. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
18. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
19. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
20. The passive voice is to be avoided.
21. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
22. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
23. Who needs rhetorical questions?

Current Mood: envious
Current Location: home
Current Music: Live, "Sister"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3888192.html

It's World Book Day today!

From my ARE YOU SHITTING ME book: Boston Bramlage?! The rest of the family had more normal names: Ronald, Rebecca, Brandon, Beau, and Roxanne...

From Reddit and r/namenerds: A London lawyer is named Friday February Eleven Biddle?!

Current Mood: groggy
Current Location: home
Current Music: Children of Bodom, "Warheart"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3873383.html

I went out at 2:05 to see Rachel at 2 at the Caring Place. THE BUS STOPS CHANGED AGAIN BECAUSE OF THE CONSTRUCTION! I had to walk to the next 414 stop near the London Drugs, and had just missed the 401 AND 407! UGH! When I got home at 4 on a 407, I took a shower.

From Julie: This girl is named TY?!

From Julie: Za'Niyah?!

From Julie: Zakaih?!

From Julie: Lazavieon?!

From Julie: Nee'Cee?!

From Julie: Dajanique?!

Current Mood: cold
Current Location: home
Current Music: GWAR, "Happy Death-Day"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3870309.html

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played San Jose at 7 tonight, and lost 7-2.

From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Sunshine?!

From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Ozias?! Apparently, it's a variant on King Uzziah of the Bible. Come on, people - there has to be a middle ground between that and (let's say) King David!

From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Borden is a boy name?! She thinks of the Borden Cheese Company, while I think of Lizzie Borden! Also, the dude kind of looks like Jeffrey Dahmer from this angle... o_O

Current Mood: exanimate
Current Location: home
Current Music: the Ramones, "Animal Boy"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3864955.html

I was out of my place at 5:20 when Deb called to see if it was a good time to pick me up on the way to grab the kids from wherever they were after school. Sure, why not? We went to Hugh Boyd where Declan was; Dylan had picked Elysse up earlier since he'd felt sick at work at 2 or so. Declan demonstrated some good reading skills when we waited for Deb at Seafair Complex before getting some gas for the car. Yeah, the sushi and tempura is a good place to start. He told me that he would let his wife choose the names for their future kids - solid choice, my friend! I'm sure he'd like to try Subway sometime, too. As soon as we got home, the kids started talking about negotiating iPad time and toy time - nice!

We had very slightly spicy chicken wings, rice, bass fish, and bok choy for dinner after watching SAMURAI RANGERS and MINECRAFT. Declan wanted to show me his musical SAMURAI RANGERS sword, which is fine. Elysse insisted on watching GLITTER FORCE with GLITTER FORCE MAKEOVER on the iPad during dinner. When she asked me about my cellphone, I said that I'd received it from my dad. Her answer: "DID HE DIE?!" HAHAHAHA, how amusingly morbid!

If I can type with 98% spelling and grammar accuracy on my phone like I am doing "right now," so can everyone else who doesn't have legitimate difficulties with the English language. There, I said it... BOOM!

From my ex-friend Jimmy: Laundry today or NAKED tomorrow!

From Julie: Friendship is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. Thank you for being the piss in my pants!

Current Mood: devious
Current Location: Timberwood Village
Current Music: Flaming Genitals, "Cheese"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3855338.html

I went out at 2:05 on a 414 to meet Rachel at the Caring Place, getting home at 3:50 on a 407. Dr. Wise's office (Megan) called me at 4:15 to try scheduling a last-minute appointment for tomorrow at noon to REPEAT an eye test that I thought the Willow UBC Eye Care Clinic already did back on November 15! Dr. Wise then said that she wanted to make sure I got the best lens possible, and she needed the info before going into the OR, so couldn't do it while I was asleep during the operation. Okay, I guess... Megan did say it was a hassle, which is right, because I said it was an inconvenience, then felt bad about it. I'd been planning to relax, but whatever! I have to be positive and believe that people will help me if I'm lost - which is bound to happen downtown!

From Erik and Sticks And Hat Tricks: Two parents watching youth hockey! "Which one is your boy?" "Why?" "I wanted to tell him how terrible he is." "You can't say that - he's only a kid. How would you like it if I said that to your boy?" "You have done that all game!" "Who is your boy?" "The referee." HAHAHAHA!

From Julie: Ramatu is Sai's mother?!

From Julie: Sai is a girl?!

Current Mood: stressed
Current Location: home
Current Music: Radiohead, "Karma Police"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3853217.html

From Julie: Tenecia and JASEN?! That doesn't even make it more unique since it's still pronounced the same way as JASON!

From Julie: DeAsia?! Julie says it's not even pronounced "Day-sha." It's literally pronounced "Dee-Asia"! What?!

From Youtube: Kermit BUTTS was arrested for the murder of Sam BOOB! HAHAHAHA! Also, MIRINDA Boob has a bad spelling of her name. It should be MIRANDA!

Current Mood: jubilant
Current Location: home
Current Music: Rolling Stones, "Winter"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3848800.html

After COFFEE TIME and SHOWER TIME, I went out with the barkTHINS snacking dark chocolate with pumpkin seeds at 4:10 to meet Dad at King Edward station so we could get to Jon and Harmony's. If they wanted to invite Randal and his dad (who ended up not coming because he doesn't like meeting strangers...), that was fine. I thought I'd be earlier than needed, so stopped at Marine Drive Station to kill time at T and T. I got some lime Lays chips while I was there! Got to King Edward Station in time, where Dad showed up in their new-to-them car.

Yes, my eye surgery IS important even if I can't see as well out of that eye, thanks very much! We actually got to talk to Steph via FaceTime for a while, too! Ayler and Hiero said hi, made me guess what they did today, pretended their colorful train tracks were Zambonis, asked about eye exams, put way too much cranberry sauce on their turkey, asked if they could have my beer (NO!), and climbed all over me and Randal. I did actually get to see baby Beckett, who is getting started on solids pretty early, but he seems to be okay with it. He smiled at me, and tried taking his colorful toy when (at Jon's direction) I brushed it against his hand. Mom had an unscheduled stop at Foody World (where apples were 28 cents a pound), but I got dinner leftovers (fall salad / turkey / gravy) with random Pocky and three apples when I finally got home at 8:45! I also got my garbage bag full of WASHED JACKETS and WINTER COATS back when the lards gave me a ride home!

From Not Always Friendly: HALT! The Grammar Nazi is here to check your post with his dictionary!

Lime Lays chips!

Current Mood: full
Current Location: finally home!
Current Music: Bon Jovi, "Raise Your Hands"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3821003.html

I left at 10:30 on a 407 to meet Mom and Dad at Oakridge with my fall / winter coats that may need complicated washing, but I have no idea why Mom's appointment with Dr. Kuo the acupuncturist would take two hours. STABWOUND THERAPY! Oh wait, they CHATTED?! Dad insisted on accompanying me to St. Paul's Hospital after New York Fries and A&W, which is fine, but I DID NOT NEED "You have to get over the escalator thing" or walking downtown for more than I had to! I know my energy levels; he doesn't! After that, I went to Yaohan to get some beef internal noodles at the food court as a treat and a reward. When I got home at 4:15 on a 407, I showered and am now talking to Jimmy.

From Julie: When I make the mistake of asking my wife why she can't sleep… Bert and Ernie style!

Current Mood: drunk
Current Location: home
Current Music: the Scorpions, "Action"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3817752.html

Redrum ended early this month, and now Imgur is working properly again - NO MORE PHOTOBUCKET! PHEW ON BOTH COUNTS! I definitely showered today!

From Julie: Sherneque?! "It's her neck," right?

Current Mood: pleased
Current Location: home
Current Music: Creed, "Pity For A Dime"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3806423.html

From Julie: Makyle?! Is that a "unique" spelling of Michael?! BAD SPELLING!

From Julie: Brandy is fine, but Ocean?!

From Julie: Wait, this Ocean is a black guy?!

Current Mood: bored
Current Location: home
Current Music: Gin Blossoms, "Virginia"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3802784.html

Jon dropped off his and Harmony's "old" HP printer at my place at 8:45 this morning since he had to drop the lards off at the airport at 8:30, anyway. He looked at the high amount of dust underneath the computer desk, looked in my fridge, wondered what all those cans were on the floor, and definitely noticed the "museum of noodles" on the couch. His explanation of my needing to practice made sense to me when it came to plugging the square plug into the printer itself.

Random stuff from Mom and Dad: Another silver water mug, 20mL Crest Complete toothpaste with Scope x2 (which expires in May 2019 and can't be opened anyway...), and Carnaby cinnamon hearts which expired on December 17, 2014!

From Julie: Detron?!

From Julie: Tarnisha?! How do you not see TARNISH right there in the name?!

Current Mood: weird
Current Location: home
Current Music: Tori Amos, "Suede"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3796794.html

I got two new homemade soaps, a brief note thanking me for my online Twitch support, and a Ness from Earthbound perler from Cuya in the mail yesterday - NICE! I discovered SURPRISE REDRUM this morning - UGH! Good thing I already had a pad in from yesterday's crap! So then I had to go to London Drugs AGAIN to get some much-needed bulk pads, which I should have just done yesterday while I was there anyway... sigh.

Then I had to walk to the bank to get a NEW chip-enabled debit card since the magnetic strip didn't work, and then return the Winter Creek oysters at Price Smart since I forgot that I'd banned it because I couldn't open them even with the jar opener! No, I didn't care that they couldn't resell it! The customer service worker was named Gunya - WTF?! I simply got easier-to-open and less expensive on-sale Mac's Oysters as a replacement (no more less expensive Fanny Bay oysters!), while deciding "fuck this lineup at the express lane" and going to self-checkout instead.

While I was there, I went to the liquor store to get NEW limited-edition Innis and Gunn Mangoes on the Run mango IPA / NEW Hires Cream Soda and Vodka / NEW limited-edition Snapple Spiked RaspCherry Tea Vodka. (the sale on the Snapple ends today!) Got home at 11:05 on a 407 to unload and rest a bit before going out again. While I was not feeling too terrible, I went to Richmond Centre at 2:35 on a 401 for some new shorts since an old pair met with a poop accident.

H and M did not have what I was looking for, and neither did Sportscheck with their Underarmour shorts. I went into Champs, where I lucked into a 2 for 1 sale on shorts, so of course I took advantage of it, buying two pairs of CSG Black Advancer shorts for $38.08! Then I remembered to check out Shoppers for a frozen Pad Thai meal, which they had, and it was even on sale for $3! Finally got home at 4:30 on a 401, deciding not to wait for the 407 in the hot weather with the frozen meal. Then I emailed Chinese Eric to see if we could hang out for his birthday on August 15!

NEW limited-edition Innis and Gunn Mangoes on the Run mango IPA!

NEW Hires Cream Soda and Vodka!

NEW limited-edition Snapple Spiked RaspCherry Tea Vodka!

CSG Black Advancer Shorts from Champs!

Current Mood: indescribable
Current Location: home
Current Music: Blink 182, "Strings"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3795259.html

I got a phone call and email from FYI Doctors, saying that my NEW GLASSES are ready! At least my spare glasses don't have to be from the late 90s or early 2000s now! So I went out there at 4:35 before they closed at 5:30, to get my NEW GLASSES! Then I went to London Drugs to get NEW Hungry Buddha Jalapeno-Lime coconut jerky, NEW Late July Organic Snacks Jalapeno-Lime tortilla chips for the timing coincidence since it is also late July time-wise, an Alter Eco Pacific Salt and Malt chocolate bar to replace the one that I gave to white Eric on Monday night, and NEW mini AERO Canada peppermint balls. I also mailed a birthday card and some stickers to Fraser, and put the chocolate items in my handy freezer bag. Almost as soon as I got home at 5:20 on a 407, I had to poop.... but I ended up throwing away my panties AND shorts anyhow! UGH!

Via Janet on LJ: This wife is offering a coffeepot to her grumpy husband in the morning. "Ready for your performance-enhancing drug?"

NEW Hungry Buddha Jalapeno Lime coconut jerky!

NEW Late July Jalapeno Lime tortilla chips! I had to get them because it is also late July time-wise, hahaha.

NEW mini Aero peppermint balls!

Current Mood: productive
Current Location: home
Current Music: Eric Clapton, "Too Bad"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3795188.html

From Julie: Ryker?! As in Rikers Island, but misspelled?! BAD SPELLING!

From Julie: Fuzzy?!

From Julie: Imani?!

From Julie: Eldridge?!

From Julie: Shelona?!

From Julie: Cordell Jr. / Namaurie / Imani?!

Current Mood: awake
Current Location: home
Current Music: Eric Clapton, “Last Night”
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3793902.html

Jimmy FINALLY decided to unblock me and send me a message, saying that he'd fucked up royally and completely - NO SHIT! Later, I fielded an email from Mom about a dinner at Wo's, but she didn't include a date! I had to call Dad to find out that the dinner was on SUNDAY the 22nd at 5:15. Then I messaged Nathan because the email had referenced "his lovely wife" (um, er...), so he thanked me for my sensitivity. Yeah, I don't tell Mom about MY personal stuff, so why would I tell her about my FRIENDS' personal stuff? At least we appreciate each other, and he told Jon to tell her for him! I showered today.

La Royce Lobster-Gaines?!

From Julie: Duran Porrino?! Reminds me of durian, porridge, and Duran Duran!

From Julie: Kolleen?!

Seen on a local ad: Morning Li?!

Current Mood: blah
Current Location: home
Current Music: Blur, "Caramel"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3791051.html

I showered today.

Obra S. Kernodle IV?!

Obi-Wan Kenobi is NOT Jesus! FAIL!

From Julie: Shontay and Dayshia?!

Current Mood: flirty
Current Location: home
Current Music: Nazareth, "Dream On"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3788645.html

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I left at 11:15 to meet Mom and Dad for lunch at 11:30 at Dinesty Dumpling House on a 401. They were so damn late that I had to call them from the fucking restaurant to confirm that lunch was on! Then they tried subtly blaming it on me - no, I did not ask for the stuff they passed on to me! No, I did not need to be told what the vinegar and ginger was for - I know SLB routine! Plus, I definitely did not have control over where the waitress seated me! Talked about Uncle William, Hiero "punching" the baby because he was jealous, Ayler being protective of the baby and wanting to sandwich him with cushions (cute but dangerous!), hot and sour soup, my leftovers of rice / egg / bok choy / Chinese sausage, Mom buying herbs, and Dad helping to bring the heavy / bulky microwave and toaster oven inside with the newspaper route cart from the old days. I finally got home at 12:45, and was able to relax thereafter!

Random stuff from Mom and Dad: Random stuff from Mom and Dad: A Danby Designers microwave which is cleaner than my current one of about the same age, a Sunbeam toaster oven, a comforter, and $5 cash.

From Julie: Oh God, it's a four-in-one! QUADRUPLETS! Lexii, Dewayne, Akea, and Deshay?! Take away an I from Lexii. Akea reminds me of IKEA!

From Julie: P and Lashaunna?!

From Mikki and Tumblr - CoolThingOfTheDay: "Adorable Japanese hamster bread. (Source)" SoundsSimpleRight: "Are you fucking kidding me." Jen-Jen-Jen-Jen: "There's no way in hell I could take a bite out of these." TheMaddFeministDeactivated: "It has a butthole." HaveItJoeWay: "I'd take these to the pet store and just start eating them in front of children." Virgno: "And here you see, in order: A Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin."

Current Mood: okay
Current Location: home
Current Music: KMFDM, "Moron"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3783623.html

Devoid Couch?!

From Julie: Chasity?! At least spell CHASTITY correctly if that's what you're going for!

From Julie: Iyana?!

From Julie: Quanasia?!

From Julie: Blayton?!

From Julie: Markeese?!

From Julie: Alexius?!

Current Mood: awake
Current Location: home
Current Music: Neil Young, "Philadelphia"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3780033.html

I was NOT impressed with the JOY dumplings freezing into huge unmanageable blocky clumps, so I had to throw those clumps out. Unfortunately, Hester was there and told me that it wasn't allowed to throw it out in the dumpster. Whatever, I can do what I want. I had to walk it to the bus stop and throw it out there before walking back.

Dr. Pitt Derryberry?!

From Julie: Myron?! That's a boy, not a girl.

From Julie: Charity?!

From Julie: Latreice?!

From Julie: Dewaysha?!

Current Mood: annoyed
Current Location: home
Current Music: Our Lady Peace, "Annie"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3777849.html

Barry came by at 10:50 and removed one more dead mouse (on a glue trap) under the couch, and set up one more snap trap.

Covadonga del Busto Naval?!

From Julie: Lakadrian is a girl?!

From Julie: Zaevion?!

From Julie: Salvatore is fine, but ASIA?!

Current Mood: productive
Current Location: home
Current Music: Our Lady Peace, "The Birdman"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3776161.html

From Julie: A mug which says, "I am totally judging you based on your grammar usage."

Comma Sutra T-shirt... amusing!

From Julie: Shyheem Smith?! Just stick to Kareem like in Abdul-Jabbar, because THAT sounds way better!

Current Mood: lazy
Current Location: home
Current Music: Beck, "Scarecrow"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3770549.html

I emailed Eric a reminder about the new(er) computer and the subsequent electronics recycling, and he emailed me back with detailed instructions on how to take a screenshot with Snipping Tool (so convenient!) of the System Tools, so he could compare with what was currently available. I definitely appreciated that, and he emailed me back with a Best Buy link! I do have just enough cash for that around here.

Then Christon emailed a bunch of us with an impromptu Sunday (but Monday) Dinner Evite at Jeremy's for May 21 with Thai or Vietnamese food... it's been a while, so it's time to do our semi-annual catchup, as I said in my RSVP! Lots of people time on that long weekend, so I'd better have lots of solitude after that till the Wednesday!

Queensy Menig?!

From Julie: Ay'Den?! What's with that totally unnecessary apostrophe?!

From Julie: Marvel is a woman?! I can see it as a boy name, BARELY!

From Julie: Sherrye?! SHERRY does not need an E on the end!

From Julie: Coty is said like Cody?! No way!

Current Mood: irritated
Current Location: home
Current Music: Neil Young, "Piece of Crap"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3769402.html

Jimbob Ghostkeeper?!

From Reddit on April 14, 2018: No, TheresAName, your ex was not "technically" born in a different year. He either was or wasn't born in a different year. Make up your mind.

Current Mood: bitchy
Current Location: home
Current Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Warped"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3768834.html

From Julie M. and Wish: STAR WARS "Use The Force" toilet decal - funny!

From Gizmodo and the r/hockey Discord server: DOES IT FART?: THE DEFINITIVE FIELD GUIDE TO ANIMAL FLATULENCE! Finally, there's a book about which animals fart!

Current Mood: productive
Current Location: home
Current Music: Fugazi, "Bad Mouth"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3763869.html

From Melissa: Wife says, "The car is not starting. Dashboard shows the sign of a person sitting on the toilet." Husband says, "What... ?? Send me a picture." The picture is the temperature icon showing that it's -4 degrees outside! HAHAHA!

From Julie M. and Wish: A painting of a cat sitting on the toilet by 5D Diamond!

Current Mood: productive
Current Location: home
Current Music: Children of Bodom, "Northern Comfort"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3762695.html

From Someecards and Reddit: Poop time via pie chart! Time spent actually pooping, vs. time spent pretending that you have more in you while browsing Internet and using any possible opportunity to distract yourself from upcoming imminent realization that at some point, you have to leave this peaceful, warm, and cozy bathroom and step out back into that harsh and unforgiving world.

From Someecards and FuckJerry: This Cushelle toilet paper "really cleaned my anus!" Thanks for sharing, Janet (49) from Kent...

From Someecards and Memebase: Sing like no one is listening! Love like you've never been hurt! Dance like no one is watching! Poop like no one can smell it. (I fixed our bathroom picture. Wife was not amused.)

Current Mood: productive
Current Location: home
Current Music: U2, "Where The Streets Have No Name"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3755292.html

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 21!

From Julie: De'Nara?!

From Julie: Maysun?! That's a bad spelling of Mason!

From Julie: Isiss?! I've heard of Isis with one S, but TWO?!

From Julie: Juniper-Louise?!

Current Mood: cynical
Current Location: home
Current Music: the Doors, "Gloria"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3752561.html

The Canucks played the Sharks at 7:30 tonight, and lost 4-1.

From Cuya's Discord server: The wife and I exchanged Valentine's cards at the store. Then we put them back on the rack... done.

From Kramer's Discord server: Roses are for vases. Lotion's for the skin. You will be my Valentine or get the hose again.

Current Mood: full
Current Location: home
Current Music: AC/DC, "Whole Lotta Rosie"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3745422.html

Dictator Valentines! Leon Trotsky thinks you're hotsky! Hitler: "Be mein." Stalin: "Quit Stalin. Be my valentine." Chairman Mao: "You are most honorable chairman of my heart." Fidel Castro: "Don't embargo my love." Kim Jong Il: "You're the Kim Jong Illest." Idi Amin: "Amin love with you." Karl Marx: "Roses are red. So is the state. Let us be comrades because you are great."

Grumpy Cat: I love Saint Valentine's Day. Best massacre ever.

From Reddit and r/namenerds: Skiffington and Colbie Holderness?!

Current Mood: productive
Current Location: home
Current Music: Matthew Good, "Born To Kill"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3744512.html

COFFEE TIME! Daya was also very sensitive about my opinion on the word "y'all" - at least white Eric took it well when I said that it made him sound like a Texas hick, since he knew I was obviously joking! "A great way to lose friendships and you've slammed my [FICTIONAL] sweetie and Southerners," indeed... then she blocked me on Discord and probably Disqus as well. Whatever! She was going on and on about cryptocurrency lately, which is pretty boring to me anyway. What an overreaction! The Canucks played the Stars at 1 today, and WON 6-0!

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 2!

From Julie: Royalty?!

From Julie: Sher'maurianna?!

From Julie: Jeramie Torres?!

Current Mood: jubilant
Current Location: home
Current Music: Cake, "Never There"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3743429.html

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington at 4 today, and lost 3-1, with a controversial goal which involved someone being crashed into the net. WHAT THE. I was also surprised that I am now a mod in Dave's Discord server. Not sure how I didn't notice that BRIGHT PINK / HOT PINK screen name color change before my discussion this afternoon with Erik about PMs and my roles. "Wait - I shouldn't be able to kick you..." "You're a moderator." "WHAAAAAT?!" No, Dave didn't tell me about it, but that's more than fine! I know why it happened now, though.

My ex-friend Matt's wife is named Holland Houdek?! Holland is a country (nick)name!

From Julie: Arnold Schwarzenegger! Arnyoung Schwarzenegger!

From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Dave Obey was a politician?!

Current Mood: indescribable
Current Location: home
Current Music: Radiohead, "Subterranean Homesick Alien"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3730765.html

From the OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Mark Reckless is a politician in the UK?!

From Sara H. and Daniel Summers on Twitter: Friends, I have discovered my new patron saint. "I see that you have made 3 spelling mistakes." - Last words of Marquis de Favras after reading his death sentence before being hanged in 1790.

From Sara H. and Klaas Meijer on Tumblr: Friends, I have discovered my new patron saint. "I see that you have made 3 spelling mistakes." - Last words of Marquis de Favras after reading his death sentence before being hanged in 1790.

Current Mood: okay
Current Location: home
Current Music: Led Zeppelin, "Black Dog"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3730643.html

From Diane: Scottish bride's "och aye, the poo!" Someone needs to learn how to wipe his ass properly!

From Julie M. and Wish: Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder!

Toilet artwork: HARD TIMES!

Current Mood: productive
Current Location: home
Current Music: the Misfits, "Scream!"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3730176.html

Harmony emailed the family about Hiero's birthday party later this month on the 21st at noon - at least I know where Pizzeria Barbarella IS, and it doesn't conflict with the hockey game later that evening or anything!

From Oddee: Reading this obituary, I don't want to know that Chan Holcombe's dad circumcised him with a pocketknife!

From Lancer on Youtube: Salsa the monkey is delivering Happy Boxes for Fassad in MOTHER 3. He goes to Mayor Pusher's house and meets Mayor Pusher and his wife Elmore. This is an oil painting titled "Mt. Oriander in Summer."

From Aunty Acid: Who names their kid CELEM?! Emerald is a cool name, though!

Current Mood: quixotic
Current Location: home
Current Music: Alexis on Fire, "Side Walk When She Walks"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3728592.html

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Rangers at 11 AM today; the game went to overtime and an epic entertaining shootout lasting seven rounds, but the Canucks lost 4-3.

Chris W. says that this Indonesian guy's parents named him Hitler, and he decided to run for office with a party led by a man banned from travelling to the United States because of war crimes. This isn't Photoshop; he's actually listed as a legislative candidate by mainstream sources.

From Kramer's Discord server and Tumblr: A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don't fucking care. This definitely fits Kramer, as he's been known to do JUST THAT on his Twitch streams!

In Quelb Village, the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party encounters Dopey Wolf. All he has to say is, "... :)"

In Quelb Village, the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party comes across Grumpy Wolf. "Anyone who doesn't like Pokemon can go suck dicks in hell!"

Current Mood: disappointed
Current Location: home
Current Music: Radiohead, "Creep"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3709846.html

I noticed that Eric Ho had tried calling me yesterday when I was out, so I called him back at 11:50 AM. He answered the phone, and said that he just wanted to let me know - AFTER THE FACT! - that he'd tried sending me an email on Saturday to say that he couldn't make it, and had noticed that I'd called him at 6:40 that evening. Ah yes, his email problems had cropped up again! He wanted to get together this Saturday for the Calgary game at 7 instead, so he'll call me after he gets off work that day. Sure, why not? That sounds good!

From Not Always Romantic on September 2, 2016: Why would you ever text your EX in a GUSHY manner?!

This is in the Disqus comments to "Married To The Merry Murderesses" on Not Always Romantic on June 15, 2017. Nope takes things way too personally when people are (not) fine with her poly lifestyle choice!

From Reddit on July 13, 2017: CodyDarkStalker is poly and has two husbands, and also thinks meat is gross and doesn't allow it in the house! That poor omnivore in that special snowflake household...

Current Mood: cheerful
Current Location: home
Current Music: Big Sugar, "Diggin' A Hole"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3683096.html

It's the Mid-Autumn Festival today! It's NATIONAL TACO DAY today! I'm also 99% better!

From Not Always Working: Dsru Bin?! I had to block him when we were using Facebook comments for the Not Always sites.

From Not Always Right: Felicia Flutters Schuman?! I like the alliteration of Felicia Flutters!

From Not Always Hopeless: Heleen Van Grootven?! Shouldn't that be Helen?! Also, I AM GROOT!

From Not Always Right: Khadijah Cook?! I know that's an important Muslim wife, so I'm not sure why a black person has the name...

Current Mood: geeky
Current Location: home
Current Music: Hole, "Sassy"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3680708.html

It's 8:01 PM (20:01 in 24-hour time) on September 11! YAY FOR TIME QUIRKINESS AND COINCIDENCES! :D

From Reddit on June 3, 2016: No, Faith, we do not give our official abusive exes "one last great kiss with tongue" when we're splitting our items post-breakup. You also have a gambling problem ($10,000 in debt to eBay?!) and addiction issues! While those can be fixed / resolved, I hope you never contact your ex again.

From Reddit on July 6, 2017: No, Worried19, cuckolding is not sexist or racist. I'm not a fan of fetishes, but you have some really weird opinions about gender and other things as well, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: home
Current Music: Big Sugar, "Turn The Lights On"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3667671.html

I woke up at 5:30 AM today for some reason, but went back to sleep about three hours later. Vanessa says that she can come to my sushi gathering, too. Now I'm just talking to Shiv about a bunch of stuff - always good!

From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Naomi Nicely has or had the Guinness World Record for the shortest marriage?!

From Reddit: A mermaid is playing her harp. Then a pirate says, "I don't like the thing you are doing. Can you do a different thing that I like?" Mermaid: "I will fucking increase the fucking thing!"

Current Mood: enthralled
Current Location: home
Current Music: Live, "Lightning Crashes"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3667329.html

Last night, Jon said that I was welcome to come over for lunch, and that physio was at 2:15. Sounded good to me, as I could get my Compass Card back that way, as well as spend more time with the kids! Time to put the thing in my wallet instead of my pocket while I'm out of the house! I got to the house early, but at least I could spend some quiet time to chill. When Jon and the boys got back from an appointment, we had chicken and tofu tacos for lunch before going to physio. The boys had fun making up bus stops (Steveston and Portland / Seattle / Surrey?!), and imitating the "BEEP BEEP BEEP" of the wheelchair ramps around here! Jon asked me how white Eric was; you see him more often than I do! Apparently, someone has set up a birthday dinner for him at Jeremy's on Sunday, but I haven't gotten any emails about it. I guess he's pretty busy! Later, Jon asked if Chinese Eric had any friends; I have no idea since even HE had to work on his own birthday!

We talked about Jeremy and his going down to Corvallis (Oregon) to see the solar eclipse with Christon and white Eric last week, my emailing Kevin some birthday wishes, whether they'd sent Fraser anything for his birthday ("oops"), my doing some dishes after a dinner of corn chowder and bread, Penny the speech therapist, Beck / Weird Al making me think of Jeremy, the Dead Kennedys, zone strategies, and September scheduling. When I got home at 7:45 on a 407, I finally registered the Compass Card online! Jimmy had messaged me this morning, but I'd ignored it in favor of doing my own thing, especially because of last night's lyrics debacle which HE could have easily prevented. Tommy's just messaged me as well, but I'll ignore that for certain.

Yay! My Facebook friends have LOVED my posts 400 times! :D

Current Mood: okay
Current Location: home
Current Music: Alanis Morissette, "Gorgeous"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3662816.html

Since I was up at 7:30, it was COFFEE TIME and GREEN TEA TIME by default!

"Your Imperfect Heart is Honest"

Your heart is imperfect because it is so intuitive and perceptive. You tend to know the deal without people needing to say it.
You may read between the lines, but you don't expect others to. You are very truthful - and even brutally frank - when it comes to love.

You are faithful and devoted to the person that you choose to love. Your heart doesn't waver or stray.
You can be a bit obsessive when your heart is set on someone. You'll face it - you're addicted to love.

The Imperfect Heart Test

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