glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
Facebook was down ALL DAY - I thought it was just me, but NOPE! Luckily, it came back for me just in time for the hockey game! The Canucks played the Rangers at 7 tonight, and won 4-1! Tyler Mott scored two goals 11 seconds apart, the game had back-to-back five-minute major penalties, and we had MORE injuries!


From the Daily Mail: Ugley is in Essex, England?! It's commonly pronounced as USLEY.




From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: BABOON METAPHYSICS?!




From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: STRIP AND KNIT WITH STYLE?!

glowing_dragon: (French Toast)
It's World Book Day today!


From my ARE YOU SHITTING ME book: Boston Bramlage?! The rest of the family had more normal names: Ronald, Rebecca, Brandon, Beau, and Roxanne...




From Reddit and r/namenerds: A London lawyer is named Friday February Eleven Biddle?!

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
After COFFEE TIME, I called the eye clinic to say that I'd run out of eyedrops, so asked what to do. End result: I have an appointment next Friday with Dr. Wise (the only day she's in) to check the eye pressure. The Canucks played Chicago at 5:30 today, and lost 4-3 in overtime. I also saw a dead mouse two inches away from a mousetrap! Guess I'm calling Barry tomorrow...


From Wesley and The Bleacher Report on October 5, 2018: LaShawnita Ruffins and Tre'Davious White?! Reminds me of Ruffles chips, hahaha.

glowing_dragon: (Poop)
From Julie M. and Krazy Bitch: Farted in my wallet. Now I have gas money.




From Aaron94 on Discord, Julie M., and Vanessa on November 29, 2018: Abcde Redford?! Also, the reporter has a great last name: MIRACLE!




From Pete: The guy says, "Let's go get some sushi!" The girl says, "I don't like eating raw fish." The guy responds, "Well... FUKU DEN." RESTAURANT STYLE!

glowing_dragon: (Poop)
Shamoil T. Shipchandler?!




From Julie: Seon?! It's pronounced like "see-on."




From Julie: Karac?!




From Julie: Paradise is Isha's baby boy?!




From Julie: Isha?! Apparently, none of the three men was the father of her baby...




From Julie: Brantley?!

glowing_dragon: (Crazy-Eyed Bear)
Barry called me at 11:40 to see if I could reschedule the appointment on Wednesday the 21st to the next day (the 22nd - a Thursday) at 10:45 AM since he had to take someone to the doctor. I guess so...


From Paul Saxberg and Pete: Dear America: You elected George H.W. Bush. We gave you Celine Dion. You elected George W. Bush. We gave you Nickelback. You RE-ELECTED George W. Bush. We gave you Justin Bieber. DO NOT ELECT DONALD TRUMP. You don't want to know what's coming next. Sincerely, Canada.




Gandalf at Applebee's! Gandalf: "Can I get you folks some dessert?" Table: "Thanks, but we'll pa..." Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Table: "... take one of everything?" Applebee's Employee of the Month is Gandalf!




From Julie: Jay-Z! Jay-Zzzzzzz!

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