Tatiana's Wanderings

I called Ayler at 6:35, just in time for my dumpling dinner and their dessert of raspberry / cherry croissants. We talked about going out, Hiero asking if I'd met Walter the dog yet (much better than the LICK MY BUM song), my saying hi to Beckett, Hiero asking about the last time I took a shower (again), the 7 PM cheer around here involving a car alarm, Ayler's reading program, Jon saying that Ayler wanted Beckett to be part of the phone calls too, my dessert of a Lindt truffle, and the next talk time being Tuesday afternoon. At least Ayler seems to like his reading program and the 100% quizzes! The "noise" he heard at the beginning was my Youtube video which I had to pause.


From Julie and JUDGE JUDY: Laicee Turney?! BAD SPELLING OF LACEY!




From Julie and JUDGE JUDY: Justice Joursia is a girl?!




From Julie and DR. PHIL: Janene believes Taylor faked her latest pregnancy?! BAD SPELLING OF JANINE!




Samyang regular spicy fire noodles for lunch!

There was a Shaw outage last night when I was going to bed anyway, and I'm surprised there haven't been more because everyone is online (more) nowadays. I also read that Red Cat Records on Main will be closing permanently due to the coronavirus - HA! JIMMY NEVER GOT TO SEE IT!


From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Jadevyonna Lewis?! That could be easily misread as JADEY VYONNA Lewis... JADE VYONNA?!




From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Teresa is obviously fine, but KYLLA MANN?! Definitely KILL A MAN! Should have thought that one through before birth or marriage...




From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Gunnar Bond?! It's a fine name for someone European, but not for a non-Swedish person! Wait, GUNNAR and KYLLA are siblings?! Geez! GUNS AND KILLING THEME!

The kids called me at 6:45 to scream-sing a song about (as far as I can tell) licking bums or nicking bums, and asked me inappropriate questions about whether I'd like to see Jon peeing. No, thank you! Then Ayler asked if I would eat a whole pie (which Hiero said they were having for dessert) because of my "big stomach" - mmm, no, I'm not on MY 600-POUND LIFE! Harmony said that was their father's influence - yeah, I can TELL! I said hi to Beckett, who didn't really say anything. but that's okay. It was pretty brief because they just wanted to sing a song, which is fine. Life is as usual over there, I see! I joked that when social distancing is over, I'd buy a pie to throw at their dad just for all these "jokes."


From Reddit on April 23, 2019: No, PickWhatCar, deliberately leaving things for you to step on is NOT something you should laugh about. It's time to have a SERIOUS TALK with your boyfriend! What if you'd tripped over it and hurt yourself?!




From Reddit on May 14, 2019: No, "I'm blocking you" is not a silly game which should make you giggle. What if you have mobility issues like I do? I don't think you should LIKE being blocked on your way out of a room! For me, the blocking game would NOT be fun. You know I have shit to do and you're getting in my way for fun? Nope, you stay where you are. Besides, you deleted your Reddit account and I still have both of mine, so I WIN!

After I had it out with Kate because of her offensive fruitcake denseness (she did NOT apologize properly for calling me a LEAF!), Ayler called me at 4:50 (with Jon sending me a Facebook message just before - which I didn't read till later), to ask what I did today, so I said I had watched a bunch of videos. He parroted, "don't watch too many videos a day" - little does he know that this is what EVERYONE is doing during this time! I can deal with HIS talking about the same thing and I don't mind if he says wrong stuff because I expect less out of him since he's a child. He struggled to remember what they had for lunch - but came up with PIZZA! Yup, I miss pizza! Ayler says he isn't a reading master yet, but does do quizzes because they want to test him. He has 4000 stars, but wants to have 8000 on his reading program - GOALS!

I was on speaker phone, so I heard plenty of Harmony getting Hiero to understand whatever he was reading. Beckett said "Auntie" and pressed a button that left me listening to nothing for about a minute. He obviously understands that I'm not there and certainly recognizes my voice. When Ayler got back on the line, he explained what happened and wondered if I cared about it. I said it didn't matter and I wasn't mad at all. Jon told him to ask me when the last time was that I'd taken a shower - WHATEVER! I looked up the world record for someone not taking a shower: Ah, some Iranian who hasn't taken one for SIXTY YEARS! We set up the next talk time for Saturday afternoon when Jon's done teaching. I guess he teaches at home, so I don't know how that works out - they do need the money, of course. Ayler let me go at 5:05 so he could build a new train track - that's fine! I also didn't know Darryl was autistic, but he seems to cope well, and HE'S my friend so it doesn't matter!


LOL tombstone?!

From Julie: A green dragon with flashing red eyes!



GIF version:


From Julie: An awesome red and orange dragon!




This T-shirt is from The Dragon's Den: Annoyed Dragon! Touchy Dragon! Grouchy ball of FIRE! Moody Dragon! Grumpy Dragon! Grr Grr Grr! RED DRAGON!




From Dragons: This red dragon on a coffee mug says, "My alone time is for your safety."




From Julie: Bakugan Dragonoid monster truck! The 2020 driver is Camden Murphy.

From Dragons and Dragon Fantasy Art Addiction: Stunning dragon with sword trinket box fantasy art ornament... awesome!




From Julie: Rashad is okay, but Jukella?!




From Julie: Chiquita?!




From Julie: Lanay?!




From Julie: Annyia?! Couldn't make up your minds between Annie and Anna?!

Uncle Ben's Smokey Rice!




Girl with 1000 Letters In Her Name! GUINNESS WORLD RECORD! APOSTROPHE! Her given name is:

Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshen

kescianneshaimondrischlyndasaccarnae

renquellenendrasamecashaunettethalem

eicoleshiwhalhinive'onchellecaundenesh

eaalausondrilynnejeanetrimyranaekuesa

undrilynnezekeriakenvaunetradevonneya

vondalatarneskcaevontaepreonkeinesce

ellaviavelzadawnefriendsettajessicanneles

ciajoyvaelloydietteyvettesparklenescea

undrieaquenttaekatilyaevea'shauwneorali

aevaekizzieshiyjuanewandaleccianneren

eitheliapreciousnesceverroneccalovelia

tyronevekacarrionnehenriettaescecleon

patrarutheliacharsalynnmeokcamonaeloies

alynnecsiannemerciadellesciaustillaparis

salondonveshadenequamonecaalexetiozetia

quaniaenglaundneshiafrancethosharomeshaun

nehawaineakowethauandavernellchishankcarl

inaaddoneillesciachristondrafawndrealaot

relleoctavionnemiariasarahtashabnequcka

gailenaxeteshiataharadaponsadeloriakoent

escacraigneckadellanierstellavonnemyiat

angoneshiadianacorvettinagodtawndrashirl

enescekilokoneyasharrontannamyantoniaaquin

ettesequioadaurilessiaquatandamerceddiamae

bellecescajamesauwnneltomecapolotyoajohny

aetheodoradilcyana

Koyaanisqatsiuthawyhaiashieakhauwnne Williams.

From Melissa: Daiso Japan sells an electric light-up poop stick?!




From Hell: 666 in toilet paper rolls! CORONAVIRUS!




From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Shemida?!