glowing_dragon: (No Netspeak!)
Went to the library briefly today to delete a whole bunch of things. Woo!


From Cuya's Discord server: Peeps International Delight coffee creamer for Easter 2019?!




From Cuya's Discord server: Peeps cereal for Easter 2019?!




Jeremy Y. knows this girl at UBC named JERSEY IP?!

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
The Canucks played Columbus at 7 tonight, and lost 5-0 for a dubious record of ten shutouts this season so far, which is the most in the NHL.


From The Blog of Funny Names: Greg McKegg?! Bonus: He wore 69 for the Toronto Maple Leafs!




From Quotes, Fun, and Sarcasm: Mehboob Hassan?!




From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: SHORT-TERM VISUAL INFORMATION FORGETTING?!

glowing_dragon: (Crazy-Eyed Bear)
THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS.


Cards Received, 2018!


Special 2018 (2)

* Cuya: "Flamsterette! Thank you so much for your continued support! It's awesome hanging out with you online! Enjoy these things, please! ♥ - Cuya!" [a Ness from EARTHBOUND perler and two homemade green heart-shaped soaps!]

* Vanessa and Jason: "Hi! Here's Cassidy's birth announcement. One of these days, we'll meet up! ♥ [heart sticker]"


Birthday 2018 (3)

* Jeremy: "Hope you have a great year ahead, Les! Happy birthday - Jeremy." ("You're someone who's lovely, thoughtful, sweet, and kind... wishing you a day that makes you feel as special as you really are! Happy birthday!")

* Rachel F.: "Wishing you continued hope, love, happiness, and excitement for your many years to come! Happy birthday. :)"

* Steph, Lisa, Fraser, Henry, and Havarti: "There once was a very happy tree... who died for this card. The End. Happy Birthday, Tree Killer." (included the kids' handprints!)


Christmas 2018 (11)

* Kitty: "Hello, Leslie. The card is a little late, but I really want to wish you all the best for Christmas and I hope all your wishes for 2019 will come true! Love, Kitty and Ringo the dog."

* Angie H. (auralily): "Happy Holidays and best wishes for a wonderful New Year!"

* photo card from Jon and Harmony

* Steph and Lisa: Merry Belated Christmas, Leslie!

* a photo card from Janet S. (ghost_light) and Mark S. (lonelydumptruck): "Dear Glowing_Dragon, Merry and happy to you throughout the season and the whole new year!"

* Julie M. (moonshar): "Leslie, It seems like each year is flying by. It's almost 2019! Here is to another year of murder shows, bad names, and funny memes! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!"

* Deanna H. (endlessblush): "Hello, Leslie. It's 38°C and I need to get my Christmas baking done. Summer and Christmas don't always mix. We are home this year, and it will be quiet. Everyone is well here... kids are all busy with part-time jobs now that school / university has finished for the year. I have one more week of work, then have time off until January 2. Yay! Merry Christmas. Wishing you a wonderful Christmas and a peaceful New Year. Love, Deanna."

* Rebecca R. (reeby10): "Happy Holidays! I hope that 2019 is a wonderful year for you! Best wishes!" She included IRON MAN stickers / rainbow stickers / superhero stickers / Roald Dahl JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH bookmark / Roald Dahl THE BFG bookmark / golden owl bookmark / golden stylized leaf bookmark / STAR WARS "Join the resistance!" and "power!" stickers / IRON MAN stickers / rainbow stickers in a huge Canada Post plastic bag. Apparently, the card with a red robin and logs was "damaged in the mailstream."


Total: 17
glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
COFFEE TIME! Christon emailed us to propose a hockey hangout next Saturday (the 9th) at Jeremy's because Chinese Eric wants to have one. I SEE HOW IT IS! He can sacrifice a night from wedding planning for HIM, but not for my birthday?! HA! I'll have to walk to Brighouse station AGAIN for the second time in four days in a row! UGH! White Eric can't make it because of his own hockey stuff. The Canucks played Vegas at 1 today, and lost 3-0.


From Quotes, Fun, and Sarcasm: Tashneal Blake?! Why didn't her parents just go with Tasha to be more normal?!




From Quotes, Fun, and Sarcasm: Rickeena Holloway?!




From Quotes, Fun, and Sarcasm: Edidiong Udoh?! Reminds me of UDON! Not sure what to make of the first name...




From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: YOGA FOR CATS?!

glowing_dragon: (LJ Drama)
Christmas Day Balam Koyoc?!




Hashtag Follow Contreras Sepulveda?!




Kitty has a Facebook friend named Krystyne Alyse?! Way too much Y in that name... BAD SPELLING!

glowing_dragon: (Crazy-Eyed Bear)
Harshdeep Bhatti?! Yes, I know Harshdeep is a legitimate East Indian name, but still.




More unfortunate names! )
glowing_dragon: (Poop)
MORE SNOW THIS AFTERNOON?! I'm going to stay warm!


From Julie: Michaia?!




From Julie: Skilya?! KILL YA is right in the name!




From Julie: Deondre?!




From Julie: Shakiyla and Valesia?!




From Julie: Malik?!




From Quotes, Fun, and Sarcasm: Deatrice Williams?! What was wrong with Beatrice?!

glowing_dragon: (Crazy-Eyed Bear)
From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Keava Jones?!




From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Anca Susan?! Just reverse the names!




Willson K. Anita?! Again, just reverse the names!




From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Lavonda Phillips?!

glowing_dragon: (LJ Drama)
I showered and did laundry today.


A Reddit idiot named TreKopperTe replied to me on Tuesday (October 23rd) with a correction for "resting bitch face": " *relaxed face." I DON'T CARE! NEVER tell me what to do when I'm describing myself or a commonly-known phenomenon! If you can't handle seeing the word "bitch," then maybe the Internet is not for you! Go back to family-friendly sites, please! A relaxed face is something else to me! (sleeping peacefully, for example)


From I Love Skulls: Tayler Holroyd?! Your parents opted for a BAD SPELLING of Taylor!




From Julie: Takeya?! That just reminds us of tequila...




From Julie: Michella is Takeya’s sister?!

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
COFFEE TIME! I left at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place (talking a lot about Jimmy blocking me again last Wednesday / control / abuse / going away for no reason), then rushed home after that, just managing to get the 406, and getting home at 3:50 on a 407. The Canucks played the Penguins at 4 today, and won 3-2 in overtime. BROCK BOESER!


Amanda B. has a Facebook friend named KHYRSTEN Eve Mulé?! Bad spelling of KRISTEN or KRISTIN...




From Julie: Leigha?! What was wrong with Leigh or Leah?! BAD SPELLING!




From Julie: Cepheon?!




From Julie: Ja'Niyah?!




From Julie: Donetta is Michael's mother?!




From Julie: Bethanie?! BAD SPELLING of Bethany!

glowing_dragon: (Poop)
Pooping at the library, aw yeah!


From Andrew M.: It's a good thing farting isn't contagious like yawning is. That would be terrible for everybody.




Kelli E. has a Facebook friend named Keerstyn Taafe?! BAD SPELLING of Kirsten or Kirstin!




From Julie: Keaundra?! Also, 51 and 27 is a HUGE AGE GAP!




From Julie: Nica?!

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
I went out at 3:40 on a 407 to get Knorr hot and sour soup mix x4, a new silver colander, and Samyang terrorist chicken bomb 2x Spicy noodles from Big Crazy. Then I went to Price Smart for Winter Creek raw oysters x2, red / black / blue Sharpies, 200 index cards, some Crayola felts, and on-sale Hainanese chicken, getting home at 5 on another 407. The Canucks played the Islanders at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime, and Vancouver won 4-3 on a goal by Leipsic!

Now I have to RETURN the Winter Creek oysters since I can't even open the jar with the jar opener! UGH!


From Not Always Right: Katlin Ross?! Why not just KAITLIN?!




From Not Always Working: Shela Philley?! That's not how you spell SHEILA!




From Not Always Working: Kristian Alexander HARLEM?!




From Not Always Working: Eavan Moore?! That should really be spelled YVONNE... and it's a bad combination if you see EVEN MORE whenever you read the name!




From Not Always Related: Lucy Biddle?! Like an old biddy on a griddle?!

glowing_dragon: (Crazy-Eyed Bear)
Jessica Lai knows a woman named ZOWIE TAN?! I know David Bowie named his son Zowie, but that isn't an Asian name...




Good grammar is like personal hygiene - you can ignore it if you want, but don't be surprised when people draw their own conclusions.




From Janina: Lesbian... please, no dudes. "One day, I was sitting on my floor watching SESAME STREET. My fairy godfaggot flew into my room and said: "Listen here, you son of a bitch, you are going to be gay. Got it?" I nodded, and then she hit me on the head with her anti-dick stick. Poof... now I'm a lesbian!" This is what I say when people ask me why I'm gay.

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Carolina at 4:30 today, and lost 4-1.


From Reddit: Kymberghleah Hawkins?!




From Julie: Janet Hamm?!

glowing_dragon: (Poop)
From Julie M. and Lost Pinup: Having plans always seems like a good idea... until you realize you have to put on pants and leave the house.




From a Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans member request: Rosalee BUTTULS Martel?! Reminds me of Steven and Cathy Buttle from Ferris elementary school...




This mug is from Julie: Hey Cuntmuffin, why don't you climb in your douche canoe, cry me a river, and float the fuck away?!

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
Vanessa got her card already, which shouldn't surprise me even if I did mail it on Sunday. The Canucks played Colorado at 7 tonight; the game had to go to overtime, and Vancouver won 4-3! Yuri is also back on Discord, so YAY FOR THAT!


From Julie M. and Someecards: Being in a car does not make you become suddenly invisible. So stop picking your nose.




From SFX Off-Topic: Shelli Montague Tipping?! But what if she isn't into tipping?!




In FINAL FANTASY VI for the iOS, Sabin / Cyan / Gau make it to Nikeah after swimming through the Serpent Trench from Mobliz. They enter the town pub. This dancer tells Cyan about her boobs in an attempt to flirt with him: "Hey, do you like these? I call this one Humpty, and this one Dumpty!"

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
The Canucks played Edmonton at 7 tonight, and lost 5-2. Time for echinacea, zinc, garlic, Neo-Citran, Vitamin C, and lots of soup! SICK AGAIN!


From Not Always Related: Zo Butterworth?!




From Laid-Back Corner: Kristan Clifton?! That should be spelled as KRISTEN or KRISTIN.




From Laid-Back Corner: Dalene Shaw?! That should be spelled as DARLENE.




From Laid-Back Corner: Natosha Richardson?! That should be spelled as NATASHA!




From Not Always Right: Baccar Wozat?!

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
I showered and did laundry today.


From Laurie: I am a Vancouver fan, win or lose!




From Not Always Working: Zania Sovijarvi-Spape?!




From Not Always Right: Starley Rupper?!




From Not Always Right: Sarah Menace?!

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington at 4 today, and lost 3-1, with a controversial goal which involved someone being crashed into the net. WHAT THE. I was also surprised that I am now a mod in Dave's Discord server. Not sure how I didn't notice that BRIGHT PINK / HOT PINK screen name color change before my discussion this afternoon with Erik about PMs and my roles. "Wait - I shouldn't be able to kick you..." "You're a moderator." "WHAAAAAT?!" No, Dave didn't tell me about it, but that's more than fine! I know why it happened now, though.


My ex-friend Matt's wife is named Holland Houdek?! Holland is a country (nick)name!




From Julie: Arnold Schwarzenegger! Arnyoung Schwarzenegger!




From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Dave Obey was a politician?!

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
I've been on Discord for a year now - whee! :D

GREEN TEA TIME AND COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Leafs at 4 today; the game unfortunately went to overtime plus a shootout, and Vancouver lost the game 3-2.


From Translink: Sherif Tarek? I think your parents were going for Sheriff, but misspelled it...




Wait a minute. Sherif Tarek is supposedly married to a guy named Cheen Amr?! What?!




From Not Always Working: Cat Xochiquetzal Amanigh?! Maybe he dresses up in drag! Actually, I've learned that he's trans. Fair enough!




From Reddit, AndyTuba, and Buttersafe: This demon says, "You should not have come here, human. Why do you cross through my domain?" The guy says, "I was on my way to the kitchen for a snack, and I got lost." The demon asks, "You ended up in the twelfth plane of torment on your way to the kitchen?" The guy responds, "I am not a clever man."

glowing_dragon: (Default)
I decided to go out on the 407 to Yaohan, but that actually took fucking forever compared to going to the Canada Line and taking it to Aberdeen Station. Ugh, never again! I had some noodles with beef internal organs after buying Soo Spicy Szechuan beef jerky, Soo Keta wild Pacific salmon black pepper jerky, Szechaun Numbing Spicy noodles, and Spicy Squid noodles from Osaka Supermarket. Finally got home at 2:05, which is okay.


Jimmy's red pepper Chinese beef jerky from my childhood!




BEEF JERKY AND SALMON! )


From Not Always Right: Krissandra Humphrey?! She goes to Capilano!




From Not Always Right: Zeus Morales?!




From Not Always Right: Crysania Dante?!




From Not Always Right: Catie Stankorb?! That should be spelled KATIE!

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
The Canucks played Los Angeles at 7 tonight, and lost 4-3 on a bullshit goal.


From Not Always Right: Devontae Perry?!




From Julie: This black lady is named STARR?!




From Julie: This GUY (who took a lie detector test to prove that he did not molest his children) is named JODIE?! Isn't that a GIRL NAME?! I know Danielle's brother is named Jody, but at least that's the guy spelling...




Asha Jaquilla Degree?!

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
I got some of the most Swedish candy ever in the mail today from Katherine K. AKA cactus_rs - Bilar candy cars and Polly butter toffee / chocolate / vanilla candy! ("except black licorice - UGH!") Isabella (med_cat) also mailed me a Christmas card and smiley face stickers / a snowflake sticker / a snowboarding cat sticker / a polar bear sticker / a luge sticker. The Canucks played the Blackhawks at 7 tonight, and won 5-2, no thanks to a last-second garbage Chicago goal.


Swedish Bilar candy cars!




Swedish Polly butter toffee / chocolate / vanilla candy!




From Not Always Right: Andrew Getting?! But what if he isn't getting anything?




From Not Always Right: Derek Knocke?! But what if he ISN'T knocking?




From Not Always Right: Kimberly Coast?! But what if she doesn't live on the coast?




From Not Always Right: Shalla Radiolady?! We have a mutual Facebook friend in Gemma, anyway...




From Not Always Right: Tifany Eldridge?! That's supposed to be spelled TIFFANY!

glowing_dragon: (Bert and Ernie)
MERRY CHRISTMAS 2017!




DOUBLE COFFEE TIME!


From Reddit: Dr. Lauren Hyman is a gynecologist?!




From Reddit: Dr. Chip Silvertooth is a dentist?!




From my Facebook friend suggestions: Claire Li?! It sounds way too much like "clearly." Clara Li would have been slightly better / worse, and Clarissa Li would have been even better for Julie C.'s friend!

glowing_dragon: (LJ Drama)
I happened to look out the window this morning and saw that it was SNOWING! DAMN YOU, KILLER SNOW!


From Snark Ecards: Birth control pills are like cute little Advent calendars for a really shitty holiday.




From Not Always Learning: Katherine Handcock?! I know this makes me immature, but I can't help but snicker every time I see her name in the comments to a story. It makes me think of handjobs, hehehe!




From Not Always Right: Ace Gayhart?! He has a gay heart, hahaha!




From Not Always Right: Rae Gnomie?! Reminds me of gnomes!

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
The Canucks played the Sharks at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime, and the Canucks won 4-3 thanks to a goal by Sam Gagner! NO MORE LOSING STREAK! :D


From my UNCANNY Bathroom Reader #29: Philicity Lafreniere?! That's not how you spell Felicity!




From Not Always Working: Jill Evensizer?! What if she wears an odd size?!




From Not Always Working: Leonore Winterer?! What if she's more of a summer person? IRONY!

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
I did laundry after a shower today. The Canucks played Nashville at 7 tonight, and lost 7-1. Ugh!


From Wesley: A snowman says, "I didn't mean to sneeze" since his snowman friend fell over because of the sneeze's force! The first snowman's carrot nose went into the second snowman's bum!




From George Takei: I'm so angry! I stitched this just so I could stab something 3000 times.




From Not Always Right: Bekka Pate?! That's not how you spell Becka...

glowing_dragon: (Default)
Prince "Frank" Tsetse?!




From Not Always Working: Elizabeth Peachey?! I like that last name! Even better if she lived in Georgia, hahaha! But WHY would you put your ultrasound pictures ANYWHERE on Facebook?!




From Not Always Right: Bryanna Davis Williams?! Someone's parents very obviously wanted a boy...




From Not Always Right: Okwy Ada?! Reminds me of KWYJIBO and the word "awkward." Her parents obviously didn't think of THAT when they chose the name: Did they really want their daughter to be awkward?! Geez, people.

glowing_dragon: (No Netspeak!)
THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS.


Shiv let me know on Discord that he got my Christmas card and postcards, and he even said that the postcards were lovely. So much better than a certain other person (Jimmy), although I don't expect much out of him nowadays.


It took me 56 hours and 30 minutes BEFORE battling Kefka as the Dark Cloud (plus all the ending cutscenes) in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS!




From Not Always Romantic: Kayci A. Harris?!

glowing_dragon: (French Toast)
Two surprises tonight before my shower: Geoff said he'd be "in town" (Tsawwassen Mills) on the 23rd (a Saturday), and Kathy would probably be there. Depending on the weather, I'm probably in for that! Also, Eric Ho tried calling me (but couldn't get through because the hockey game was on), and then emailed me with a "Yearly Hangout" proposal in the subject line. I HOPE OUR HANGOUTS AREN'T YEARLY NOW! If he actually DOES come through with this hangout before the year ends (which I think is what he meant), I'll be gobsmacked! He says he's been sick on top of having to work, so I can understand that for sure!


From Julie: MERCY is not a name for a GUY!




From Julie: YAK is a human name?!




From Not Always Working: Rachel Wiener?!

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
I went out at 2:30 on a 401 in the fog to London Drugs, and misread "Ovation chocolate" as "ovarian cancer," which is really NOT sold in stores! Finally mailed Sheryll's card, and got Sunkist Vitamin C which expires in March 2020 / on-sale All-Bran Buds which expire in September 2018 / VSC Belgian chocolate seashells for the family Xmas dinner / MORE Connoisseur chocolate brandy beans! Got home at 3:15 on a 407, which isn't too bad even for waiting a bit in the cold. The Canucks played Philadelphia at 7 tonight, and lost 4-1. YUCKY EFFORT!


From Not Always Right: Kimberlie Goodnough?! But what if she isn't good enough?




From Not Always Right: Jaquana Taddy Druzba?! SO GHETTO!




From Not Always Working: Cathina Haynes?!




From Not Always Friendly: Kenya Starflight?

glowing_dragon: (Crazy-Eyed Bear)
Julie said that she got my stuff today, so of course I had to chase people down and go into that Eastern Conference chat to see if Jimmy got his stuff, sent when I was feeling fine about our friendship or whatever. He had, and merely thanked me.


DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO! )


From Not Always Right: Phi-Anh Young?! She's not even Vietnamese, so she can't have this name! :P




In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, Ness / Paula / Jeff / Poo go to the Onett police station to bust Zeth out of jail for the New Syndicate. They see this police officer. "Zzzzz... (This officer appears to be asleep.)"




In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, Ness / Paula / Jeff / Poo go to the Onett police station to bust Zeth out of jail for the New Syndicate. They go see Zeth and come back to the lobby. For no apparent reason, a screwdriver is lying on the ground.




In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, Ness / Paula / Jeff / Poo go to the Onett police station to bust Zeth out of jail for the New Syndicate. They don't need the screwdriver after all. Zeth says, "Wait, the door was unlocked?"




In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, Ness / Paula / Jeff / Poo go back to the Onett Town Hall. They meet their New Syndicate contact, who gives the party a Pirate Cutlass because they busted Zeth out of jail at the police station. "A fearsome pirate sword. Three parts swash, two parts buckle."

glowing_dragon: (Devilish Smile)
In EARTHBOUND, Ness and Pokey Minch make it up to the Onett hilltop and check out the meteorite before talking to Picky Minch. "Caution! There are still lots of fires burning here and there! It's HOT!"




From Not Always Working: Dannaca M. Patterson?! That should be spelled DANICA!




From Not Always Working: Cass Snuzzle?!

glowing_dragon: (Crazy-Eyed Bear)
In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, all the hackers and characters get together for a meeting at Burglin Park. Reid the Mr. Saturn composes a haiku: "EARTHBOUND is awesome / Here are seven syllables / Give us MOTHER 3."




Here is everyone in EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK!




From Not Always Related: Jonathan Toucan?!

glowing_dragon: (Crazy-Eyed Bear)
WHAT THE FUCK?! I DISCOVERED REDRUM AGAIN! Jesus Christ...


From Julie: Black Friday death count as of 2013! Four deaths and 75 injuries!




From Not Always Right: Meghan Bender?!




From Not Always Right: Michael Staake?! Is that like burning someone at the stake? Yum, steak!




From Not Always Right: Maeve Hightower?! That's a cool last name, actually!

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
During COFFEE TIME this afternoon, I went to the pharmacy next door (propping the side door open with my mop bucket since I didn't want to go around to the front door in the rainy weather) to pick up my newest birth control prescription, Minestrin! It came in two thin wallet-like pouches, which definitely is slightly less waste than three small boxes. Jon wanted to know if I was available to help out with the kids on Mondays again if he was teaching again then - sure, why not? At least I got their newest address so I could look up how to get there on Translink. The Canucks played Philadelphia at 4 today, and won 5-2... it was pretty intense! Seems Kelli changed her address, too, but I totally understand needing to get out of a toxic relationship!


From Not Always Friendly: Tahnee Brown?! If this is an attempt to avoid "Tawnee / Tawny Brown," it doesn't work for me. It reminds me of TAHINI, man! At least those purple pansies look nice...




From Not Always Friendly: Catherine Tree?! Nice! At least her parents avoided any noun / fruit / flower names!




Wait, Catherine Tree is in a relationship with someone named CARSTEN Beyer?!




From my UNCANNY BATHROOM READER #29: Eietyoung Kemp had an underwear gun which killed his friend Robert Alston?!

glowing_dragon: (No Netspeak!)
From Whisper: The joys of birth control... no period! One month... two months... three months... four months... surprise, bitch! I'm back!




From Not Always Right: Crimson Rose Alexander?! DRAGON! But... she's a furry, so that's a dealbreaker!




From Not Always Right: Tatal Nagtatago?!




From Not Always Right: Mir Landzaat is a girl?!

glowing_dragon: (Crazy-Eyed Bear)
I showered today.


From Oddee: This guy named Kevin Daly was wearing this T-shirt while getting arrested for driving under the influence on this date in 2011. "I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings."




From Not Always Right: Aiko Garren?! Reminds me of Eiko Carol from FINAL FANTASY 9!




From Reddit: This is me with my random white chin hairs, which I coincidentally had to rip out just now!

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
The Canucks played the Kings at 7:30 tonight, and won 3-2!


From Not Always Related: Maimah Phillips?!




From Not Always Right: Lien Nguyen?! She'd better not have a lien put on her finances, hahaha!




From Not Always Right: Ael Davies?!




From Not Always Working: Harley Bonafe?! There's another special snowflake who goes by "they" and "them" Just pick HE or SHE. It's not that hard!




From Reddit: Dylann Storm Roof is a GUY?! No wonder he grew up to shoot a bunch of people! Dylann makes me think of a girl, and "storm roof" is just an awful combination!

glowing_dragon: (Devilish Smile)
From Krista: Dragon fighting a white wizard!




From Not Always Right: Jef Girdler?! Jeff with one F is bad enough, but having GIRDLE in your last name is worse! :P




From Not Always Right: Bethany Hickey?!




From Not Always Right: Carrie Poppy?! Nice flower name!

glowing_dragon: (Bubble Tea)
From Not Always Right: Aundrea Scott Smith?! It should have been spelled ANDREA... plus, it reminds me of doing laundry!




From Not Always Right: Ingee Appolon?!




From Not Always Right: Wahabah Hadia Al Muid is a girl?!




From Not Always Right: Tesser Kahn?! That reminds me of a tesseract!

glowing_dragon: (French Toast)
Steph says that the "pomarillo" or pomelo was located in Jon's car, and has since been delivered to her. HA, I KNEW I DIDN'T HAVE IT!


From Not Always Right: Solange Gallant Oldfield?!




From Not Always Right: Stacie Marie Carrell?! Like the desk?




From Not Always Right: Siomha Ni Chonghaile?!

glowing_dragon: (No Netspeak!)
From Not Always Right: Sariah Harmer?! I guess we're lucky that her parents didn't go with Harmony... also, there IS a musician already named SARAH HARMER!




Wait, Sariah Harmer has a Facebook friend named KENNA Johnston?!




From Not Always Right: Savegal Kissy?! All I can see is SAVE GAL (SAVAGE) KISSY. Awkward!




From Not Always Learning: Shayl Atkinson?! Sounds like SHELL in a very pronounced cowboy drawl... it would be better off spelled SHAYLA!




From Not Always Right: Tomes Linehan?! Sorry, but this one just reminds me of TOMES and BOOKS, not someone named Thomas. Unfortunately, he's also a furry!

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
The Canucks played San Jose at 7 tonight, and lost 5-0, thanks to TWO empty-net goals and one penalty shot in the last two minutes of the game. Dammit, refs! I did laundry tonight, too.


From Not Always Right: Larthan Delaponte?! Unfortunately, he's a furry...




From Not Always Right: Marlee Youngkin?! Sounds like something that otherkin would make up... and it definitely reminds me of Bob Marley!




From Not Always Right: Marque Kalifa?! That's not how you spell MARK, and it makes me think of the rapper Wiz Khalifa...




From Not Always Right: Per Kristian Brastad?! So how much is it per Christian, bastard?

glowing_dragon: (Devilish Smile)
From Not Always Right: Amethyst Felidae-Thompson?!




From Not Always Right: Machete Tigre?! Unfortunately, he's a furry...




From Not Always Right: Keilidh Mandissa Hicks?! That's not even how you spell CEILIDH! Unfortunately, she's a furry, too!




From Not Always Learning: Kelline Blake?!