glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
Eric T. posted this on his Facebook page in 2011: Crazy Canuck Drive in Whistler, BC!




Bartz and Lenna are at the Tycoon Meteor at the start of FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. He tells her, "My name is Ass-Monkey 3000, but my friends call me Bartz for short."




Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris make it to Castle Walse's jail in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. This guy says, "I was locked up for liking Enix more than Square... DRAGON QUEST rules!!"

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I showered and did laundry today.


Dennis Nicewander is an attorney?!




I got this on Youtube recently: "500 Internal Server Error. Sorry, something went wrong. A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation."

From Julie S. and Tina Belcher's Twitter: There are only two things certain in life: 1. Death. 2, If you go to sleep in a tank top, when you wake up, one of your titties will be out.

glowing_dragon: (No Netspeak!)
I discovered that David Ho had unfriended me, too!


From Buzzfeed: SHORTIE LIKE MINE: Addicted to how we kick it?!




From Julie and JUDGE JUDY: Journei Green?! That's not even a name spelled correctly...




From Not Always Working: Tiberius Winchester?!




From Buzzfeed: Ricky van Wolfswinkel?!

glowing_dragon: (Devilish Smile)



"You Are the Judicial Branch"




You have a well-developed sense of right and wrong, but you are always open to changing your mind about the details.
You have a very rational mind. You never judge until you learn all of the facts and context for something.

You are good at seeing issues in full. You can hold a lot of details in your head at once, and you're able to organize chaos.
You aren't an overly emotional person, and you can see when people are arguing from emotion. You can step back and assess without passion.







From Ben and Tumblr: Mail and email ten years ago in 2001 vs. mail and email now in 2011, when this was created.




From Reddit: Grim Vermeiren is from Flanders or Belgium?!

glowing_dragon: (OMFG Yay!)
I saw a dead mouse, so called Barry to see if he could remove it - he said he'd try. I was surprised when there was a knock on the door at about 3:45, which happened to be a Shaw technician. He installed the Wi-Fi router / modem for me, and did a lot of stuff to some wires and cables outside as well, saying that it was still kind of weird. No shit, especially when my digital phone lines get kicked offline! I'm just glad to have Internet access again, so will be focusing on my many screenshots!


From Not Always Friendly: Teal Cyko?!




Marshawn Lynch?!




From I Love Vampires: Tahlequah Rae Pruitt?!




From I Love Vampires: Sequoyah L. Pruitt?! I guess her parents didn't know that a sequoia is a TREE only!




Speaking of tree names, my high school friend Brandi named her daughter Aspen at least 16 years ago...

glowing_dragon: (OMFG Yay!)
I discovered redrum today... ugh! Then Hester, her husband Ni, and two strong delivery guys dropped by at 1:45 with my BRAND NEW FRIDGE AND FREEZER from Moffat Applicances! That replaced my very old White-Westinghouse fridge and freezer from the 80s, which finally conked out in mid-May or mid-June. I wasn't impressed when Hester called me "N-G," and when the guys left my blue towel (which they used to wipe the back of the old fridge) on the bush outside the front door. I was going to throw it out anyway, but REALLY? At least I was able to save most of my fridge magnets AND the "peeing in toilet" decal from Granville Island!


From Janina and Team Crazy: I'm not a tomboy, but I'm not a girly girl, either. Like, I wanna get my nails done, but then again, I wanna set shit on fire.




From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Meat-fried cat ear! Fries pulls out the rotten child!




From Julie and JUDGE JUDY: Shameka Wilson?!




From Laid-Back Corner and Fuck Sensitivity: Cunt moon!

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
Lisa got my birthday card... YAY! :D


From Reddit: MICHEAL HALEY plays for the San Jose Sharks?! Why would you misspell your kid's name like that?! No, he's not the only one in the NHL, either...




From Reddit: MICHEAL FERLAND plays for the Calgary Flames?! Why would you misspell your kid's name like that?! No, he's not the only one in the NHL, either...




From Alexandra in my ex-friend Lucas's Discord: Johnny Depp says, "I don't know how to act my age. I've never been this old before."

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Last night, I finally finished the tiny sample size bottle of Crown Royal 90% rye whiskey that I got on April 18! You bet I'm keeping this bottle, too! Tonight, I found 24/7 Youtube streams of AMERICAN DAD and FAMILY GUY, so of course I watched some of that!


There's a Willow Grove (Pennsylvania) landscaper named James Brown?! Bonus points: He refers to himself as James Brown, the Godfather of Soil.




There's a provost at the University of Pennsylvania named Vincent Price?! He's becoming the President of Duke University in July, too!




There's a Philadelphia-area venture capitalist named Winston Churchill?!

glowing_dragon: (Poop)
From Vanessa and When summer starts, my life is instantly better: A baby onesie that says, "Ah, good sir. I do believe I've shat in my pantaloons." The onesie also features a mustache!




From Laid-Back Corner: 1975 Led Zeppelin vs. 2012 Nicki Minaj?! Led Zeppelin's THANK YOU wins over Nicki Minaj's song about a stupid hoe EVERY TIME!




From Julie: There's an Indycar driver named Will Power?!

glowing_dragon: (Bert and Ernie)
I went out to vote today, at least.


From Krista: A red dragon guarding a spire from heroes!




From The Bleacher Report: Wolfgang Wolf?!




From Julie: Ted Yoho?! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!




Anelisa Durham?! I see her parents tried to avoid "anal" in her name by not spelling it as Analisa, but you can still hear it when you say the name. Yuck!

glowing_dragon: (Bubble Tea)
From a Not Always Right story on furries titled FLURRIES OF FURRIES: Zepharius Lowell?!




From The Bleacher Report: Tim Bikakabutuka?!




From The Bleacher Report: Vander Blue?!




From The Bleacher Report: Will Barrow?! (wheelbarrow)




Oil Can Boyd?!

glowing_dragon: (Devilish Smile)
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Zachary Paul added me on Facebook - DENIED!


I got most of these from The Blog of Funny Names!

Cordrea Tankersley?! He also has a brother named Cordarius...




Vidaunte Taco Charlton, Tanoh Kpassagnon, Cooper Kupp, Praise Martin-Oguike, Budda Baker, Channing Stribling, Tau Lotulelai, Leo Koloamatangi, Phazahn Odom, Obi Melinfonwu, Amba Etta-Tawo, JuJu Schuster-Smith, Takkarist McKinley, Pita Taumoepenu )
glowing_dragon: (Crazy-Eyed Bear)
From Reddit: LaVar, Lonzo, LiAngelo, LaMelo, LaFrance, LaValle, LaRenzo, and LaShon Ball?! Never mind that LaVar BALL is a FOOTBALL player... irony!

glowing_dragon: (Cherry Cheesecake or Pie)
From Mental Floss: GOBLIN-PROOFING ONE'S CHICKEN COOP?!




Thatcher Demko?!




In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, the party finally finds Mog the Moogle after going through the Narshe mines. Mog: "Kupoppo! You're alive! I thought you were all feeding the worms, kupo! Kupohoho! Let's go!"

glowing_dragon: (Crazy-Eyed Bear)
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Kobe Buffalomeat?! Now, that's a manly name!




Marvin Gay plays basketball?!




Lots of weird and wonderful names! )
glowing_dragon: (Bubble Tea)
THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS.


I got most of these from The Blog of Funny Names!


Su'a Cravens?!




Leonte Carroo, Cody Whitehair, Briean Boddy-Calhoun, Charone Peake, Germain Ifedi, Bronson Kaufusi, Pharoh Cooper, Fahn Cooper, Rees Odhiambo, Ezekiel Elliott, Laquon Treadwell, Xavien Howard, Tyreek Hill )
glowing_dragon: (LJ Drama)
THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS.


I got most of these from The Blog of Funny Names!


Xavier Su'a-Filo?!




Jeremiah Attaochu, Loucheiz Purifoy, Xavier Grimble, Kony Ealy, Cyrus Kouandjio, Ego Ferguson, IK Enemkpali, Odell Beckham, Khalil Mack )

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