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It's St. Patrick's Day 2020 today! I went out at 1:50 to get 1.14 litres of regular Bailey's from the liquor store, 3 pounds of Parkay margarine / 300 Mead index cards / Cinnamint, Fresh Mint, and Spearmint Mentos gum x3 / NEW limited-edition Olympic Dairy raspberry-cranberry yogurt from Price Smart, and six more on-sale Angel Oak oversized towels / Arm and Hammer laundry detergent for 50 loads from London Drugs with my handy shopping cart. Got home at 3:30 thanks to a 407 bus driver who waited for me to get on the bus. Went out again at 5 to get an on-sale Strata 65L (65-litre) clear blue plastic tote / storage box from London Drugs - I can't fit it in the shopping cart, man! Since I was there anyway, I got two on-sale bags of Old Dutch corn chips (original / BBQ) and an on-sale jar of Lindt DARK chocolate spread.

Got home at 6 on a 407 to do even more laundry! Somebody stopped my dryer load so they could put theirs in. I put bleach in their load when I discovered this. YOU PISSED OFF THE FIRE DRAGON! How selfish of you! I FINALLY finished my laundry at 9:30! JESUS CHRIST!

I heard that Rangers fan Michelle Osterhoudt Steed died in her sleep yesterday! NOT AGAIN! SO SOON AFTER CANDY! :(

Ravenous toilet paper hoarders at Price Smart today...

( New yogurt and social distancing! )

Current Mood: angry
Current Location: home
Current Music: Macy Gray, "Happiness"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/4007317.html

I had to spend MORE time out and MORE MONEY today at Richmond Centre because of ANOTHER temporary water shutoff. *rolleyes* Good thing I had plenty of cash! I bought a White Spot breakfast quesadilla with chorizo sausage, a White Spot blueberry milkshake that slightly tasted like cough syrup (what are they doing with those machines overnight?!), NEW on-sale OGX Beauty tea tree / mint shampoo and conditioner, on-sale Dove pomegranate shampoo and conditioner from $8.99 to $2.99, NEW Life iron pill supplements, NEW Jamieson Vitamins garlic softgels, and NEW Irish Spring charcoal body wash. Shoppers and London Drugs both worked! Got home at 5:40 on a 407 (was NOT going to call Hester because of the one-word and hangup I received LAST YEAR), and the water was back on, so I could take a shower for tomorrow!

Speeda E. Bump tombstone?!

( Alcohol and milkshakes at 9 AM, Christmas at Shiny Tea, quirkiness )

Current Mood: full
Current Location: home
Current Music: Bon Jovi, "Billy"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3998728.html

The Canucks played Calgary tonight at 7, and lost 6-2, including an empty-netter... the first time we've lost four games in a row since November 10! I banned Richard C. Wilson for laughing at my official admin warning telling him to type with proper spelling and punctuation in the Fearsome Canucks Fans Facebook group.

My friend Shiwa made me an actual channel in his Discord server just now. I assume this is a joke channel and will be deleted summarily, so here's a screenshot for posterity.

From Julie and Anorak UK: Spruce Springclean and carpet cleaning?! Pump N Munch?!

From Julie: ENJOY CELERY: NATURE'S TOOTHBRUSH FOR YOUR COLON?! A Devil Chef Health Tip! Nature's Toothbrush! Fiber-Rich! Packed with Vitamins! Ribbed For Extra Pleasure! Ooh lala!

Current Mood: blah
Current Location: home
Current Music: White Zombie, "Revenge"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3992640.html

I finally left that V4F Discord server run by cliquey millennials with double standards for the original members vs. people who joined later, because the "mod" SJ and a person with "just his opinions on your food photos and presentation" (KPOP) HAVE PISSED OFF THE WRONG PERSON! I am the FIRE DRAGON! "Vancouver for friends," my ass! Violet / Faith put me in touch with the server owner - after a brief conversation with Divine Sword, he isn't going to do anything about it because I was snarky as well. Uh yeah, of course I was.

Mom also sent me a WhatsApp message asking whether I said thank you to Eric for his Sunday ride. First of all, he was going to UBC anyway for hockey! Secondly, what's the more reasonable assumption: I did, or I didn't?! I don't need to be treated like a child! Fuck this shit. That's why I ignore her. She also asked whether I said thank you to Harmony's parents - I ignored that, too.

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 12:35 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got NEW on-sale Wei Chuan dumplings (Pork / Green Onion, Pork / Leek / Shrimp, Beef / Green Onion), NEW Edo spicy noodles, bananas, Joyya unfiltered chocolate milk, on-sale Western Family spiced apple cider, on-sale Western Family juices (pineapple / regular apple / pure apple / mango / grape / mixed berry / orange), and NEW Japanese matcha green tea Kit-Kats. I also got Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie Oreos for National Pie Day and National Peanut Butter Day today, Sour Cream and Onion Goldfish crackers, NEW Nando's Peri-Peri sauce, Mentos Fresh Mint / Cherry Mint / Spearmint gum x3, on-sale Earth's Own almond milk, on-sale Lysol 110-pack wipes x2, on-sale Cottonelle toilet paper x2 (almost half-price), Stouffer's Sauté Sensations meals x4, on-sale sushi roll D ($2 off because it expires tomorrow), on-sale shredded Soo Keta wild Pacific salmon, and Shirakiku prepared hot shredded squid. Later, I paid my Shaw bill online at home. I had to use my NG lungpower 12 times today on millennial phone zombies, oblivious Asians, and people with no spatial awareness who blocked my way in aisles or otherwise - they weren't even looking around / for things! I just said "EXCUSE ME!" since I had no patience for anything else! Saw Chris Noble at the store, who seems more out of it than he did 20 years ago, but at least I said HEY to Ray.

Spicy Samyang fire dumplings!

( Wei Chuan dumplings, Nando sauces, Edo noodles, matcha Kit-Kats, and Western Family juices! )

Current Mood: aggravated
Current Location: home
Current Music: Free, "Worry"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3986904.html

Reminded Eric about tomorrow's plans... 8:45 AM tomorrow because of PowerPoint?! AIYA! I went out at 12:50 on a 401 with my wheeled shopping cart to London Drugs and bought Heinz pure white vinegar x4 from the beverages aisle, Joyya 2% milk (1L, needs the jar opener), NEW Tiger Tiger Japanese-style Sukiyaki noodle soup for tomorrow's breakfast, Starbucks Cold Brew x2, London Naturals orange cleaner, and on-sale peppermint Twinings Tea before getting home at 1:40 on a 407. The Canucks played San Jose tonight at 7, and won 4-1... I also showered after the game since I might not have time tomorrow. Harmony says Jon is preaching - oh boy!

From Youtube: Alajawan Shakur Brown?! BAD SPELLING OF OLAJUWON!

Tiger Tiger Japanese-style Sukiyaki noodles in a big bowl: Fried rice noodles with mushrooms and bold flavor!

Joyya chocolate milk - needs the jar opener!

Joyya homo milk - needs the jar opener!

Joyya 2% milk - needs the jar opener!

Joyya skim milk - needs the jar opener!

Twinings peppermint tea!

Current Mood: thirsty
Current Location: home
Current Music: the Misfits, "Saturday Night"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3985216.html

From Krista: Peppermint dragon or candy cane dragon!

From Skulls and Bones 2.0, Julie M., and Dragons: BLUE SKY DRAGON!

From Julie: A red dragon wax candle! PyroPet Candles! Dreki Dragon wax candle which melts to a metallic skeleton!

From Youtube: Kwame Malik Kilpatrick?!

Current Mood: awake
Current Location: Stoney Creek, Ontario
Current Music: Butthole Surfers, "Hey"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3961940.html

The Canucks played the Penguins tonight at 7, and s.

From 9Gag: How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! Mike would be Buried Alive by Justin Bieber! My ex-friend Jimmy would be Suffocated by Living! HAHAHA!

Current Mood: busy
Current Location: Stoney Creek, Ontario
Current Music: Band Aid, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3961632.html

The Canucks played San Jose tonight at 7, and won 5-2 with Demko in net after a 4-0 lead!

Å, Norway?!

Mendelssohn Uy?! Someone's parents REALLY liked Felix Mendelssohn and classical music...

From a Livejournal Facebook group member request: Esenam Loveopuko?! So, you love to puke?! Also, she describes herself as a HE and HIM, yet obviously looks like a girl. FAKE ACCOUNT WHICH SHOULD NOT BE IN THE GROUP!

Current Mood: determined
Current Location: home
Current Music: Korn, "Low Rider"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3955970.html

In the morning, I told Jon that I had some cash, so I could still come tomorrow if they needed me. I went out at 2 to the pharmacy next door to get some Buckey's Cough, Cold, and Flu medicine. Then I showered and did some laundry now that Hester says the elevator is FINALLY FIXED AFTER "only" TWO MONTHS!

Buckley's Cough, Cold, and Flu medicine!

A truck is on the sidewalk now?! Thanks for blocking my access to the crosswalk and forcing me to start crossing in the middle of the road...

Joe L'Official?!

I was near Enjoy 1+1 Café in July 2019, and decided to take a picture of Typical Noodles! Sort of Engrish! The lady owner came out to see what I was doing, haha.

Current Mood: curious
Current Location: home
Current Music: Take That, "Giants"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3951533.html

From Julie M. and Laugh or Leave: Being an old-timey doctor would rule. You'd be just drunk as hell, giving advice like: "Yeah, you got ghosts in your blood. You should do cocaine about it."

From Julie M. and Lmao Mommy: If I'm ever murdered or kidnapped, please don't make up lies about me. I do not light up a room. Everyone doesn't want to be my friend. People don't automatically take notice of me. I have a smart mouth and two friends. Tell 20/20 that.

From Julie M. and WZZO: How did you hear about the YMCA? Why was the Village People not an option?

Current Mood: good
Current Location: home
Current Music: ZZ Top, "Liquor"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3944031.html

SHOWER TIME and COFFEE TIME!

Paisley Boney IV?!

From Julie and Only in Canada Memes: Leviticus 20:13 says, "If a man lies with another man, he should be stoned." After legalizing gay marriage, Canada legalized marijuana as well. Now you are legally allowed to get stoned while having gay sex. Canada is the first country on Earth to be able to interpret this Bible verse correctly.

Current Mood: hopeful
Current Location: home
Current Music: GWAR, "Sick of You"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3934878.html

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 11:10 on a 414 to see Sue, the housing manager at CHIMO. I saw a guy clapping his hands like a seal and slapping his knees on the shuttle bus, but he wasn't wearing any headphones that I could see. What the heck?! Since I was going to the building anyway, I also took along the Lays chips and roasted seaweed for Rachel - Numb and Spicy Hot Pot, Wasabi, Kimchi, Deep-Ridged BBQ Pork, and Deep-Ridged Spicy Chicken! Sue seemed pretty understanding and encouraged me to advocate for myself, dropping Dave McDonald's name, so perhaps I'll do that. Squeaky wheel and all of that, I suppose. When the appointment ended an hour later (she thinks I'm animated and have skills and humor?!), it turned out that Daisy was out to lunch at just past 12-ish.

I figured I'd kill time by taking the 410 to Yaohan so I could find some curry cuttlefish at Curry House to horrify Mike with a food photo, haha. Turns out that they only had curry beef balls and the like, and Osaka Supermarket didn't seem to have fresh cuttlefish either! I eventually went to Golden Rice Bowl and ordered broccoli and fried cuttlefish with fried noodles at 12:40 despite the fact that I'd eaten breakfast at 10, but finished the whole thing in one sitting after taking the requisite photo for Mike. That later turned out to be a bad idea since it's been feeling like a rock all evening, but there was nothing I could do other than take two Pepto. Good thing it hasn't made me feel overly BLERGH!

When I was trying to make my way out from Brighouse Station, an older man who slightly smelled like pee caused a delay in the elevator by trying to tell me to go back in the elevator, and THEN held everyone up by moving at a snail-like and glacial pace out the door. Why does it take you 30 seconds to take two steps and then be outside the elevator?! (I described this to Mike later, and he says I have a way with words! HAHAHA!) Time for a cane or walker, old man! I told him to hurry up, and he just gave me a dirty look! I'm not normally an impatient person, but others have PLACES TO GO AND CONNECTIONS TO MAKE!

Good thing this idiot didn't cost me the time I needed to make it across the street to the 406 by Kam Do Bakery! I went back to the CHIMO building, and luckily, the door was open to Rachel's work. So I asked Daisy to do me a favor and give a bag of stuff to Rachel next time she was in, thanks! She thanked me in turn, saying she'd put it in her room. That was nice and brief, and I finally got home at 2:35 WITHOUT encountering any more problems or delays. I'll eventually shower for tomorrow's Dublin Crossing pub hangout once I feel less full...

Lunchtime at Yaohan: fried noodles, broccoli, woodear mushrooms, carrots, and fried cuttlefish. I ate off some of the tempura just so you could see the cuttlefish better.

Vinay Pimplé?! Pronounced Pim-PLAY?!

From Youtube: Gable Tostee and Warriena Wright?! Like ANNE OF GREEN GABLES, cheese toasties, and a female version of Warren?!

Current Mood: full
Current Location: home
Current Music: GWAR, "Horror of Yig"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3928103.html

From This is True: Nataly Buhr?! BAD SPELLING OF NATALIE!

Gemel Smith signed with the Tampa Bay Lightning?!

Current Mood: curious
Current Location: home
Current Music: Pere Ubu, "Heart of Darkness"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3923409.html

Bad and Unique Baby Names 12!

From Youtube: Lakeitha Joseph?!

From Youtube: Cati Blauvelt?! BAD SPELLING OF KATIE!

Current Mood: geeky
Current Location: home
Current Music: Our Lady Peace, "Clumsy"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3912948.html

From a Fearsome Vancouver Canucks group member request: Matisse Yiu?! Like Henry Matisse, the painter and artist?! SHE also goes by "they" on Facebook, like a good little special snowflake!

Current Mood: enthralled
Current Location: home
Current Music: Nada Surf, "Hollywood"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3906851.html

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Vaseline lotions with the "smart" blue pumps from my apartment. They're frustrating to open, and annoying to use!

I went out at 3:15 on a 401 to get some iced tea for National Iced Tea Day AND get outdoors for National Get Outdoors Day. Got Brisk lemon iced tea and Nestea lemon green iced tea from London Drugs, plus NEW Pure Leaf iced tea x3 (peach hibiscus / mango hibiscus / pomegranate) and on-sale Vaseline cocoa butter lotion from Shoppers. I was back at 4:10 on a 407.

Brisk lemon iced tea!

( Iced tea and bad names! )

Current Mood: irritated
Current Location: home
Current Music: Bon Jovi, "Always"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3906103.html

I showered and did laundry today.

The Colorado balloon boy's name is FALCON?!

From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Vernelle Sebastian is a guy, and the plaintiff's former friend?!

Current Mood: calm
Current Location: home
Current Music: the Byrds, "Candy"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3903547.html

No Rachel today because of the snow!

A Grammar Police badge with an apple! To correct and serve!

From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Capri Williams?! It makes us both think of Capri Sun!

From Julie: David Pecker?!

Current Mood: full
Current Location: home
Current Music: the Ramones, "Anxiety"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3865294.html

I had to leave the house today from 8 to 4 because of the forced water shutoff and the sewer upgrades, and I hope this is the only one till all the construction is projected to end in December! This is NOT helping my budget OR my financial situation! I bought spicy beef noodle Tom Yum soup and Brisk iced tea from Thai Express, EMOJI STICKERS for Fraser at IndigoSpirit, chocolate vitamin bread from Maxim's Bakery (a way better $2.75 value than an overpriced ham and cheese sandwich), plus HATCHIMAL / MINECRAFT / PAW PATROL stickers and a kiddy Valentine's Day card from the dollar store.

Before I bothered going home, I called Hester to see if the water was back on. She said "yes" and hung up! What if I couldn't hear her or had another question?! GEEZ! I got home at 4:40 on a 401.

Emoji stickers for me and my nephews!

KUNG PAO WOK Red Dragon! :D

Chocolate vitamin bread from Maxim's and Honey Pomelo Tea from Vina Vietnamese!

Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney are reunited in Chapter 5 of MOTHER 3. On their way to defeat Lord Passion at Osohe Castle, they meet this guy near Ed, Nan, and Alle's house. "I'm Rowe, the newest member of the Tazmily Boat Club."

Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney are reunited in Chapter 5 of MOTHER 3. On their way to defeat Lord Passion at Osohe Castle, they meet this guy near Ed, Nan, and Alle's house. "Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! I'm Paddel, president of the Tazmily Boat Club."

Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney are reunited in Chapter 5 of MOTHER 3. On their way to defeat Lord Passion at Osohe Castle, they see the stray dog near Ed, Nan, and Alle's house. "Bow-wow. Bow-wow. (I'm a charred dog, not a black dog. Actually, there are some sheep like me, too.)"

Current Mood: tired
Current Location: home
Current Music: Roy D. Mercer, "Network"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3861098.html

Eric emailed me back to say that he could drive me to baby Beckett's dedication service on Sunday, but he has to be at church at 9:25 AM. That should be fine, I guess. After COFFEE TIME and seeing Rachel at the Caring Place at 2 on a 414, I took the 406 and 410 (just managed to get it!) to buy stuff. I got 28 birthday cards / HERSHEY'S Gold Peanuts and Pretzels 39g chocolate bar (which is already broken... CHOMP!) / a Laura Secord Chocolate Fudge 28g bar / Laura Secord Butter and Cream Fudge bar (all $1.25 for tiny things?! THAT MUST BE THEIR PROFIT!) from Dollar Tree. I got 壽桃 Sau Tao Mustard Green Duck vermicelli noodles x2 / Knorr hot and sour soup mix x5 which expires in May 2019 / Paldo (팔도 (Paldo)) Gomtang beef noodles x4 / Nissin sesame oil noodles x5 which expire in April 2019 from Big Crazy.

Then I purchased Heat Holders thermal socks (SOCKS ON SOCK DAY! WHAT A QUIRKY COINCIDENCE!), Black Friday on-sale store brand garlic pills which expire in May 2020, and NEW White Chocolate Peppermint M and M candy from London Drugs after taking the 410 back there. Somehow, ALL THAT took 90 minutes, despite the dollar store and Big Crazy being NEXT DOOR to each other, and London Drugs being a short bus ride away! People with a billion things in front of me at the store, I swear... I got home at 5:25 on a 401 through the construction zone, and noted the security guard sitting in the smoky-smelling front hall. The Canucks played Minnesota at 7 tonight, and lost 3-2... UGH!

Heat Holders thermal socks! SOCKS ON SOCK DAY! WHAT A QUIRKY COINCIDENCE!

White Chocolate Peppermint M and M candy!

Lucas and Boney are going to get a part-time job at the MOTHER 3 Factory in Chapter 4, in order to get a Ticket for Club Tittiboo so they can find out if Lucky (from the DCMC) is really Duster. You can see regular Claymen, Isaac, and Mr. Brown the blue Pigmask Captain. "It appears to be repeating this process: intake → compression → combustion → exhaust. It appears to be repeating this process: intake → compression → combustion → exhaust. It appears to be repeating this process: intake → compression → combustion.... Was that a little too repetitive, do you think?"

Current Mood: blah
Current Location: home
Current Music: MOJO in the Morning, "Fitness Test"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3840650.html

The Canucks played Calgary at 6:30 in the fourth game of their 2018-2019 training camp, and lost 5-2. The empty-net goal and their hat trick did NOT help!

From Shelley and Good Living Guide: I finally got 8 hours of sleep! It took me 3 days, but whatever.

From Julie: Audrey Worm?!

Current Mood: determined
Current Location: home
Current Music: Bon Jovi, "Touch of Grey"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3816291.html

The retina specialist's office called me at 3:30 to say that they'd scheduled a cataract surgery consultation appointment for me, on July 12 at 9:30 AM, which is a Thursday. Since I realized that would be the day before my planned dinner with Chrystal, I attempted to call her at work to reschedule, but I got voicemail. I just tried ten minutes later, and got her on the phone. Without any preamble, I told her why I was calling. We eventually rescheduled for July 6, which is good.

From Julie: Dea-Dra?! Is that a really dumbed-down version of Deirdre?!

( Cortez, Cherise, Daja, Lyna, Malacai, Javarious, Rylie, and Tamika?! )

Current Mood: creative
Current Location: home
Current Music: Soundgarden, "Outshined"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3785360.html

I discovered redrum today - UGH!

Candida Seasock?!

From Julie: Caliyah?!

From Julie: Jewel?!

From Sheryll and Rebel Circus: If you are SHOCKED by anything I say... then you obviously haven't been paying attention to who I am!

Current Mood: annoyed
Current Location: home
Current Music: Blind Melon, "Lemonade"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3780428.html

I left at 10:30 on a 407 for Shoppers Drug Mart to get NESTEA iced tea, President's Choice Chicken Korma / General Tao / Butter Chicken microwaveable meals, and on-sale Campbell's mushroom soup x2. Got home at 10:55 on a 401: that bus efficiency is good for ANY day, never mind a Saturday! :D

Häagen-Dazs Brownies and Cookie Dough ice cream!

( Iced tea and microwaveable meals! )

Rev. Dongo Pewee?!

From Julie: Jai'Anna?!

From Julie: Tralaundra?! Makes me think of LAUNDRY!

From Julie: Kimora?! Makes me think of a chimera, hahaha!

From Julie: How did RAEGON (BAD SPELLING!) have a daughter named MAYA?!

Current Mood: hungry
Current Location: home
Current Music: Our Lady Peace, "Blister"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3779310.html

At 12:45, I went to the FYI Doctors place near London Drugs to see if I could be covered for an eye exam under disability. Good news: I AM PARTIALLY COVERED, so I booked an appointment for Friday afternoon at 2:20! Then I went to London Drugs for NEW Häagen-Dazs White Chocolate with Raspberry Truffle ice cream, 200 Mead index cards, replacement Scotch scissors, two Hilroy notebooks (red and blue), NEW Tic Tac Piña Colada Mixers coconut and pineapple mints, and some extra-large store brand Ziploc bags. After getting off the 407, I went to the pharmacy next door to pick up my outstanding box for my prescription from last week, then got home at 1:35.

Häagen-Dazs White Chocolate with Raspberry Truffle ice cream!

Tic Tac Piña Colada Mixers coconut and pineapple mints!

Sindarius Thornwell?!

From Not Always Right: I'm not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one!

From Julie: Randee Herner?!

Current Mood: surprised
Current Location: home
Current Music: Foo Fighters, "Next Year"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3778464.html

I spent a few minutes cutting off the care labels on my MARTEX washcloths, then threw away the sticky Western Family vanilla Greek yogurt and Kozy Shack tapioca pudding tubs.

Sparkle Hayter?!

From the May 14, 2018 Discord update: QUEUE is not a substitute for CUE! Discord, why are you not more professional?!

From Julie: Joquita?! Reminds me of mosquitoes!

From Julie: Celecia?! What was wrong with CECILIA?!

From Julie: Laricko?!

Current Mood: full
Current Location: home
Current Music: Blind Melon, "Drive"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3776690.html

From Julie M. and Lost Pinup: Having plans always seems like a good idea... until you realize you have to put on pants and leave the house.

From a Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans member request: Rosalee BUTTULS Martel?! Reminds me of Steven and Cathy Buttle from Ferris elementary school...

This mug is from Julie: Hey Cuntmuffin, why don't you climb in your douche canoe, cry me a river, and float the fuck away?!

Current Mood: productive
Current Location: home
Current Music: Live, "Heaven"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3738604.html

Cuya says that his salmon jerky and Vancouver postcards arrived today. "Holy fuck, yes! Salmon jerky! Thank you! I'll try some on stream soon, and I love the postcards! I will put the salmon eating on Youtube! Amazing mail day!"

Eating Salmon Jerky

Cuya's black pepper salmon jerky!

From Julie: Keanu Reeves! Keanu Comes Back!

From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Bill Boner was a property assessor?!

From Reddit and r/namenerds: Christmas Joye Abbott?!

Current Mood: good
Current Location: home
Current Music: Live, "Stage"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3736387.html

From the OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Mark Reckless is a politician in the UK?!

From Sara H. and Daniel Summers on Twitter: Friends, I have discovered my new patron saint. "I see that you have made 3 spelling mistakes." - Last words of Marquis de Favras after reading his death sentence before being hanged in 1790.

From Sara H. and Klaas Meijer on Tumblr: Friends, I have discovered my new patron saint. "I see that you have made 3 spelling mistakes." - Last words of Marquis de Favras after reading his death sentence before being hanged in 1790.

Current Mood: okay
Current Location: home
Current Music: Led Zeppelin, "Black Dog"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3730643.html

Harmony emailed the family about Hiero's birthday party later this month on the 21st at noon - at least I know where Pizzeria Barbarella IS, and it doesn't conflict with the hockey game later that evening or anything!

From Oddee: Reading this obituary, I don't want to know that Chan Holcombe's dad circumcised him with a pocketknife!

From Lancer on Youtube: Salsa the monkey is delivering Happy Boxes for Fassad in MOTHER 3. He goes to Mayor Pusher's house and meets Mayor Pusher and his wife Elmore. This is an oil painting titled "Mt. Oriander in Summer."

From Aunty Acid: Who names their kid CELEM?! Emerald is a cool name, though!

Current Mood: quixotic
Current Location: home
Current Music: Alexis on Fire, "Side Walk When She Walks"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3728592.html

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Red Wings at 4 today, and won 4-1!

From Not Always Right: Kersten Toebben?! That's not how you spell KIRSTEN!

From Not Always Right: Austin Blessing?!

From Not Always Right: Heather Bowler?! It would be ironic if she did go bowling or did it professionally!

From Julie: Michelle A. Dick?! Her parents could have picked a different middle name which didn't start with A, because now they're saying that Michelle IS a dick! HAHAHA!

Current Mood: flirty
Current Location: home
Current Music: Hole, "Honey"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3690891.html

From Reddit on June 2, 2017: No, Worried19, kind and thoughtful actions by anyone (holding doors open, etc.) - even a Muslim - are NOT benevolent sexism!

From Reddit on June 15, 2017: "You are one of the good ones because you're over 60 or something" is NOT a microaggression!

From Baby's Named A Bad Bad Thing on June 27, 2017: No, RedAndSparkly, you cannot raise your children neutrally until they declare their gender themselves. That is a bad idea!

Current Mood: thoughtful
Current Location: home
Current Music: Korn, "Blind"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3690748.html

From The Onett Times: Some artwork depicting a lot of MOTHER 3 characters! From the top, going left to right: Baccio / Magic / OJ / Shimmy Zmizz (the DCMC), Porky in the Absolutely Safe Capsule, Leder, the Ultimate Chimera, the Masked Man, the Fierce Pork Trooper, Fassad, Mr. Saturn on the Coffee Table, some Pigmasks with a Pigmask Colonel holding Samba captive, Salsa, Ionia / Mixolydia / Phrygia / Aeolia / Doria / Lydia (the Magypsies), a friendly ghost from Osohe Castle, Thomas, the Reconstructed Caribou, Claus riding an adult Drago, a baby Drago, Flint, Alec, Hinawa, Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, Boney, old man Wess, and the Save Frog!

From Not Always Friendly: Sarah Lure?! So do you lure people to your home to do unspeakable things to them?

From the Facebook wall of Save-On Foods: A drinking cowboy hat for when you're too lazy to carry your own beer in your hands! They apparently sell this in Victoria.

From Not Always Right: Cahmbriel Ann Clackum?! I think that should be CAMBRIA, even if I don't like that name!

Current Mood: sympathetic
Current Location: home
Current Music: Jesus Jones, "Who? Where? Why?"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3681305.html

"You Are Balanced"

You're the type who likes everything in moderation, and you're especially good at balancing out life's extremes.
You are a bit of a novelty seeker, and you like to have a really good mix of things in your life. There is always room for something or someone new.

You meld well with many different types of people, and you can bridge the gap in groups where members have little in common.
You don't take anything in life too personally and seriously. If you have a bad day or week, you know things will eventually even out.

The Salad Personality Test

Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes!

From Reddit on July 27, 2017: Stop whining, StripedPinkBoxers. "The phrase "girl crush" upholds heteronormativity in such an unnecessary way!" I personally don't think so. I'm cool if you're LGBT, but you have to realize that heterosexuality (and monogamy) is the assumed default for society! In the past, she's even tried challenging me on what I'd think if Nephew #4 was in fact a girl. Nice try, but I'd treat a nephew and a niece the same basic way! I'm also definitely not a fan of people abbreviating "THOUGH" as "tho." Also, LegsForAboutAnHour is a prostitute who got raped.

Current Mood: sleepy
Current Location: home
Current Music: Big Sugar, "Let It Ride"
Crossposts: http://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3652959.html

I woke up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT!

From Janina: Baby wombats look like old kung-fu masters...

In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin / Shadow / Cyan / the Ghost are on the Phantom Train. They get to the dining car and decide to have something to eat. Sabin says, "Food! Chop! Let's go slop the hogs!"