From Julie: B-Horror Movie Title Generator! Night of the Sorority from Outer Space! Yes, it was blurry and cut off when she got it. If you have a first or last name that starts with V-Z, you're out of luck!
Teenage, Biker, Atomic, Killer, Martian, Evil, Psycho, Attack of the, Lost, Curse of the, Radioactive, Night of the, 50-Foot, Invasion of the, Bloody, Revenge of the, The Last, Demon, Return of the, Deadly
Mutant(s), Occult, Amazon(s), Blood-Sucking / Blood Suckers, Clown(s), Nympho(s), Ghost(s), She-Devil(s), Sorority, Vampire(s), Virgin(s), Sex-Crazed (Fiends)
Slumber Party, Camp, Planet, From Hell, Cheerleaders, High School, Beach Party, Zombies, Cat People, Island, Massacre, Misfits, From Mars, From Outer Space, House, Werewolves, Aliens, School Girls, That Wouldn't Die, Prom Night, Robots

From Julie: There are just some sounds that everyone loves. Shoes on gravel. Crackling of a fire. The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you. Cats purring.

From Hell: If Jesus masturbated, would he do it like this up and down normally? Or like this with the holes created by the nails on the cross?

Teenage, Biker, Atomic, Killer, Martian, Evil, Psycho, Attack of the, Lost, Curse of the, Radioactive, Night of the, 50-Foot, Invasion of the, Bloody, Revenge of the, The Last, Demon, Return of the, Deadly
Mutant(s), Occult, Amazon(s), Blood-Sucking / Blood Suckers, Clown(s), Nympho(s), Ghost(s), She-Devil(s), Sorority, Vampire(s), Virgin(s), Sex-Crazed (Fiends)
Slumber Party, Camp, Planet, From Hell, Cheerleaders, High School, Beach Party, Zombies, Cat People, Island, Massacre, Misfits, From Mars, From Outer Space, House, Werewolves, Aliens, School Girls, That Wouldn't Die, Prom Night, Robots

From Julie: There are just some sounds that everyone loves. Shoes on gravel. Crackling of a fire. The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you. Cats purring.

From Hell: If Jesus masturbated, would he do it like this up and down normally? Or like this with the holes created by the nails on the cross?

48 Z-Grip Pens (December 18, 2019) from Staples while I was out anyway / a backup K120 USB keyboard, a backup Certified Data Deluxe Optical mouse, 2000 Flushes with Chlorine, Paul Newman's Alfredo sauce for next year, London Naturals unscented dish soap, Vim bathroom cleaner from London Drugs / half-price JOY dumplings x4 (Pork and Tri-Treasure, Lamb and Onion, Pork and Vegetable, Pork and Chives), Earth's Own almond milk, another Hungry-Man Queso XL bowl, and $9 Saniderm hand sanitizer x4 (the limit) from Price Smart equals another productive shopping trip! I should have gone to the pharmacy next door YESTERDAY since it looks like they're closed for ALL the Easter long weekend! Some dude wondered if the entire building was closed - looked like it to him when he peered in. Oh well... I left at 1 on a 401, and returned at 2:50 on a 407.
This bus seat right behind the bus driver is Out of Service because of the coronavirus pandemic! I was standing on the bus (technically not allowed now) and it was moving, so this is as good a photo as I was going to get.

MY DARK VANESSA is a book title, haha!

Certified Data M40 Deluxe Optical mouse as a backup!

Logitech K120 computer keyboard as a backup!

This bus seat right behind the bus driver is Out of Service because of the coronavirus pandemic! I was standing on the bus (technically not allowed now) and it was moving, so this is as good a photo as I was going to get.

MY DARK VANESSA is a book title, haha!

Certified Data M40 Deluxe Optical mouse as a backup!

Logitech K120 computer keyboard as a backup!

From Shiwa's Discord server: TROGDOR DRAGON!

GIF version, which took me a lot of work:
From Shiwa's Discord server: A red dragon with a mask, Lysol wipes, and a HOARD of toilet paper to protect against the coronavirus!

I decided to change the name of Shiwa's Discord server myself since I have that moderator ability. DRAGON BLOOD FAIRY FIRE!

From Shiwa's Discord server: "Man Science" finally reveals HOW WOMEN GO TO THE TOILET! Part 2: Karate Skid, The Groundhog, My Precious, Rocky Balboa, Diversity Skid, Mic Drop, Matrix, Heavy Artillery, Reversed Polarity.

Someone renamed the main channel in my friend Shiwa's Discord server after me again! DRAGON FIRE or DRAGONFIRE!


GIF version, which took me a lot of work:

From Shiwa's Discord server: A red dragon with a mask, Lysol wipes, and a HOARD of toilet paper to protect against the coronavirus!

I decided to change the name of Shiwa's Discord server myself since I have that moderator ability. DRAGON BLOOD FAIRY FIRE!

From Shiwa's Discord server: "Man Science" finally reveals HOW WOMEN GO TO THE TOILET! Part 2: Karate Skid, The Groundhog, My Precious, Rocky Balboa, Diversity Skid, Mic Drop, Matrix, Heavy Artillery, Reversed Polarity.

Someone renamed the main channel in my friend Shiwa's Discord server after me again! DRAGON FIRE or DRAGONFIRE!

From Julie: Easter Bunny Poop flavored marshmallows at CVS?!

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji non-stick tray!

From Julie: Brown's Pee Patch Repair at CVS!


From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji non-stick tray!

From Julie: Brown's Pee Patch Repair at CVS!

From Shiwa's Discord server: "Man, your writing is just atrocious! HAHAHA! You also had a suicide note full of spelling errors." I had to edit in a comma using MS Paint, of course.

From Shiwa's Discord server: "Man Science" finally reveals HOW WOMEN GO TO THE TOILET! Part 1: The Skunk, The Water Feature, The Wood Chipper, Enlightened, The Big Night Out, The Bat, The Gymnast, The Show Must Go On.

From Volklin in Shiwa's Discord server: Can't unsee. I am fire. *pant pant* I am death. You ruined my life. I live on a fat dragon. GREEN DRAGON! NORTH AMERICA MAP!


From Shiwa's Discord server: "Man Science" finally reveals HOW WOMEN GO TO THE TOILET! Part 1: The Skunk, The Water Feature, The Wood Chipper, Enlightened, The Big Night Out, The Bat, The Gymnast, The Show Must Go On.

From Volklin in Shiwa's Discord server: Can't unsee. I am fire. *pant pant* I am death. You ruined my life. I live on a fat dragon. GREEN DRAGON! NORTH AMERICA MAP!

Bad and Unique Baby Names 13!
Turns out the hospital is closed - there goes a good place!
This sign is from Julie M. and Wish: WARNING! FART ZONE! ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!

From Julie: This unicorn on this coffee mug says, "I don't fart. I just whisper in my pants. Sometimes it's a scream!"

Turns out the hospital is closed - there goes a good place!
This sign is from Julie M. and Wish: WARNING! FART ZONE! ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!

From Julie: This unicorn on this coffee mug says, "I don't fart. I just whisper in my pants. Sometimes it's a scream!"

Hester's husband Ni interrupted me at 1:20 today to investigate my lamp fixture / light bulb cover note. "No safety concern" and "that's the one that came with the building?" and "I have to think"! AIYA! I also had to be an adult (again) since Auntie Vonnie texted me a couple days ago to say the building insurance had expired, so I let Dad know instead. After a bunch of texts, I finally had to go to TXL in person (at least I know where it is?) today and sign a form, telling Sheryl to just bill my dad's credit card instead since they have the number for that. I left at 2:10 on a 414.
Went to Kwong Chow for some Chinese mushroom / bok choy noodle soup afterwards since I'd only had a strawberry chiffon doughnut at Tim Horton's beforehand, figuring I had just enough time between 3 buses to do so. Then some literal children and their knapsacks blocked my view of the intersection so I couldn't see which bus was coming - I only JUST managed to get the Marine Drive station bus! FINALLY made plans with Frances via text for next Monday, the 17th, at the Oakridge White Spot. "I can pick exactly 6!" she said... dude, you're actively making plans with another person?!
At the station, I went to T&T and got Samyang noodles x3 (regular fire noodles / 2X Spicy noodles / black bean noodles), then went to London Drugs on a 401 since I'd just missed the 407. I got a NEW white Evercare delicates laundry bag WITH A ZIPPER (I opened another package in the store to see if it had a zipper) from Aisle 4, then almost lost it because some lady stepped on it in the lineup for the cash register. The Asian lady in front of me thought the cashier was also Asian (so did I), so spoke Cantonese to her as she bought 15 bottles of on-sale Sunkist Vitamin C and three Arm and Hammer toothpaste tubes.
Turns out the cashier is actually Indonesian and doesn't even know any Cantonese, although she attempted Mandarin. The lady gave me a thumbs-up after I told her that the clerk didn't know any Chinese! The lady BEHIND ME wanted to go ahead of me, but NO - I was AHEAD of her! Then she thought I was stealing from the store because I had a huge reusable bag - I told her off! I finally got home at 6:15 on a 407! ENOUGH OF BEING AN ADULT! I also used Paulo as a reminder service, and complained about things to Mike.
This poop emoji is useful if you're in love with the shit.

Strawberry Chiffon doughnut at Tim Horton's!

Chinese mushroom and vegetable noodle soup at Kwong Chow!

They have pork BLOOD congee here at Kwong Chow...

Evercare delicates laundry bag with a zipper for things that shouldn't go in the dryer, found in Aisle 4 of my nearest London Drugs! Much better for my slipper socks!

Went to Kwong Chow for some Chinese mushroom / bok choy noodle soup afterwards since I'd only had a strawberry chiffon doughnut at Tim Horton's beforehand, figuring I had just enough time between 3 buses to do so. Then some literal children and their knapsacks blocked my view of the intersection so I couldn't see which bus was coming - I only JUST managed to get the Marine Drive station bus! FINALLY made plans with Frances via text for next Monday, the 17th, at the Oakridge White Spot. "I can pick exactly 6!" she said... dude, you're actively making plans with another person?!
At the station, I went to T&T and got Samyang noodles x3 (regular fire noodles / 2X Spicy noodles / black bean noodles), then went to London Drugs on a 401 since I'd just missed the 407. I got a NEW white Evercare delicates laundry bag WITH A ZIPPER (I opened another package in the store to see if it had a zipper) from Aisle 4, then almost lost it because some lady stepped on it in the lineup for the cash register. The Asian lady in front of me thought the cashier was also Asian (so did I), so spoke Cantonese to her as she bought 15 bottles of on-sale Sunkist Vitamin C and three Arm and Hammer toothpaste tubes.
Turns out the cashier is actually Indonesian and doesn't even know any Cantonese, although she attempted Mandarin. The lady gave me a thumbs-up after I told her that the clerk didn't know any Chinese! The lady BEHIND ME wanted to go ahead of me, but NO - I was AHEAD of her! Then she thought I was stealing from the store because I had a huge reusable bag - I told her off! I finally got home at 6:15 on a 407! ENOUGH OF BEING AN ADULT! I also used Paulo as a reminder service, and complained about things to Mike.
This poop emoji is useful if you're in love with the shit.

Strawberry Chiffon doughnut at Tim Horton's!

Chinese mushroom and vegetable noodle soup at Kwong Chow!

They have pork BLOOD congee here at Kwong Chow...

Evercare delicates laundry bag with a zipper for things that shouldn't go in the dryer, found in Aisle 4 of my nearest London Drugs! Much better for my slipper socks!

Hot chocolate, Nissin Ra-Oh noodles, corn, green peas, broccoli, and Brussels sprouts for National Hot Chocolate Day and National Brussels Sprouts Day today for lunch!

From AutoCorrect: Be careful what you text on Sunday, because nobody wants directions to a "Super Bowel" party you're having on Sunday.

From Julie M. and Realm of the Witch: A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is fucking pissed.

From James: When a kid gives you invisible food... "This is some serious gourmet shit." PULP FICTION and SAMUEL L. JACKSON!

From Julie: You know it's cold outside when you step on dog shit and roll your ankle.


From AutoCorrect: Be careful what you text on Sunday, because nobody wants directions to a "Super Bowel" party you're having on Sunday.

From Julie M. and Realm of the Witch: A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is fucking pissed.

From James: When a kid gives you invisible food... "This is some serious gourmet shit." PULP FICTION and SAMUEL L. JACKSON!

From Julie: You know it's cold outside when you step on dog shit and roll your ankle.

I showered and did laundry today after I fell down outside on the wet grass - damn dirty pants!
Keep calm and use more hot sauce! Perfect for National Hot Sauce Day today on January 22!

The food is great, but it's missing a certain vital feature... sriracha rooster chili hot sauce! Perfect for National Hot Sauce Day today on January 22!

From Julie: A skeleton in a spinny computer chair!
GIF version:

From Wesley: A girl screaming NO at the computer and leaving!

From AskReddit: De'ColdestToEvaDoIt Crawford?! APOSTROPHE! Oh, black people... also, the reporter's name is Blue Telusma?!

Keep calm and use more hot sauce! Perfect for National Hot Sauce Day today on January 22!

The food is great, but it's missing a certain vital feature... sriracha rooster chili hot sauce! Perfect for National Hot Sauce Day today on January 22!

From Julie: A skeleton in a spinny computer chair!
GIF version:


From Wesley: A girl screaming NO at the computer and leaving!

From AskReddit: De'ColdestToEvaDoIt Crawford?! APOSTROPHE! Oh, black people... also, the reporter's name is Blue Telusma?!

I showered today.
From Julie M. and Wish: Unicorns Farting coloring book?! IT'S A COINCIDENCE SINCE IT'S "PASS GAS DAY" TODAY ON JANUARY 7!

From Pete and FART Is A Four Letter Word: This alien is tattooing another alien with a poop emoji, hahaha! "It's a popular symbol from the 21st century. I believe it represents truth and beauty..."

Julie M. saw this ROYAL FLUSH GAME by Play Day at Walmart last June!

Maruchan Instant Lunch beef noodles!

Knorr Country Mushroom Rice Sidekicks!

From Julie M. and Wish: Unicorns Farting coloring book?! IT'S A COINCIDENCE SINCE IT'S "PASS GAS DAY" TODAY ON JANUARY 7!

From Pete and FART Is A Four Letter Word: This alien is tattooing another alien with a poop emoji, hahaha! "It's a popular symbol from the 21st century. I believe it represents truth and beauty..."

Julie M. saw this ROYAL FLUSH GAME by Play Day at Walmart last June!

Maruchan Instant Lunch beef noodles!

Knorr Country Mushroom Rice Sidekicks!

In the hospital ER restroom on the baby change table: Precious Poop graffiti with silver Sharpie!

Graffiti in the hospital ER restroom on the baby change table: Sandwich spread made fresh right here!

More graffiti in the hospital ER restroom: Because taking a urine sample wasn't already enough of a hassle for women; "MIDSTREAM"... WTF?! Coming soon: Urine Sample, midstream while doing a handstand, singing I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT. See sheet for correct lyrics.

From Vanessa and BC Is Awesome: Someone put our Vancouver mascots Pee and Poo onto a T-shirt...


Graffiti in the hospital ER restroom on the baby change table: Sandwich spread made fresh right here!

More graffiti in the hospital ER restroom: Because taking a urine sample wasn't already enough of a hassle for women; "MIDSTREAM"... WTF?! Coming soon: Urine Sample, midstream while doing a handstand, singing I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT. See sheet for correct lyrics.

From Vanessa and BC Is Awesome: Someone put our Vancouver mascots Pee and Poo onto a T-shirt...

I was barely awake or coherent this morning, and snarked at a few people about their assumption that EVERYONE has Thanksgiving today. Also added Kate to Hangouts - she thought that Mike's email address was hilarious! Facebook was also down this morning, and now I can't seem to tag anyone! UGH!
From Reddit on June 8, 2019: No, TheOnlyChoco, we do not refer to toothbrush bristles as BRUSSELS. Are you five years old?!

Captain Strong lecturing Ness at the Onett police station in EARTHBOUND: "At times like this, kids like you should be playing Nintendo games."

From Reddit on June 8, 2019: No, TheOnlyChoco, we do not refer to toothbrush bristles as BRUSSELS. Are you five years old?!

Captain Strong lecturing Ness at the Onett police station in EARTHBOUND: "At times like this, kids like you should be playing Nintendo games."

My amusing and cute sponge display plus my kitchen toothbrush: $2 recycled yellow sponges from beer bottles, a green London Drugs scouring pad, London Naturals steel wool in gold and silver, various orange / green / blue / yellow Sponge Daddy sponges, and two Scrub Daddy sink scrubbers with a happy face!

Julie M. saw this sign while out shopping at Boscov's on Black Friday 2018, November 23. "SANTA - he knows when I'm sleeping. He knows when I'm awake. He knows if I've been bad or good. Isn't that kinda creepy?"

From Attitude: Jahram Proffit-Preston?!

From Attitude: Jhevelle-Monique Smith?!


Julie M. saw this sign while out shopping at Boscov's on Black Friday 2018, November 23. "SANTA - he knows when I'm sleeping. He knows when I'm awake. He knows if I've been bad or good. Isn't that kinda creepy?"

From Attitude: Jahram Proffit-Preston?!

From Attitude: Jhevelle-Monique Smith?!

IT'S WORLD TOILET DAY TODAY! After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3 on a 401 to help with the kids. I had a bit of time to finish Jon's birthday card with a Sprite and Coke, nacho / pizza Goldfish since Beckett can eat those, one limited-edition Kinder Bueno chocolate bar, the Caramilk bar and a half, and NEW $2 Weinrich's Porta chocolate bars x4! (Peppermint / Raspberry / Blueberry / Strawberry) Got to the house at the usual time, no thanks to a couple of delays like a bike and crowds! Harmony was trying to get Beckett to sleep in his carrier, but Ayler and Hiero seemed enthusiastic to show me their "new" magic trick set. They even told me how things worked! Magic wands, haha!
I read a book and a half to Ayler as he sat in my lap - Mr. Watson and his pig Mercy. OH MY! He seemed to like some of the funny drawings, anyway. Later, Beckett did wake up, so we played for a bit before eating dinner. He did like the green balloons from Kids Physio, batting them around the room. I didn't care if he played the piano, but had to watch that he didn't close the piano or rip Ayler's music books! Ayler said that Jon was tired of buying new books, so he had to keep those ones in good condition. Sounds reasonable to me! I managed to open the Blue Diamond wasabi and soy sauce almonds while I was at the house (thinking I'd get Ayler to help me instead), so since he asked what they were, I fed him one. He seemed okay with it.
We had soup, jap chae (Korean glass noodles), chicken legs, dumplings, and yogurt for dinner. When Harmony gave him Goldfish, Beckett wanted the "newer" ones inside the Ziploc bag, although the ones on the table were the same thing! ("NA NA NA NAAAAAAA!") We also wouldn't let him overdose on Dewdrops, which made him upset. I think he's entering the stage where he just wants to be with Harmony a lot because every time she left to do something or take care of the older boys, he also was upset and crying. Of course I hugged and safely kissed him anyway, though! He wanted to look out the window and spout gibberish at me about whatever he saw out across the street, and pointed at the lights.
I told Harmony that yes, I was excited for my Ontario trip. Then I asked whether Jon's birthday restaurant on Sunday was in Burnaby again like last year. Apparently, Do Chay Vegetarian Vietnamese Restaurant is on Kingsway and Knight, and we'll be going there on Monday since it's Jon's actual birthday. Yes, I did see the part of the email exchange where Mom said that we could just save Jon some food if he couldn't make it, and Jon's response that he would actually like to be there at his own birthday dinner! HAHAHA!
Beckett can say "yeah" and "goh-goh" (comes out as "gah-gah" these days), and did say YEH-YEH for the first time the other day. So then I pointed to myself and asked him if I had a name! Reasonable question, even if he may not understand it! When I was leaving at 8, he pointed to me, so Harmony told him what was going on. I guess I'll see her either on Sunday at Jeremy's or Monday at the restaurant in the afternoon. She has to go there after work, so she definitely hopes the buses are still running for both of us! (Mom only mentioned HER in the email...) The Canucks played the Stars today at 5:30, and lost 6-1?! Luckily, I got home at 9 on a 407.
Random stuff from Mom and Dad inside a produce bag: Two extremely old and very used orthopedic shoe inserts (wouldn't be surprised if they were from my childhood...), a 175g bag of Nosh & Co soft chewy mints, a Colgate Extra Clean toothbrush, a regular 100mL tube of Cavity Protection Crest toothpaste, 400g of Campside strawberry Twisties marshmallows, and a Knorr Fettuccine Alfredo Sidekicks package that expires in July 2020.
From AskReddit: Mike Litterst?!

I read a book and a half to Ayler as he sat in my lap - Mr. Watson and his pig Mercy. OH MY! He seemed to like some of the funny drawings, anyway. Later, Beckett did wake up, so we played for a bit before eating dinner. He did like the green balloons from Kids Physio, batting them around the room. I didn't care if he played the piano, but had to watch that he didn't close the piano or rip Ayler's music books! Ayler said that Jon was tired of buying new books, so he had to keep those ones in good condition. Sounds reasonable to me! I managed to open the Blue Diamond wasabi and soy sauce almonds while I was at the house (thinking I'd get Ayler to help me instead), so since he asked what they were, I fed him one. He seemed okay with it.
We had soup, jap chae (Korean glass noodles), chicken legs, dumplings, and yogurt for dinner. When Harmony gave him Goldfish, Beckett wanted the "newer" ones inside the Ziploc bag, although the ones on the table were the same thing! ("NA NA NA NAAAAAAA!") We also wouldn't let him overdose on Dewdrops, which made him upset. I think he's entering the stage where he just wants to be with Harmony a lot because every time she left to do something or take care of the older boys, he also was upset and crying. Of course I hugged and safely kissed him anyway, though! He wanted to look out the window and spout gibberish at me about whatever he saw out across the street, and pointed at the lights.
I told Harmony that yes, I was excited for my Ontario trip. Then I asked whether Jon's birthday restaurant on Sunday was in Burnaby again like last year. Apparently, Do Chay Vegetarian Vietnamese Restaurant is on Kingsway and Knight, and we'll be going there on Monday since it's Jon's actual birthday. Yes, I did see the part of the email exchange where Mom said that we could just save Jon some food if he couldn't make it, and Jon's response that he would actually like to be there at his own birthday dinner! HAHAHA!
Beckett can say "yeah" and "goh-goh" (comes out as "gah-gah" these days), and did say YEH-YEH for the first time the other day. So then I pointed to myself and asked him if I had a name! Reasonable question, even if he may not understand it! When I was leaving at 8, he pointed to me, so Harmony told him what was going on. I guess I'll see her either on Sunday at Jeremy's or Monday at the restaurant in the afternoon. She has to go there after work, so she definitely hopes the buses are still running for both of us! (Mom only mentioned HER in the email...) The Canucks played the Stars today at 5:30, and lost 6-1?! Luckily, I got home at 9 on a 407.
Random stuff from Mom and Dad inside a produce bag: Two extremely old and very used orthopedic shoe inserts (wouldn't be surprised if they were from my childhood...), a 175g bag of Nosh & Co soft chewy mints, a Colgate Extra Clean toothbrush, a regular 100mL tube of Cavity Protection Crest toothpaste, 400g of Campside strawberry Twisties marshmallows, and a Knorr Fettuccine Alfredo Sidekicks package that expires in July 2020.
From AskReddit: Mike Litterst?!

I went to the Life Labs next door to get some blood and urine tests done. Failed at the pee test, unfortunately. Then I went across the street where someone actually drove onto the concrete parking barrier! "HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!" I said to a nearby dude, who had seen WORSE! It's broad daylight, people! Got home and called Chrystal to make our usual December dinner plans, but it would have to be fairly early since I'm not sure when I'm going to Ontario. We settled on Friday, December 6 at the usual location at 7:30.
From Julie: Crazy Discombobulated Poop!

From Julie and Anorak UK: Hand Job Nails and Spa?! Long Poo Gas Supplies?!

From Julie: Crazy Discombobulated Poop!

From Julie and Anorak UK: Hand Job Nails and Spa?! Long Poo Gas Supplies?!

At least the Smooth Move herbal tea worked!
From Debbie and Kitchen Fun with My 3 Sons: I lost track of my husband while shopping, but I'm pretty sure he's been in this FART aisle of the store!

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A Poopemon Pokemon T-shirt!

Baby: I pooped my pants, but that's none of my business!

From Debbie and Kitchen Fun with My 3 Sons: I lost track of my husband while shopping, but I'm pretty sure he's been in this FART aisle of the store!

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A Poopemon Pokemon T-shirt!

Baby: I pooped my pants, but that's none of my business!

From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Bameron?!

From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Telly Zelly?! The obscene phrase was "suck my dick" - why get that tattooed AT ALL, let alone on your forehead?!

From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Larz?!! Edit on March 26, 2020: He now has coronavirus from licking a toilet seat?! HAHAHAHA!

From Vanessa and Julie: How people use the restroom at work, or in any public place... poop on the walls and pee all over the floor! EW!

From Julie: Wash Your Nuts! Novelty Soap on a Rope!

From Julie: Wash Your Nuts! Novelty Soap on a Rope! Close-up view!


From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Telly Zelly?! The obscene phrase was "suck my dick" - why get that tattooed AT ALL, let alone on your forehead?!

From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Larz?!! Edit on March 26, 2020: He now has coronavirus from licking a toilet seat?! HAHAHAHA!

From Vanessa and Julie: How people use the restroom at work, or in any public place... poop on the walls and pee all over the floor! EW!

From Julie: Wash Your Nuts! Novelty Soap on a Rope!

From Julie: Wash Your Nuts! Novelty Soap on a Rope! Close-up view!

John Walsh does good work, but why did he have to name his son Callahan Walsh?!

Reymundo Mundo?!

From TSN: Kawhi Leonard?! ALMOST sounds like coffee⦠or a crow going CAW! CAW!

From Julie M. and Only in Canada Memes: Poutine Pizza! Just in case you were bored of having unclogged arteries.

From Vanessa, A Website You Will Never Go To, and Kevin Crossan: Here's one way to remember how to install the new toilet paper roll. Beards are cool. Mullets are bad.


Reymundo Mundo?!

From TSN: Kawhi Leonard?! ALMOST sounds like coffee⦠or a crow going CAW! CAW!

From Julie M. and Only in Canada Memes: Poutine Pizza! Just in case you were bored of having unclogged arteries.

From Vanessa, A Website You Will Never Go To, and Kevin Crossan: Here's one way to remember how to install the new toilet paper roll. Beards are cool. Mullets are bad.

New poo emoji icon!

New poo emoji icon, enlarged!

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A Polaroid toilet paper holder!

From Julie M. and Wish: Halloween inflatable giant poop!

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji pouch!


New poo emoji icon, enlarged!

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A Polaroid toilet paper holder!

From Julie M. and Wish: Halloween inflatable giant poop!

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji pouch!

From Julie M. and Introvert Spring: No, I am not shy. No, I am not anti-social. No, I am not stuck up. I am listening. I am observing.

From Dark Minds in Crime and JUSTICE BY ANY MEANS: Adlean Atterberry?! BAD SPELLING OF ADELINE!


From Dark Minds in Crime and JUSTICE BY ANY MEANS: Adlean Atterberry?! BAD SPELLING OF ADELINE!

9/14/19 is also a palindrome date!
Shaky Sherpa?!

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Small poop emoji piƱatas!

Albert Pujols, pronounced as POO HOLES?!

Shaky Sherpa?!

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Small poop emoji piƱatas!

Albert Pujols, pronounced as POO HOLES?!

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! Last night, I discovered that the toilet flapper was down and would not flush the toilet properly, so I wrote Hester a note and called her this morning. It took five minutes to explain what a toilet tank was, that filling the toilet tank and filling the toilet itself were DIFFERENT things, and that I did not do anything to the toilet. If she wants to drop by personally, she can go right ahead! However, I need to apply SOME pressure to the toilet handle in order to flush the contents...
From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji mousepad!

From Shut Up, I'm Still Talking: I never wish death upon anyone who wrongs me. I wish sudden explosive diarrhea while stuck in traffic... with frequent sneezes!

From Melissa: Flushing Frenzy game! Grab the poop from the back of the toilet and have fun!

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji mousepad!

From Shut Up, I'm Still Talking: I never wish death upon anyone who wrongs me. I wish sudden explosive diarrhea while stuck in traffic... with frequent sneezes!

From Melissa: Flushing Frenzy game! Grab the poop from the back of the toilet and have fun!

From Julie M. and Wish: A wallet with poop and doughnut emojis! Of course Highspirits liked it, haha!

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: An angelic poop emoji on a leak-proof water bottle!


From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: An angelic poop emoji on a leak-proof water bottle!
















































