glowing_dragon | Entries tagged with jayne

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Carolina today at 11 AM, but lost 4-3 in overtime and the shootout. I found four packs of Vedan Bah Kut tea noodles that expired on Jan. 25, one pack of Mamee chicken noodles that expired on Jan. 29, and three packs of Mamee vegetarian noodles that expired on Jan. 26 - I'll be eating them all in the next week! INSTANT RAMEN NOODLES FOR DAYS!

I showered today once Jon switched my childcare dates from Tuesday to Wednesday, and Mom said "can you tell me whether there will be autism on Tuesday or Wednesday this week?" What the heck?! HAHAHA! I also accidentally overdosed on those Vitamin D gummies, but called the nurses hotline at 811. They were professional and very helpful (and I got through in 30 seconds despite the Reddit fear-mongering about the coronavirus), directed me to Poison Control, and all I have to do is chill on the gummies till the weekend. Nice!

From Jim and CANUCK NATION: If they say size doesn't matter, they're probably NFL fans. Stanley Cup vs. the Super Bowl trophy!

From CRIME WATCH DAILY and Youtube: Harley Burns and Autumn Burns?!

Current Mood: indifferent
Current Location: home
Current Music: Rob Zombie, "Reload"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3990762.html

Today is National Rum Day! This morning, I realized that the toilet wasn't filling up AGAIN, so I called Hester. Thank goodness it's Friday! She insisted that the toilet had been fixed by the handyman - yes, and toilet shenanigans are happening AGAIN. "Maybe today, maybe next week," she said. I also had to explain to her what a toilet tank is...

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Fluffy poop emoji slippers!

From the Daily Mail: There's a place named Shitterton in Dorset, England?!

Seen at London Drugs: Potty Time by Caroline Jayne Church! Complete with FLUSH ME! button, hahaha!

Current Mood: productive
Current Location: home
Current Music: Creed. "Illusion"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3926739.html

From Julie: Toilet Rules: If you lift it up, put it down. If it runs out, replace it. If you miss it, wipe it. If you're finished, flush it. If it smells, spray it. GENTLEMEN: Stand closer! It may be shorter than you think. LADIES: Please remain seated for the whole performance.

From Andrew: An airhorn attached to the toilet with duct tape?! This is literally how you scare the shit out of somebody!

Current Mood: productive
Current Location: home
Current Music: Cake, "Mexico"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3870891.html

The Canucks played the Avs at 7 tonight, and won 5-1. I also showered today.

From FOR MY MAN: Chicwanda Forbes?!

Current Mood: awake
Current Location: home
Current Music: Roy D. Mercer, "Vet Bill"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3861850.html

I called Chrystal at work at 10:50 AM to confirm for tomorrow night at 7:30 at the Broadway London Drugs, especially since there hasn't been any snow yet! WE ARE SO ON! The Canucks played the Blues at 7 tonight, and won 5-1!

From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: This Rayne is a baby girl?! BAD SPELLING!

From Julie: Kheisha?! Even Kesha would be better because it's a more intuitive spelling... BAD SPELLING!

From Julie: This black Keke is a girl?!

From Julie: Lamon'Tre and Amon'Tae?! A boy and a girl?!

From Julie: Treasure?! She clearly looks black, yet claims to be Caucasian and does not like African-Americans...

Current Mood: devious
Current Location: home
Current Music: Tori Amos, "Winter"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3846327.html

Forbes Thor Kiddo?!

From Julie: Jaiyce?!

From Julie: Delaunte?! It reminds her of Del Monte fruit, which I can definitely see! Reminds me of Del Amitri!

From Crime Chronicles: Pebbles Rodriguez is a survivor of Tony Alamo Christian Ministries?! Like Fred and Wilma Flintstone's daughter Pebbles?!

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: home
Current Music: Creed, "One"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3786974.html

From Julie: Lancelot Fortune?!

From Pete and Science Humor: I sometimes READ READ as READ, when it's supposed to be READ as READ.

From Oddee: Resist Bacteria Hotel?!

Current Mood: impressed
Current Location: home
Current Music: GWAR, "Bad Bad Men"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3739341.html

I went out to the pharmacy next door at 1:30 to get my prescription refilled. It's slightly better than telling them every time on the phone that I don't have or remember a prescription number! I was home at 1:45, only to discover that I couldn't tag non-friends on Facebook anymore! UGH!

Newest Reddit record for most-upvoted comment! "Pee before you leave"! 1128 points!