tag:dreamwidth.org,2010-09-02:565096 Through Forest, Field, Hill, Mountain, and Dale... glowing_dragon 2020-03-09T20:41:22Z tag:dreamwidth.org,2010-09-02:565096:6321847 2020-02-02T22:26:12Z 2020-03-09T20:41:22Z Rob Zombie, "Reload" indifferent public 0 COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Carolina today at 11 AM, but lost 4-3 in overtime and the shootout. I found four packs of Vedan Bah Kut tea noodles that expired on Jan. 25, one pack of Mamee chicken noodles that expired on Jan. 29, and three packs of Mamee vegetarian noodles that expired on Jan. 26 - I'll be eating them all in the next week! INSTANT RAMEN NOODLES FOR DAYS!<br /><br />I showered today once Jon switched my childcare dates from Tuesday to Wednesday, and Mom said "can you tell me whether there will be autism on Tuesday or Wednesday this week?" What the heck?! HAHAHA! I also accidentally overdosed on those Vitamin D gummies, but called the nurses hotline at 811. They were professional and very helpful (and I got through in 30 seconds despite the Reddit fear-mongering about the coronavirus), directed me to Poison Control, and all I have to do is chill on the gummies till the weekend. Nice!<br /><br /><br />From Jim and CANUCK NATION: If they say size doesn't matter, they're probably NFL fans. Stanley Cup vs. the Super Bowl trophy!<br /><br /><img src="https://i.imgur.com/slhopf3.png"><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbGeHO0QrWI">From CRIME WATCH DAILY and Youtube: Harley Burns and Autumn Burns?!</a><br /><br /><img src="https://i.imgur.com/ZGZ09pY.png"><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=glowing_dragon&ditemid=6321847" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2010-09-02:565096:6260273 2019-08-16T23:28:19Z 2019-08-17T03:35:42Z Creed. "Illusion" productive public 0 Today is National Rum Day! This morning, I realized that the toilet wasn't filling up AGAIN, so I called Hester. Thank goodness it's Friday! She insisted that the toilet had been fixed by the handyman - yes, and toilet shenanigans are happening AGAIN. "Maybe today, maybe next week," she said. I also had to explain to her what a toilet tank is...<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/sarahaspler/poop?bffbcanada&amp;utm_term=.vaZamv3ZYp#.rcZq6VkrQB">From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Fluffy poop emoji slippers!</a><br /><br /><img src="https://i.imgur.com/KWlG1p6.png"><br /><br /><br />From the Daily Mail: There's a place named Shitterton in Dorset, England?!<br /><br /><img src="https://i.imgur.com/NBMDub1.jpg"><br /><br /><br />Seen at London Drugs: Potty Time by Caroline Jayne Church! Complete with FLUSH ME! button, hahaha! <br /><br /><img src="https://i.imgur.com/yICXGAl.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=glowing_dragon&ditemid=6260273" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2010-09-02:565096:6207109 2019-02-28T22:43:17Z 2019-02-28T23:27:08Z Cake, "Mexico" productive public 0 From Julie: Toilet Rules: If you lift it up, put it down. If it runs out, replace it. If you miss it, wipe it. If you're finished, flush it. If it smells, spray it. GENTLEMEN: Stand closer! It may be shorter than you think. LADIES: Please remain seated for the whole performance.<br /><br /><img src="https://i.imgur.com/an3Ypqd.jpg"><br /><br /><br />From Andrew: An airhorn attached to the toilet with duct tape?! This is literally how you scare the shit out of somebody!<br /><br /><img src="https://i.imgur.com/E8OIDOM.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=glowing_dragon&ditemid=6207109" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2010-09-02:565096:6198691 2019-02-03T06:36:30Z 2019-02-03T06:38:45Z Roy D. Mercer, "Vet Bill" awake public 0 The Canucks played the Avs at 7 tonight, and won 5-1. I also showered today.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk6NQ_NHqtQ">From FOR MY MAN: Chicwanda Forbes?!</a><br /><br /><img src="https://i.imgur.com/ClpNayd.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=glowing_dragon&ditemid=6198691" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2010-09-02:565096:6183894 2018-12-21T05:39:10Z 2018-12-21T05:46:55Z Tori Amos, "Winter" devious public 0 I called Chrystal at work at 10:50 AM to confirm for tomorrow night at 7:30 at the Broadway London Drugs, especially since there hasn't been any snow yet! WE ARE SO ON! The Canucks played the Blues at 7 tonight, and won 5-1!<br /><br /><br />From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: This Rayne is a baby girl?! BAD SPELLING! <br /><br /><img src="https://i.imgur.com/d6nLIPI.jpg"><br /><br /><br />From Julie: Kheisha?! Even Kesha would be better because it's a more intuitive spelling... BAD SPELLING! <br /><br /><img src="https://i.imgur.com/gjf2cCX.jpg"><br /><br /><br />From Julie: This black Keke is a girl?!<br /><br /><img src="https://i.imgur.com/oNI3FdA.jpg"><br /><br /><br />From Julie: Lamon'Tre and Amon'Tae?! A boy and a girl?!<br /><br /><img src="https://i.imgur.com/3hdpkuY.jpg"><br /><br /><br />From Julie: Treasure?! She clearly looks black, yet claims to be Caucasian and does not like African-Americans...<br /><br /><img src="https://i.imgur.com/UwWLhsN.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=glowing_dragon&ditemid=6183894" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2010-09-02:565096:6130768 2018-07-03T04:45:54Z 2018-07-04T03:36:53Z Creed, "One" amused public 0 Forbes Thor Kiddo?!<br /><br /><img src="https://i.imgur.com/03c2Ybr.jpg"><br /><br /><br />From Julie: Jaiyce?!<br /><br /><img src="https://imgur.com/VXYJjLW.jpg"><br /><br /><br />From Julie: Delaunte?! It reminds her of Del Monte fruit, which I can definitely see! Reminds me of Del Amitri!<br /><br /><img src="https://i.imgur.com/cDMLALb.jpg"><br /><br /><br />From Crime Chronicles: Pebbles Rodriguez is a survivor of Tony Alamo Christian Ministries?! Like Fred and Wilma Flintstone's daughter Pebbles?! <br /><br /><img src="https://i.imgur.com/Xm3GSkW.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=glowing_dragon&ditemid=6130768" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2010-09-02:565096:6084686 2018-02-03T06:19:13Z 2018-02-03T06:41:00Z GWAR, "Bad Bad Men" impressed public 0 From Julie: Lancelot Fortune?!<br /><br /><img src="https://i.imgur.com/vOfhNTA.jpg"><br /><br /><br />From Pete and Science Humor: I sometimes READ READ as READ, when it's supposed to be READ as READ.<br /><br /><img src="https://i.imgur.com/ySm9t0q.jpg"><br /><br /><br />From Oddee: Resist Bacteria Hotel?!<br /><br /><img src="https://i.imgur.com/ritbMx6.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=glowing_dragon&ditemid=6084686" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2010-09-02:565096:5978644 2017-06-19T22:19:31Z 2018-07-25T06:35:22Z Jann Arden, "Insensitive" frustrated public 0 I went out to the pharmacy next door at 1:30 to get my prescription refilled. It's slightly better than telling them every time on the phone that I don't have or remember a prescription number! I was home at 1:45, only to discover that I couldn't tag non-friends on Facebook anymore! UGH!<br /><br /><br />Newest Reddit record for most-upvoted comment! "Pee before you leave"! 1128 points!<br /><br /><img src="http://i.imgur.com/GjSIbMN.jpg"><br /><br /><br />From Buzzfeed: <i>IMMORTAL IMAGE</i>?!<br /><br /><img src="http://i.imgur.com/Xmf2QY3.jpg"><br /><br /><br />Glenn apparently has a female Facebook friend named KNASHAWN HARDY. Come on... really?!<br /><br /><img src="http://i.imgur.com/nKs8ZgK.png"><br /><br /><br />From Twitter: Andy Friese?! Antifreeze for your car, anyone?<br /><br /><img src="http://i.imgur.com/lZP0gKA.jpg"><br /><br /><br />From the Bleacher Report: Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala?!<br /><br /><img src="http://i.imgur.com/VT3T1Qs.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=glowing_dragon&ditemid=5978644" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments