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Year One to Year Fourteen, so far! )
glowing_dragon: (Cherry Cheesecake or Pie)
Bunnies outside in mid-November!




Dr. Oetker Chocolate Brownie Cake, the last of the four new flavors!




George, Washington?!




From Janina: Somewhere along the way, you got the impression that I won't kill you and dump your body in the river. I apologize for sending mixed messages.

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played the Islanders at 7 tonight, and lost 4-0.


From Julie: Brantlee?!




From Julie: Malia reminds her of malaria!




From Julie: Khy'Meir?! Like the Khmer Rouge in Vietnam?!




From Julie: Khario?! Like Cairo and Mario mashed together?!




From Sara: Stupid auto-correct. You always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo.

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
I went out to London Drugs at 12:15 on a 414 (just missing the 401) to get Gillett bar mop towels x4 (I haven't bought them since January 2017?!), on-sale $2 Arm and Hammer All-in-One Complete Care Whitening Gel Toothpaste baking soda toothpaste with gel, on-sale Seventh Generation dish detergent (Free and Clear / Lemon), and on-sale Palmolive dish detergent (Green Apple and White Lily!) - I got home at 1:05 on a 401. The Canucks played the Hurricanes at 7:30 tonight, and lost 5-2.... UGH! I also showered tonight.


Final score for "That was definitely not a joke" Reddit comment: 2036 points!




Arm and Hammer All-in-One Complete Care Whitening Gel Toothpaste in Fresh Mint flavor!




More toothpaste and dish detergent here! )


Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney make it to the Highway rest area in Chapter 7 of MOTHER 3. They stop by the restrooms. This guy tells them, "Well, it turned out this wasn't a ramen shop."




Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney make it to the Highway rest area in Chapter 7 of MOTHER 3. They stop by the restrooms. This guy tells them, "I even stood in line all that time without going to the bathroom..."




Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney make it to the Highway rest area in Chapter 7 of MOTHER 3. They stop by the restrooms. This guy tells them, "That's what I mutter to myself as I now stare blankly at this door."




From Julie: UNDERCOVER BOSS did an episode at the company Oriental Trading, and Sunday School starts on SETP. 11?! What?! CHECK YOUR SPELLING! BAD SPELLING!

glowing_dragon: (Cherry Cheesecake or Pie)
Today is National Ice Cream Day! The computer just restarted!


Edit at 9: Victor R. just added me from Reddit. YAY!


From Julie: Dayshaun?!




From Julie: Dorethea is NOT a good spelling for Dorothy or Dorothea! BAD SPELLING!




From Julie: Ebony for a black person is SO original and unique! Not!




From Julie: De Chanel?!




From Aaron in the r/hockey Discord server: Spongebob saying NOBODY CARES! Perfect to use against Luna!

glowing_dragon: (Poop)
I went shopping at 1 on a 401 at Kam Do Bakery for an apple pie and a chicken pie to plan for tomorrow's Pi Day, then to Shoppers Drug Mart for on-sale President's Choice pink salmon x2 / President's Choice Buffalo Wings and Blue Cheese chips. Then I went to London Drugs for a Ragusa Noir dark chocolate bar, bulk Always pads, Nestlé Carnation hot chocolate, and sriracha sauce... getting home at 2:10 on a 407.


Nestlé Carnation hot chocolate!




President's Choice pink salmon!




President's Choice Buffalo Wings and Blue Cheese chips!




Backyard BBQ Kettle Brand chips!




From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 24!




This is perfect for my ex-friends, especially Tommy and Ian! "Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Hell, who am I kidding? I hope you fall down the fucking stairs, too!"

glowing_dragon: (Poop)
From Wesley: A glow-in-the-dark locator strip for your toilet: Night time drunk assistance via LifeHacks.com!




From Julie M. and Wish: Toilet-shaped pencil sharpeners! BAD SPELLING!




From Julie: Poop socks! OH YEAH!

glowing_dragon: (OMFG Yay!)
Steph got her Fart-O-Matic wheel birthday card and Fraser's stickers on Friday, so she emailed me a couple of those pics!


From the r/hockey Discord server: FINALLY! Discord added an Oxford comma when three or more users are typing at the same time! BEST ASPECT OF THIS NEW UPDATE!




From Julie: Aja is pronounced like Asia on Dr. Phil?! Makes me think of Ajax bleach or Ajax, Ontario!




Fraser and his stickers, with Lisa holding the rest!




Fraser decorating Lisa with a sticker!

glowing_dragon: (Bert and Ernie)
I went out at 10:30 this morning on a 401 and mailed Christmas cards / Vancouver postcards / various stickers to Steph / Lisa / Fraser / Henry / Havarti, Paul Classy, Shiv in Germany, Mandy B. (dazzamre), Julie (julie709), Kitty ([profile] bornwitch / dutch_kitty), Kelli (neonrose5), Mandy B. (dazzamre), Corey (dwcorey), and Jimmy... that cost $16.91! Vancouver trams, Canadian grey wolves, BC Place, Gastown steam clock, RCMP officer on a horse, moose / squirrels / grizzly bears / Bighorn sheep, Science World, aerial map with orca whale / Canadian provinces and territories, Stanley Park totem poles, Harbour Centre and Canada Place, Coal Harbour and Stanley Park, Canadian Rockies grizzly bear, False Creek and Granville Street Bridge, and a downtown Vancouver panorama! I also bought new size 10 Jockey underwear at the Bay... luckily for me, it was on sale! Barry saw me on my way to the bus stop, and honked - I had to go around to the car's window in order to recognize him! I got home at 11:35 on a 407, which is fine. More time to do stuff for me!


This mug is from Pete: I before E unless you leisurely deceive eight overweight heirs to forfeit their sovereign conceits.




From November 17, 2017: Discord, you're supposed to be professional. Hire a damn proofreader if "where / were" and "effect / affect" are too much for you!

glowing_dragon: (No Netspeak!)
Sabrina said that the Shark Club is across the street from Stadium Skytrain station (and should be busy after the game), said that there wasn't any snow where she was, and then said that she was staying home because of her dog's health. Very understandable! I appreciated what she said, of course. If I can meet Kathy and Aaron as well as John and Eve, that will be great!


Compulsively-Late Churchgoers! Turn back your clock Saturday night to avoid the horror of arriving EARLY to church!




From Not Always Right: Jarred Moyer?! This is why you don't spell JARED with two Rs! It will look like your son lives in a jar! See jarred pickles, jarred pasta sauce, etc.




From Not Always Right: Jaxx Fox?! He's a furry, too...




From Not Always Right: Kabe Stewart?! Unfortunately, he's also a furry...

glowing_dragon: (Devilish Smile)
I added Alan Yu on Facebook today just for laughs, haha.


CuyaDK made my day in Discord this afternoon when I discovered that I was dark red in his server for some reason. Someone said that I had a new role, so I had to look: "Keeper of the Esoteric Days"?! HAHAHA! That made my day!




From Julie: Reese Witherspoon! Reese Without Her Spoon!

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I went out briefly at 11:30 - just managing to catch the 407 - to get London Orchards Natural Pure Honey and lemon juice from London Drugs. I was home by 12:15 on a 401! I think I'll take a shower later.


London Orchards Natural Pure Honey!




Real Lemon Juice!




After going through the Pyramid and defeating Merugene in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, Bartz / Galuf / Faris are reunited with Lenna after using a Cottage to revive her. The airship is also now conveniently located above Surgate Ghetto near the Elder Tree. While they discuss the Sealed Castle and the sealed weapons within, Faris says: "You can't cast a fourth of a Fire spell and expect to do a quarter damage. Or you know, lick a quarter of my ass." Of course I had to show this to Shiv on Discord, haha.




From Vanessa and Rotten Ecards: Don't cry because it's over. Smile because his new girlfriend looks like a troll.

glowing_dragon: (OMFG Yay!)
From Apina.biz: Why do I have the feeling that this is what really happened in a Facebook board meeting when Google+ was brought up?! "Mark [Zuckerberg], Google+ is getting to us and is taking our users. What should we do?" "Fuck up the chat system." "Amazing!" "How does he do it?" "Brilliant!" "Bravo!"




From SEVEN KNIGHTS, but it applies to DRAGON WARRIOR III to DRAGON QUEST VI: The barkeeper asked why we carried weapons on us in the bar. I said, "Mimics." The barkeeper laughed, the party laughed, the table laughed, we killed the table. It was a good time.




From The Onett Times: Share this Mr. Saturn (boing!) for no apparent reason. (Zoom!)




Krakenberry Pie!

glowing_dragon: (OMFG Yay!)
Today is National Ice Cream Day!


Chocolate Oreo ice cream cake:




From Janina: BADGER Daylighting!




Cyan to Sabin in the Imperial Camp, on the Magitek Armor: "Sir Sabin! How might these abominations be manipulated?"




From Reddit: Charisma Carpenter is an actress?!

glowing_dragon: (Poop)
Since I was up at 6:55 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT!


This baby says, "I farted and a little poop came out. So what?"




From Slimjet User Group: Hamza Yousfi?! His profile says he's from Tunisia, but I don't know if that's an actual legitimate Tunisian name!




From Not Always Right: Joseph Bark?! WOOF WOOF BOW WOW!




From Not Always Right: Emily Warning?! What if she's not around to give you a warning? Haha!

glowing_dragon: (French Toast)
I got up at 7 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME! A week of downtime and solitude has been VERY BENEFICIAL for me! YAY FOR ALONE TIME!


Please accept this Father's Day card as a token of my poverty.




From Janina: I love you more than serial killers love nondescript vans.




Celes, Sabin, Edgar, and Setzer go to Darill's Tomb in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS. Nothing appropriate comes to mind to carve on this gravestone, and they'll have to solve a puzzle later!

glowing_dragon: (Bert and Ernie)
Eric M. called at 10:50 to say he'd be here ten minutes later to help me with my inadvertently unplugged speakers. He found some black wire with a green plug somewhere in back of my computer tower, which had been the problem. Then he plugged some things into the back of the computer tower, fixed the volume and microphone, and commented on my index cards and the dust. While he was there, I asked (knowing the answer) whether he was going to that Jacob's Well dinner at Jeremy's, then asked for a ride back. He wondered if I didn't also want a ride there: sure, as long as he wasn't doing anything beforehand! Then he cued up a numbers Youtube video, which Ayler would probably like if only he were allowed to watch Youtube. He left at 11:10 after I thanked him, which is fine. I'm glad to have sound / audio back!


I don't judge people based on race, creed, color, or gender. I judge people based on spelling, grammar, punctuation, and sentence structure.




From Janina: Great job on that thing you did!




From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Rape me okay, rob money are not.

glowing_dragon: (Crazy-Eyed Bear)
[livejournal.com profile] lilaznffairy421 and I have decided to see if we can reach the maximum number of comments on a post, which is currently set at 5000. (I guess the previous limit of 60,000-something was way too much.. probably caused the servers to crash, burn, and explode!)

We're not members of [livejournal.com profile] _commentwhores, so no worries there. If you want to help us reach that comment limit on this post, go ahead! (I thought of not allowing anyone else to comment, but that didn't promote a spirit of togetherness)

It will be interesting to see how long this takes, so the post will be dated. Whoever first leaves a comment, please date it. If we ever get to 5000 on the post, date the last one if you remember!

Leave any comments you like on any topic, but remember: I have full veto power, and I can delete anything I choose to. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *evil grin*

By the way: please include a subject line when starting a new thread in the comments section. It makes my job of sifting through emails so much easier. :D


Edit on Wednesday, 2 February 2005 @ 10:50 PM We're done! Yay! :D For Farrah's friends who want to see this for themselves, it's now public. ;)

Edit on Tuesday, 31 May 2011 @ 8:05 PM [livejournal.com profile] matt1993 wants to get this up to the newer limit of 10,000 comments.

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