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It's NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY today!


From Julie C. and Whisper: I'd rather cuddle, then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it.




I really want to like your post, but your spelling and grammar is so bad, I can't.




Man: "Lay down!" Dog, thinking: "It's LIE DOWN, not LAY DOWN, stupid." Grammar nerds unite! :)

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From Reddit: Around here, Sportsnet 650 has an announcer named JAWN JANG?!




The Vegas Golden Knights have a goalie named Oscar Dansk, JUST LIKE THE ROYAL DANSK COOKIES! I also like the writer's name: Paul ZWAMBAG! That sounds somehow badass!




From THE ROANOKE TIMES in September 2004: Mellisa Williamson, 35, a Bulitt Avenue resident, worries about the effect on her unborn child from the sound of jackhammers. Lady, YOU'RE ALSO PREGNANT AND SMOKING! Also, what kind of spelling is MELLISA?!

glowing_dragon: (Bert and Ernie)



"You Are a Maximizer"




When it comes to everything in life, you're always looking for the best. And you don't mind if it takes a while to find it.
You look at every option before making a decision. You don't like to be rushed, and you often regret your choices if you are.

You're the type of person who checks out every item on the menu. You don't want to miss out on any gems!
People may be annoyed with how long you take to make a decision, but they will agree that your taste is extraordinary.






Good, because the other result (Satisficer) is definitely not a real word!





From Julie: Kanye West! Kanye East!

glowing_dragon: (OMFG Yay!)
Oh man... this was a good game! Now I'm off to play other dungeons or (more likely) Sam and Max, which Corey assures me has a "save" feature / menu at F5.

Scrolls exploding in pillars of flame = loss of 10HP
Potions tasting foul = loss of 5HP
Potions making you feel better = gaining 10HP
Feeling blessed at altars while you pray = gaining 10HP
Bolts of lightning that strike you while you pray = losing 10 HP
It's possible to be killed by the wrath of gods at altars, by burning scrolls, and by tainted potions!


I escaped from the Dungeon of Glowing Dragon!

I killed Harryroberts the arch-demon, Lilaznffairy421 the nymph, Imthjckaz the nymph, Sarala the giant spider, Dot Com the troll, Genkobar the fire elemental, Theferrett the mind flayer, Dwcorey the leprechaun, Urbad2 the dragon, Handofme the floating eye, Theonewhospeaks the dragon, Politzania the kobold, Supermary the leprechaun, Thefirestarter the troll, Winterlion the rat, Astrotre the goblin, Korczyk the nymph, Omni Sinrilus the owlbear, Hostis Leti the rat, Tehgreenfairy the arch-demon, Fate Envies Us the kobold, Hitman2682 the mind flayer, Diet Coke the zombie, Geordiecat76 the rat, Canucks94 the gelatinous cube, Sexnseafoam the zombie, Harlicat the zombie, Chibongo the fire elemental, Yogaclass4cats the floating eye, Lemahtnoze the floating eye, and Windritual the orc.

I looted the Crown of Lazeesod, the Crown of Notwellknown, the Axe of Mentalrant, the Armour of Twins, the Sword of Emoduckie, the Axe of Royalty, the Sword of Weatherguy80, the Dagger of Wonton Mein, the Shield of Computers, the Crown of Nezmet, the Armour of Dreamer , the Amulet of Pinkfloyd63, the Armour of Rubarabadom, the Crown of Chibi Blackie, the Sceptre of Rudezombie, a Figurine of Lusea, the Dagger of Eyeheartnewlife, the Axe of Lackofendorphin, the Amulet of Angelictorment, and 700 gold pieces.

Score: 1125

Explore the Dungeon of Glowing Dragon and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...
glowing_dragon: (Crazy-Eyed Bear)
[livejournal.com profile] lilaznffairy421 and I have decided to see if we can reach the maximum number of comments on a post, which is currently set at 5000. (I guess the previous limit of 60,000-something was way too much.. probably caused the servers to crash, burn, and explode!)

We're not members of [livejournal.com profile] _commentwhores, so no worries there. If you want to help us reach that comment limit on this post, go ahead! (I thought of not allowing anyone else to comment, but that didn't promote a spirit of togetherness)

It will be interesting to see how long this takes, so the post will be dated. Whoever first leaves a comment, please date it. If we ever get to 5000 on the post, date the last one if you remember!

Leave any comments you like on any topic, but remember: I have full veto power, and I can delete anything I choose to. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *evil grin*

By the way: please include a subject line when starting a new thread in the comments section. It makes my job of sifting through emails so much easier. :D


Edit on Wednesday, 2 February 2005 @ 10:50 PM We're done! Yay! :D For Farrah's friends who want to see this for themselves, it's now public. ;)

Edit on Tuesday, 31 May 2011 @ 8:05 PM [livejournal.com profile] matt1993 wants to get this up to the newer limit of 10,000 comments.

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