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I had a dream where my Discord UK friend Red and his wife Mrs. Weird had a LOT of kids (possibly on Duggar / Radford level with 20 or 22 kids?!) in an exchange with the other side of the world, and some older kids smoked, and it was snowing, and someone hid a chocolate square in my red toque.


From Julie M. and Amazon: Suuuuuuure this is a "back massager"... it looks like a sex toy, not really a dildo!




From Julie M. and Amazon: Jaxton is a name on a dinosaur Christmas 2019 stocking?!




From James: I'm this old that I remember when K-Mart and Little Caesar's existed! K-Mart even had a café!




From Engrish: Please do not empty your dog here.

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Precious Orji?!




From Julie: Ja'Wanah?! APOSTROPHE!




From Julie: Dujuan?!




From Julie: Tasha is obviously fine, but Lazenda?!




From Julie: Jaxon?!




From Nope and John's True Crime Group: If you can name all eight of these serial killers, you need counselling. Ted Bundy, David Berkowitz, Jeffrey Dahmer, Richard Ramirez, John Wayne Gacy, Dennis Rader, Edmund Kemper, and Gary Ridgway.

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After COFFEE TIME, I left for FYI Doctors at 2:10 in the rain. The 407 bus had to load a wheelchair, which didn't help! As for my appointments and tests, it took TWO HOURS for the testing and looking at the glasses! Summary of eye exam: "Try to look elsewhere while we put this bright light RIGHT in front of your face!" Later, I went to London Drugs to buy letter and number stickers for me and Fraser / on-sale Jack Link's Peppered Beef Jerky for Jerky Day / on-sale Bucha kombucha tea (Blood Orange and Guava Mango) before going home at 5:05 on another 407. Also, Josephine Uy - who looks worse and more bent over than the last time I saw her - recognized me at London Drugs.


Bucha kombucha tea: Blood Orange, Grapefruit Sage, Guava Mango, and Raspberry Pomegranate!




Jack Link's Peppered Beef Steak Jerky!




Sir'Zion Dance?!




From Julie: Thuvan Masson?!




From Julie: Shyanne?! Was Cheyenne too hard to spell?! I'd avoid "shy Anne" because it's RIGHT THERE!




From Julie: Contessa?!




From Julie: Jaxon?!




From Wesley and FAMILY FEUD: Yo'Shieba?! YO, SHEBA!

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It's Good Friday today! That always makes me think of the time when my siblings and I were joking around about it being Good Friday the 13th, and Dad didn't like it much - OH WELL. :D


My ex-friend Daniel M. sent this to me last year: Good Friday the 13th with Jesus AND Jason Voorhees! GENIUS!




From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 42!




From Julie: Daxten?! I think Hattie is fine, though.

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Sabrina said that the Shark Club is across the street from Stadium Skytrain station (and should be busy after the game), said that there wasn't any snow where she was, and then said that she was staying home because of her dog's health. Very understandable! I appreciated what she said, of course. If I can meet Kathy and Aaron as well as John and Eve, that will be great!


Compulsively-Late Churchgoers! Turn back your clock Saturday night to avoid the horror of arriving EARLY to church!




From Not Always Right: Jarred Moyer?! This is why you don't spell JARED with two Rs! It will look like your son lives in a jar! See jarred pickles, jarred pasta sauce, etc.




From Not Always Right: Jaxx Fox?! He's a furry, too...




From Not Always Right: Kabe Stewart?! Unfortunately, he's also a furry...

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I got most of these from The Blog of Funny Names!


Justice Cunningham?!




Cre'von Lashaad Leblanc?! Reminds me of a craving or shrimp since the French word for "shrimp" is CREVETTE...




Manti Te'o?!




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