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- 1,
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- 420,
- 69,
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- airport,
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- alison,
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- alliteration,
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- anarchism,
- and,
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- april,
- at,
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- australia,
- b,
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- ball and chain,
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- bean sprouts,
- beefheart,
- beer,
- beers,
- being a ho,
- belated,
- belated birthday wishes,
- belated birthdays,
- bells,
- benjamin,
- between the breasts,
- big,
- billion,
- billions,
- birthday,
- birthday buddies,
- birthday cakes,
- birthday cards,
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- birthday dinners,
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- birthday emails,
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- birthday girl,
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- brighouse,
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- buddy,
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- burning,
- burrard,
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- c,
- caffeine,
- calling,
- canada,
- canada post,
- candy,
- candy corn,
- caramel,
- caramel apple,
- caramels,
- cards,
- carrying it around,
- cartoon,
- cartoons,
- carving some steak,
- cash,
- catching up,
- characters,
- cherries,
- cherry,
- chongqing,
- christmas,
- christmas tree,
- chrystal,
- cinnamon,
- circles,
- clapping,
- clapton,
- cocaine,
- coffee,
- coke,
- colorado,
- coming,
- companies,
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- conor,
- corey,
- corn,
- cotton candy,
- covering,
- cranky,
- crazy big root beer float,
- crispy,
- curry,
- customization,
- d,
- daisy mae,
- deanna baker,
- death,
- debit,
- debit card,
- december,
- difference,
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- different,
- dinners,
- dirty,
- dirty minds,
- dirty sex talk,
- discoveries,
- dix,
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- done,
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- double,
- dressing,
- drugs,
- dwcorey,
- dying,
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- e,
- early morning,
- early mornings,
- ease,
- easy,
- eating,
- einstein's theory of relativity,
- elves,
- emily,
- emily c.,
- emily choi,
- emptiness,
- empty,
- endless,
- energy drink,
- energy drinks,
- enough,
- eric,
- eric clapton,
- errands,
- errol hui,
- ethan,
- ethan t.,
- evan,
- ever and a day,
- ex-boyfriends,
- ex-friends,
- ex-lepers,
- exes,
- experts,
- extreme,
- eyes,
- f,
- facebook,
- falling,
- fast,
- fat,
- february,
- fighting,
- fights,
- first,
- first names,
- fisherman's friends,
- fizzer,
- flamsterette,
- flamsterette_x,
- flip-flops,
- floating,
- floats,
- food,
- foreverguardian,
- former,
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- founders,
- founding,
- frankenstein,
- frankenstein's monster,
- fried chicken,
- friend,
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- frost,
- fuck,
- fuck you,
- g,
- gatherings,
- geffen records,
- generators,
- george thorogood,
- getting too dirty for him,
- getting up in the morning,
- gilbert,
- ginger,
- girl,
- girl scout,
- girls,
- giving,
- god,
- going down,
- going out,
- going out alone,
- good,
- gordon,
- grace,
- green,
- green curry,
- grumpiness,
- gum,
- guys,
- h,
- halloween,
- hamsters,
- hand sanitizer,
- handling,
- happy,
- happy birthday,
- hash,
- having coffee,
- having sex,
- head,
- hey,
- history,
- hockey,
- holidays,
- hooters,
- horse-driven carriages,
- horseshoe bay,
- horseshoe bay ferry terminal,
- hot sauce,
- hot sauces,
- i,
- ian cullis,
- illegal,
- illegal drugs,
- impossibilities,
- impossibility,
- in,
- incomplete davis-greenstein orientation,
- increases,
- inserting an lj-cut for you,
- inside,
- inside him,
- it,
- it was just an eye,
- it would be a strain,
- j,
- jalapeno,
- jalapeno peppers,
- jalapenos,
- january,
- jasmine,
- jeffrey,
- jim,
- jimmy,
- jokes,
- jolly rancher fruit chews,
- julie,
- julie m.,
- julie s.,
- julie709,
- july,
- june,
- jungles,
- k,
- keeping,
- kelli,
- kfc,
- killing,
- killing self,
- knocking,
- kurt cobain,
- l,
- last,
- last names,
- ldr,
- leaf,
- letters,
- lichtenstein,
- light,
- lights,
- like,
- limits,
- lj-cuts,
- london drugs,
- long-distance,
- long-distance boyfriends,
- long-distance girlfriends,
- long-distance guys,
- long-distance people,
- long-distance relationships,
- luggage,
- luke skywalker,
- m,
- mac,
- magazine cutouts,
- magic,
- mail,
- mailing,
- mailing a bunch at once,
- mailing christmas cards,
- mailing crap out,
- mailing it last week,
- mailing it soon,
- mailing postcards,
- mailing stuff,
- mailing stuff out,
- mailing things out,
- mall,
- malls,
- man,
- march,
- marijuana,
- mario tokes a doobie,
- martin,
- marzipan,
- mascots,
- masturbation,
- may,
- me,
- meat,
- meats,
- melia,
- men,
- menu,
- menus,
- micah,
- michael,
- microwave ovens,
- microwaves,
- microwaving,
- mike,
- mike t.,
- mine,
- minesweeper,
- minor,
- minors,
- mittens,
- money,
- monster,
- monsters,
- moon,
- moons,
- more,
- mouth,
- mouths,
- moving,
- my ex-friends,
- n,
- name generators,
- names,
- navel lint,
- nearby,
- neonrose5,
- nephew,
- nephews,
- never,
- new words,
- nicholas,
- no,
- noisyevergleam,
- not a fatty,
- november,
- nuggets,
- nuts,
- nyala,
- o,
- obscurity,
- october,
- of,
- oh god i'm santa claus,
- old boyfriends,
- old ladies,
- olympics,
- one year,
- ontario,
- orgasms,
- out,
- over,
- owen,
- p,
- packing,
- pacman,
- pants,
- parsnip,
- patrick,
- penis,
- penises,
- pennsylvania,
- people,
- phil,
- phil y.,
- philadelphia,
- pho,
- pho meals,
- pho smell,
- photo posts,
- photos,
- picture posts,
- pictures,
- pipes,
- plans,
- poppycock,
- portuguese,
- post office,
- post office blues,
- post offices,
- posterity,
- power,
- powers,
- promiscuity,
- prostitutes,
- psychic,
- pubic hairs,
- puff,
- puffs,
- pumpkin,
- pumpkins,
- push,
- pushing,
- q,
- quarters,
- r,
- rammstein,
- relatives,
- remembering,
- replacements,
- richard nixon,
- richmond,
- richmond centre,
- risk of falling out window,
- robson / burrard,
- rolleyes,
- rolling stones,
- room,
- root beer float,
- rub eyepatch,
- rubbing,
- running errands,
- s,
- sackie,
- sam,
- santa,
- santa or his elves,
- saving,
- saying,
- scaring people,
- scissors,
- scratch my itchy balls,
- second cup,
- self,
- senior,
- september,
- seven,
- sex,
- sexual intercourse,
- sexy,
- shampoo bars,
- shards of glass,
- shards of ice,
- shoe,
- shoes,
- shopping,
- short posts,
- sides,
- signs,
- sinking,
- skytrain,
- skytrain station,
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- skytrains,
- slices,
- sluts,
- smokey mountain spaghetti / meatballs,
- smoky rooms,
- some,
- soup,
- soups,
- sparkles,
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- speed,
- spending,
- spending money,
- spliffs,
- spring,
- station,
- stations,
- steak,
- steaks,
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- stephanie,
- sticks,
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- stoners,
- streets,
- success,
- suicide,
- suicides,
- suitcases,
- support,
- surnames,
- surprises,
- surrey_sucks,
- swallowing,
- t,
- tags,
- tap on the shoulder,
- tendon,
- tendons,
- terminally borked,
- test,
- testicles,
- testing,
- tests,
- the,
- the buggles,
- the internet,
- the pixies,
- thinking,
- times,
- tips,
- tits,
- to,
- toast,
- toasters,
- tommy chan,
- too-perky commercials,
- tourists,
- trees,
- tripe,
- trips,
- troll,
- trolls,
- truth,
- truths,
- turning around,
- twice,
- twinkling,
- twists,
- two,
- type of joint,
- u,
- uncle peter,
- up,
- up early,
- upcoming plans,
- upcoming toronto trip,
- upcoming trips,
- updates,
- v,
- vegetarian,
- very perky and friendly,
- victoria,
- vietnamese coffee,
- violence,
- violent,
- virgin,
- virginity,
- virgins,
- w,
- waking up,
- waking up early,
- walking,
- want,
- wanting,
- wants,
- warm,
- warmth,
- water,
- waterfront,
- we,
- websites,
- weed,
- welcome,
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- what,
- whores,
- why,
- will,
- wind,
- window,
- window_seat,
- windows,
- wishes,
- wishing,
- wishing him a happy birthday,
- wishing me a happy birthday,
- woman,
- women,
- wooyeah,
- words,
- workers,
- working in their copper mines,
- world of warcraft,
- wow,
- x,
- xmas,
- y,
- year,
- yearly reflections,
- yearly service pins,
- years,
- you,
- you are not serious,
- you oughta know,
- young,
- your,
- yvr,
- z,
- ziploc bags,
- zippers,
- zipping
Stoner Elf Name! / ChristmasFlamHam! / Suitcases! / Chrystal Xmas / Dirty jokes!
DIRTY JOKES!
How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating.
( Dirty jokes from Red's Twitch stream! )
After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 6:55 on a 401 to meet Chrystal at the Broadway London Drugs. Good thing I left early since the next Waterfront train was out of service at what HAD BEEN a surprisingly empty Brighouse Station! There was some guy clapping like a seal on the bus and at the station - thank goodness he wasn't in my train car! I got to London Drugs at 7:30, and was happy that there was no lineup at the post office so I could mail Corey and Julie's cards. However, I got a postal worker who was grumpy as fuck: I have NEVER been told that I shouldn't write anything in the corner of the envelope, otherwise the stamp would obscure the destination address! Fuck you, random guy!
Chrystal and I went to Pho Extreme Xe Lua: #17 and #1 it was! SPECIAL! We talked about her nephews Ethan (4) and Ethan (1 and a bit), Ayler, Hiero, Beckett discovering new words and the door, Beckett being "smart" by banging his head on the hardwood floor to delay Harmony's leaving for a school meeting, Beckett being really smart by putting all his molecule balls on the far windowsill so he can play with those and look at the reflected lights across the street at the same time (I left him to do that for a minute - he's fine and preoccupied), my broken suitcase, my replacement suitcase, my upcoming trip, and her just doing family things at home this holiday season. Angus and Melia and Phil and Grace have their own families now, and it would be pretty huge to have a family gathering! I got home at 9:05 on a 407, which is pretty good for leaving at 8:30. (Chrystal bused home again!)
Pho Xe Lua # 17 with Chrystal as a pre-Xmas 2019 dinner: Steak, flank, tendon, tripe, and fatty flank!
Right after Halloween, I was ChristmasFlamHam in Shiwa's Discord server!
From Tommy Chong: What's Your Stoner Elf Name? Mine is Smokey Jingletokes! Mike would be Buddy Evergreens! My ex-friend Jimmy would be Danky Sparklepipe!
Borked Heys suitcase which came with a busted zipper and an almost-impossible push handle...
Successfully packed replacement carry-on American Tourister suitcase with enough room for ALL my stuff, a working zipper, and a much simpler non-push handle! Way easier to maneuver on transit, too! My parents should have just lent me this one in the first place, then I wouldn't have had to store the first one in a weird way so I wouldn't have had to push the handle down every time I wanted to access it. *rolleyes*
How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating.
( Dirty jokes from Red's Twitch stream! )
After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 6:55 on a 401 to meet Chrystal at the Broadway London Drugs. Good thing I left early since the next Waterfront train was out of service at what HAD BEEN a surprisingly empty Brighouse Station! There was some guy clapping like a seal on the bus and at the station - thank goodness he wasn't in my train car! I got to London Drugs at 7:30, and was happy that there was no lineup at the post office so I could mail Corey and Julie's cards. However, I got a postal worker who was grumpy as fuck: I have NEVER been told that I shouldn't write anything in the corner of the envelope, otherwise the stamp would obscure the destination address! Fuck you, random guy!
Chrystal and I went to Pho Extreme Xe Lua: #17 and #1 it was! SPECIAL! We talked about her nephews Ethan (4) and Ethan (1 and a bit), Ayler, Hiero, Beckett discovering new words and the door, Beckett being "smart" by banging his head on the hardwood floor to delay Harmony's leaving for a school meeting, Beckett being really smart by putting all his molecule balls on the far windowsill so he can play with those and look at the reflected lights across the street at the same time (I left him to do that for a minute - he's fine and preoccupied), my broken suitcase, my replacement suitcase, my upcoming trip, and her just doing family things at home this holiday season. Angus and Melia and Phil and Grace have their own families now, and it would be pretty huge to have a family gathering! I got home at 9:05 on a 407, which is pretty good for leaving at 8:30. (Chrystal bused home again!)
Pho Xe Lua # 17 with Chrystal as a pre-Xmas 2019 dinner: Steak, flank, tendon, tripe, and fatty flank!
Right after Halloween, I was ChristmasFlamHam in Shiwa's Discord server!
From Tommy Chong: What's Your Stoner Elf Name? Mine is Smokey Jingletokes! Mike would be Buddy Evergreens! My ex-friend Jimmy would be Danky Sparklepipe!
Borked Heys suitcase which came with a busted zipper and an almost-impossible push handle...
Successfully packed replacement carry-on American Tourister suitcase with enough room for ALL my stuff, a working zipper, and a much simpler non-push handle! Way easier to maneuver on transit, too! My parents should have just lent me this one in the first place, then I wouldn't have had to store the first one in a weird way so I wouldn't have had to push the handle down every time I wanted to access it. *rolleyes*
