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The Canucks played the Flyers at 7 tonight, and won 5-1! WOO! Take THAT, Jimmy!
From Julie: A sanitary douche! Like she said, "When he's an asshole, but only a little bit"! What a nozzle!
From my UNCLE JOHN'S ACTUAL AND FACTUAL Bathroom Reader #31: The head chef for the Norwegian Olympic team was named Stale Johansen?! Luckily, they were able to return the 13,500 unwanted eggs!
From Julie: A sanitary douche! Like she said, "When he's an asshole, but only a little bit"! What a nozzle!
From my UNCLE JOHN'S ACTUAL AND FACTUAL Bathroom Reader #31: The head chef for the Norwegian Olympic team was named Stale Johansen?! Luckily, they were able to return the 13,500 unwanted eggs!
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