glowing_dragon | Entries tagged with mess

The Canucks played the Sharks tonight at 7, and lost 4-2... San Jose had TWO empty-net goals?!

Spotted on my local mall's Facebook page for Christmas 2015: Some people were really hyped for STAR WARS, and got the Richmond Centre Santa and Mrs. Claus to join in with lightsabers!

From Julie M., Whisper, and Introvert Spring: I am that person that will play with the dog at a party.

From Countdown to Christmas for Christmas 2013: What Is Your Snowman Name? Bling Bling Glitter Bottom?!

Current Mood: pissed off
Current Location: home
Current Music: Crash Test Dummies, "Superman's Song"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3976101.html

Not-so-dear random and selfish Dreamwidth user: My journal tags are for ME and MY CONVENIENCE, not for whoever else happens to stumble across my journal. I don't care about a random user searching for stuff about movies. YOU are the rude one for suggesting that my tags should be for anyone and everyone. Also, that entry had 169 tags, not 100. If you're going to complain, do it right.

No, it does NOT mess with the functionality of the site!

From Monkey Punch and Melissa: World's greatest farter mug for Father's Day!

Brace yourselves: Single moms are coming to claim Father's Day.

From Global News on April 30, 2019: Metro Vancouver has a pair of mascots called Pee and Poo! Watch what you flush!

Current Mood: productive
Current Location: home
Current Music: Peter Gabriel, "Exposure"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3907472.html

From Sara H. and Tumblr: Things that English speakers know about English word order, but don't know we know! I definitely sent this to Corey on Discord as soon as I saw it posted on my wall on Facebook!

BurntCopper posts a photo. "Adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: Opinion-size-age-shape-color-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest, you'll sound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before color, green great dragons can't exist."

WindyCityTeacher: "Whoa! What?!"

Ice-Light-Red: "That is profound. I noticed this by accident when asked about adjectives by a Japanese student. She translated something from Japanese like BROWN BIG CAT, and I corrected her. When she asked me why, I bluescreened."

Current Mood: content
Current Location: home
Current Music: Metallica, "Nothing Else Matters"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3869800.html

From Cuya's Discord server: 420 (April 20, 2019) is in 69 days from February 10, 2019!

From Julie: Putting on rubber gloves alone? Perfection! Putting on rubber gloves in front of others? Oh look, it's now a mess!

From MAURY: Arica says she found a tooth in her house that Michael can't explain. BAD SPELLING OF ERICA!

Snowy view from outside my window tonight - even the construction vehicles are covered in snow!

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: home
Current Music: the Clash, "Julie's Been Working For The Drug Squad"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3864688.html

The Canucks played the Flyers at 7 tonight, and won 5-1! WOO! Take THAT, Jimmy!

From Julie: A sanitary douche! Like she said, "When he's an asshole, but only a little bit"! What a nozzle!

From my UNCLE JOHN'S ACTUAL AND FACTUAL Bathroom Reader #31: The head chef for the Norwegian Olympic team was named Stale Johansen?! Luckily, they were able to return the 13,500 unwanted eggs!

Current Mood: cheerful
Current Location: home
Current Music: Phone Losers of America, "Fred Meyer Shoplifting Employee"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3844897.html

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:05 on a 414 to see Rachel at The Caring Place, then I took the next buses to be home at 3:45. AWESOME AND BOUNDARY TALKING!

Salsa and Fassad are fighting a Barrel Man in Castle Osohe's basement in MOTHER 3. Fassad is thinking about Western-style clothing in battle - WHY?!

From Julie: Angeliegha Stewart?! Angel, Angela, Angelia, Angelie, and Angelique would all have been acceptable alternatives to this mess of Scrabble tiles...

Current Mood: indescribable
Current Location: home
Current Music: Flaming Genitals, "Wood"
Crossposts: https://glowing-dragon.livejournal.com/3836228.html

I went to the pharmacy next door to see if I could get my prescription filled, but Adam says I'll have to wait until tomorrow. Not a big deal, really. The Canucks played the Ducks at 7 tonight, and won 4-1.

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 39!

While the Happy Box delivery is on in MOTHER 3, Salsa talks to Jill, Brenda, and Lisa at the Tazmily Village square. Brenda says, "You stink like a monkey..." WELL, HE IS A MONKEY! :P