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From Reddit on Oct. 23, 2018: No, EricaT713, we do NOT call our vagina a "cuckoo"! I can understand euphemisms and have used them myself, but CUCKOO?! Even "cooch" would be more understandable, although I don't use that one!

From Reddit on April 12, 2018: No, EricaT713, VAGINAS ARE NOT CUCKOOS!


From Reddit on Oct. 23, 2018: No, EricaT713, we do NOT call our vagina a "cuckoo"! I can understand euphemisms and have used them myself, but CUCKOO?! Even "cooch" would be more understandable, although I don't use that one!

From Reddit on April 12, 2018: No, EricaT713, VAGINAS ARE NOT CUCKOOS!

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These are all the enemies I could find in SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE.
I used this walkthrough as a guide. Thanks, BSulphur!
This walkthrough helped me through the game; thanks, KeyBlade999!
Use the lute in the Temple of Chaos by facing the stone slab and pressing A.
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These are all the enemies I could find in SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE.
I used this walkthrough as a guide. Thanks, BSulphur!
This walkthrough helped me through the game; thanks, KeyBlade999!
Use the lute in the Temple of Chaos by facing the stone slab and pressing A.
Codes for the game on BSFree.
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Koopa

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