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glowing_dragonHAPPY NEW YEAR AND 2020, EVERYONE! NEW YEAR, NEW DECADE!
FINALLY HOME AFTER A FLIGHT! I left the house with Steph after thumping my suitcase up the stairs from the guestroom, hugged the kids, and Steph noticed Havarti was sad because she knows what a suitcase means. We drove 45 minutes to the airport; why WOULD she take a $20 or $30 toll road to save one minute?! I hugged her goodbye, then got selected for a pat-down because I accidentally left my phone in my pocket. UGH! At least a kind employee got me a zoomer to go all the way to my YYZ gate after the elevator! The flight itself was uneventful - I was seated in front with the babies and children, but played with my new friend, the year-old baby boy next to me.
White Eric picked me up as advertised after I landed at 2 today. Wow, time change! Haha. I had to walk the length and breadth of YVR because the outside exit for domestic arrivals was all the way at the front. Sweating for sure! I was home by 3, and everything seemed okay, but THE MICE MANAGED TO CHEW THROUGH THE STEEL WOOL IN THE BATHROOM?! YUCK!
At 12 AM the night before New Year's Eve, it will be Ramones time. It will be 2020, 24 hours to go. I wanna be sedated!
From The Onett Times: Happy Blue Year!
From Not Always Right: Dilbert says, "I have now officially lost all faith in human intelligence."
Quandae Shanoah Stewart?!
T&T salmon poke bowl and Starbucks Cold Brew for an early pre-flight lunch!
Totem mask at YVR.
Totem fish at YVR.
Ultima Medical Clinic, which reminds me of the FINAL FANTASY magic spell.
Christmas tree!
First Nations artwork on Level 1.
A big totem pole!
43C, an aisle seat on the plane!
Bistro time for a price on your credit card!
Barf bag, which I didn't need.
Air Canada safety instructions.
Enroute, the in-flight magazine.
I sipped a quarter of the in-flight free apple juice after eating a few of my Blue Diamond Smokehouse almonds.
Landed safely at YYZ at 11:25 PM local time after three flight cancellations and delays on the 19th!
I don't remember seeing a lever for the paper towels before. Yes, I washed my hands before taking this photo.
A Christmas reindeer at the very busy baggage claim area. Glad I was able to skip that mess!
This snow accumulated overnight from a very few flakes at 12:30 AM. My nephews put these windows stickers on.
I'm very used to people showing me their balls, Havarti...
You need at least six different lotions and skin creams to survive out on the East Coast...
Fraser and Henry have their very own Christmas tree!
I'm helping Fraser practice his writing and alphabet skills!
I'm watching Fraser use his imagination for Lego towers.
Smoked salmon eggs Benedict for brunch at Cora's with Gianluca and Karen Grace on the 21st!
My mom cannot resist Havarti hoping for treats and leftover food.
Fraser wants Santa to stop by his room.
Henry's police car and police sailboat plus trucks!
Henry working on his Duplo tower building skills.
Henry's Duplo barn plane creation!
Playtime with Cousin Sammy! CRASH BANG BOOM!
Canucks ornament for the Christmas tree, with a little stocking for Fraser!
Early Christmas dinner with the cousins, aunts, uncles, and Grandma!
Fraser got TOILET TROUBLE for Christmas 2019, hahaha!
SMELLY SOCKS and an assembled toilet... yay!
Pumpkin pie and turtle cheesecake!
Late-night Two-Bite cranberry white chocolate shortbread? Yum!
ROAR! We have a dinosaur protecting the kitchen!
I have a frog protecting my Kawartha candy cane ice cream!
Kawartha candy cane ice cream!
Pirate ship and HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!
Cauliflower and turkey bites with Garlic Parmesan and Buffalo sauces!
Greek spinach cheese phyllo and spring rolls!
A new Christmas 2019 gift: The Ultimate Book of Vehicles!
Ice Cream Counter and the recycling truck!
Merry Christmas, Baby Shark! STICKERS!
Muskoka Brewery cream ale in the green can!
Lake of Bays Twilight Noir coffee stout - YUM!
Muskoka Brewery Middle of Noir blackcurrant beer! YUM!
Lagershed Original beer for adventurous mouths!
Havarti and her new chew toy.
Thanks for funding my next trip to Boston Pizza with this $25 gift card, Ruth!
Hot Wheels loop-de-loop track!
Wow! Look at this racetrack with a spider, a helicopter, and dinosaurs!
That's a lot of ice cream, Fraser! This was before the shop "closed for the winter."
Gingerbread barn with a pig and a sheep!
Gingerbread Kid!
A Ferris wheel made from gingerbread!
The recycling truck turned into an ice cream truck!
900 Legos!
Fraser's Lego typewriter, Henry's Lego house, and a little person!
Florida 500 garage on the racetrack!
This racetrack is from CARS 3 with the Tow-mator and Lightning McQueen!
Lasagna and cheesy garlic bread for Christmas 2019 dinner!
Boxing Day breakfast is buttered toast, spinach, eggs, water, and coffee!
My sister made all the Lego creations from the catalog!
Havarti wanted to cuddle with me on the couch while watching PETE THE CAT!
Pirate flag, Lego ice cream sundae with cherry on top, and a dinosaur Camelbak water bottle!
10 LITTLE SNOWMEN and GIRAFFES CAN'T DANCE!
Told you that it was 900 pieces of classic Lego!
PAW PATROL fire engine!
Smoothie time!
Safari sticker book for Christmas 2019!
Super Space sticker book for Christmas 2019 with a bonus MOO flap book!
Beef, spinach, rice, Trader Joe's chili lime powder, and tomatillo green salsa for dinner!
Tomatillo green salsa, Tostitos medium red salsa, and Trader Joe's chili lime powder!
Gingerbread barn with a rooster, peppermint, cow, sheep, and a pig!
TROUBLE WITH TROLLS at the library!
ICE DRAGON: LEGEND OF THE BLUE DAISIES at the library!
Henry playing with Cranky the Crane at the library!
Fraser and Henry learning about touchscreens and computer technology through games and a colorful keyboard!
Lunchtime: Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, rice cakes, Lipton chicken noodle soup (not pictured), and homemade squash pork bone soup!
Chinese food for dinner like my parents, part 1: Two boxes of chicken balls and red sauce!
Chinese food for dinner, part 2: Beef, broccoli, carrots, green peas, and shrimp fried rice!
Chinese food for dinner, part 3: Chicken, broccoli, noodles, celery, and orange peppers!
Chinese food for dinner, part 4: Orange sauces, soy sauces, and a fortune cookie!
My portion of the Chinese food with a spring roll... yum!
Hard at work with Duplo!
A tall tower made out of honey graham crackers!
Uncle Brad bought this Demo Duke truck, and the boys find everything hilarious! Crashing it into the wall, the voice saying "Ouch!", the Mohawk farting at you if you move it around, and the toy "falling asleep" by snoring if you leave it alone for a minute or two.
Lego bin for organization by color!
Sign at Mike and Sandy's: This wine is making me awesome!
Limited edition Candy Cane Viva Puffs and a pepperoni / mushroom / hot pepper "pizza" from my nephews' new Christmas toy!
Henry and Fraser playing "store" with Grandpa Mike's spice collection!
Mike and Sandy's Christmas tree with lots of Christmas presents for the 2019 edition of the gift exchange game!
Christmas lunch at Mike and Sandy's: Sausage, French toast bake, fruit salad topped with lemon yogurt and cappuccino yogurt, cocktail shrimp, a croissant, and a cinnamon bun!
Napkins: Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Fraser and Henry got pirate treasure boxes with real loot inside! Chocolate coins and real money!
Henry, Brad, William, and Shaun waiting to see what happens next during the Christmas gift exchange game.
Remember when snow on your TV was a bad thing? This snow globe TV is GOOD!
Nicole's gargoyle and Henry's school bus with people inside!
Mike and Sandy's candleabra with a decorative Christmas tree!
Aunt Carrie and Aunt Nancy's tortière: French meat pie!
Mimosa time!
Orange juice and Cordon Noir Freixnet champagne equal one mimosa.
I found a tub with mermaids in the bathroom!
Ultros the octopus is also in the bathroom!
I also found Santa in the bathroom, haha!
A Yeti doorknob cover!
Grandma Joan gave me these USEFUL Toasties slipper socks for Christmas 2019! THANKS! Just what I needed! DO NOT PUT IN DRYER!
Doggy socks with non-slip tread! DO NOT PUT IN DRYER!
Striped Toasties Totes socks with non-slip tread! DO NOT PUT IN THE DRYER!
Close-up view of the Marchand de Modes bag with elegance, style, handbags, and high heels!
My new Marchand de Modes bag, which I got in a trade for whiskey, a knife (so perfect for carrying on an airplane!), and pepperoni sticks.
Dinner: Three slices of real pepperoni pizza on a yellow monkey placemat with a Smarties box.
The Christmas tree here with lights and a star on top!
Fried egg sandwich and coffee in a Tim Horton's Hamilton mug!
Duplo tower on top of the school bus, with Henry in the background!
Picnic time for the boys with Fraser in the background!
A boy and his piano.
A sleepy boy mid-strum on his blue guitar.
This 86 truck "burps" out other toy cars and police dogs!
Courtesy of an Instapot experiment: Roasted beef, carrots, cheesy scalloped potatoes, and candy canes! Not shown: My audience of two nephews and one dog, hahaha!
We have a blue ceramic dog also protecting the kitchen, the map, Cheerios, honey pomelo, and Buck knife!
On December 29, I got a second Reddit silver award and plenty of imaginary Internet karma points by saying "Yum, sand!" in response to LemmeLaroo confusing DESERT with DESSERT!
Fraser as the "Shoppers Drug Mart store manager" with his cash register! Not shown: The intercom changing your voice.
Henry using his imagination to put these toy people on top of a watermelon-blueberry Minute Maid juice box to "swim in the water."
Fraser imagining a Lego man off a "diving board" from his water bottle!
Fraser's huge new raccoon stuffed toy! Havarti doesn't care about being used as a prop.
We also have lots of books on this full bookshelf to entertain us!
Furry animal hat with a scarf and light-up eyes!
Time for a snack after all that reading: Grapes and a mango smoothie!
Henry the Magnet Slime Predator!
Henry: Dear Santa, my brother did it.
More Instapot goodness: Potato, corn, and bacon chowder with garlic and onion!
Guest toilet: The little flusher is for pee, and the bigger one is for poop!
Blueberry Cheerios, blueberries, raspberries, and coffee in the Tim Hortons mug!
We have an aquarium with a fish (Mr. Blue) and a turtle here!
MARIO SLOT MACHINE MAN!
Schneiders European Pepperettes!
We saw a Book Road exit sign on our way to the Canadian Warplane Heritage Museum on New Year's Eve morning.
We also saw a Butter Road exit sign on our way to the Canadian Warplane Heritage Museum on New Year's Eve morning.
Christmas tree at the Canadian Warplane Museum.
Yellow plane at the Canadian Warplane Museum.
Reindeer at the Canadian Warplane Museum.
Fraser's dinosaur bedroom!
Lots of food for the zoo animals!
Big stuffed dinosaur!
Big stuffed dinosaur on the elliptical machine!
Last dinner here and of the decade: Chinese food with sweet and sour pork, chicken fried rice, a spring roll, and beef bean sprouts!
Toy planes from the Canadian Warplane Museum: A silver model with four propellers, and a yellow and orange one!
Croissant, spinach, bacon, and fried eggs!
Helicopter and Chinese takeout sauce.
Found in bathroom: Beware of the wife! My nephews busted me taking this photo.
My sister made me a meal for the plane ride home: An apple, celery, cucumber, orange pepper, ham, and cheese!
Air Canada plane at the Toronto airport.
A no-smoking sign in 2020...
Goodbye, Ontario! It was nice and not too snowy!
I entertained my new friend (the year-old baby next to me) by pointing out all the fluffy clouds!
Pre-flight selfie with my old Santa hat and new Pharmasave reading glasses.
Hey, look! I found Erin on the in-flight map!
In-flight coffee!
Wow, they gave me triple barf bags on the morning flight home!
I was close enough to get a reasonably close photo of an airplane wing from my window!
The descent into Richmond from more clouds!
On the airplane seat: Air Canada is a preferred airline!
Dwyane Wade calls son Zion "she"... WTF?
From John Powell: Warm Butt at a hockey game?!
Santa forgetting to deliver Christmas gifts because he got high on weed cookies!
Toilet Timer from Amazon: FIVE MINUTES!
From James: Some are born to move the world! Danforth and Pape, Neil Peart from RUSH, and drums!
From Julie and Amazon: Bigfoot Ballz sour candies!
From Vanessa: Other Dog's Butthole comic strip!
From John Powell: Brace yourselves! New Year's Resolution posts are coming.
From EXIT Richmond: Dragon Tower Virtual Reality Escape Room! BLUE DRAGON!
From Shannon: When Santa squeezes his fat ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
From Julie M. and Wish: Exquisite gold rose dragon ring!
From Julie: Waitress says "Say when" while grating my cheese. I never say when. The room fills with Parmesan. There are no survivors.
From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Sevannah Cathey?! BAD SPELLING OF SAVANNAH!
From Julie M. and Wish: CREATURE CUPS! DRAGON!
From Julie: When it's December 31 and someone says, "See you next year!" I suppose you think that was incredibly clever.
From Julie: Blue Coble?! Reminds her of blueberry cobbler...
From Sarah G. and Reddit: Last Christmas, I Gayview Mahat. But the very next day, you Gavit Awaii. This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to Sumwun Speshal.
From Classy's Discord server: Kirby says that 2020 will be good.
From Julie and Only in Canada Memes: Happy New Year 2020, eh!
From Julie and a CHIME commercial: Maysi?! BAD SPELLING OF MAISIE!
From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: DeNaya Bryson?!
From Julie: Santa says, "The important thing is that I believe in myself."
FINALLY HOME AFTER A FLIGHT! I left the house with Steph after thumping my suitcase up the stairs from the guestroom, hugged the kids, and Steph noticed Havarti was sad because she knows what a suitcase means. We drove 45 minutes to the airport; why WOULD she take a $20 or $30 toll road to save one minute?! I hugged her goodbye, then got selected for a pat-down because I accidentally left my phone in my pocket. UGH! At least a kind employee got me a zoomer to go all the way to my YYZ gate after the elevator! The flight itself was uneventful - I was seated in front with the babies and children, but played with my new friend, the year-old baby boy next to me.
White Eric picked me up as advertised after I landed at 2 today. Wow, time change! Haha. I had to walk the length and breadth of YVR because the outside exit for domestic arrivals was all the way at the front. Sweating for sure! I was home by 3, and everything seemed okay, but THE MICE MANAGED TO CHEW THROUGH THE STEEL WOOL IN THE BATHROOM?! YUCK!
At 12 AM the night before New Year's Eve, it will be Ramones time. It will be 2020, 24 hours to go. I wanna be sedated!
From The Onett Times: Happy Blue Year!
From Not Always Right: Dilbert says, "I have now officially lost all faith in human intelligence."
Quandae Shanoah Stewart?!
T&T salmon poke bowl and Starbucks Cold Brew for an early pre-flight lunch!
Totem mask at YVR.
Totem fish at YVR.
Ultima Medical Clinic, which reminds me of the FINAL FANTASY magic spell.
Christmas tree!
First Nations artwork on Level 1.
A big totem pole!
43C, an aisle seat on the plane!
Bistro time for a price on your credit card!
Barf bag, which I didn't need.
Air Canada safety instructions.
Enroute, the in-flight magazine.
I sipped a quarter of the in-flight free apple juice after eating a few of my Blue Diamond Smokehouse almonds.
Landed safely at YYZ at 11:25 PM local time after three flight cancellations and delays on the 19th!
I don't remember seeing a lever for the paper towels before. Yes, I washed my hands before taking this photo.
A Christmas reindeer at the very busy baggage claim area. Glad I was able to skip that mess!
This snow accumulated overnight from a very few flakes at 12:30 AM. My nephews put these windows stickers on.
I'm very used to people showing me their balls, Havarti...
You need at least six different lotions and skin creams to survive out on the East Coast...
Fraser and Henry have their very own Christmas tree!
I'm helping Fraser practice his writing and alphabet skills!
I'm watching Fraser use his imagination for Lego towers.
Smoked salmon eggs Benedict for brunch at Cora's with Gianluca and Karen Grace on the 21st!
My mom cannot resist Havarti hoping for treats and leftover food.
Fraser wants Santa to stop by his room.
Henry's police car and police sailboat plus trucks!
Henry working on his Duplo tower building skills.
Henry's Duplo barn plane creation!
Playtime with Cousin Sammy! CRASH BANG BOOM!
Canucks ornament for the Christmas tree, with a little stocking for Fraser!
Early Christmas dinner with the cousins, aunts, uncles, and Grandma!
Fraser got TOILET TROUBLE for Christmas 2019, hahaha!
SMELLY SOCKS and an assembled toilet... yay!
Pumpkin pie and turtle cheesecake!
Late-night Two-Bite cranberry white chocolate shortbread? Yum!
ROAR! We have a dinosaur protecting the kitchen!
I have a frog protecting my Kawartha candy cane ice cream!
Kawartha candy cane ice cream!
Pirate ship and HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!
Cauliflower and turkey bites with Garlic Parmesan and Buffalo sauces!
Greek spinach cheese phyllo and spring rolls!
A new Christmas 2019 gift: The Ultimate Book of Vehicles!
Ice Cream Counter and the recycling truck!
Merry Christmas, Baby Shark! STICKERS!
Muskoka Brewery cream ale in the green can!
Lake of Bays Twilight Noir coffee stout - YUM!
Muskoka Brewery Middle of Noir blackcurrant beer! YUM!
Lagershed Original beer for adventurous mouths!
Havarti and her new chew toy.
Thanks for funding my next trip to Boston Pizza with this $25 gift card, Ruth!
Hot Wheels loop-de-loop track!
Wow! Look at this racetrack with a spider, a helicopter, and dinosaurs!
That's a lot of ice cream, Fraser! This was before the shop "closed for the winter."
Gingerbread barn with a pig and a sheep!
Gingerbread Kid!
A Ferris wheel made from gingerbread!
The recycling truck turned into an ice cream truck!
900 Legos!
Fraser's Lego typewriter, Henry's Lego house, and a little person!
Florida 500 garage on the racetrack!
This racetrack is from CARS 3 with the Tow-mator and Lightning McQueen!
Lasagna and cheesy garlic bread for Christmas 2019 dinner!
Boxing Day breakfast is buttered toast, spinach, eggs, water, and coffee!
My sister made all the Lego creations from the catalog!
Havarti wanted to cuddle with me on the couch while watching PETE THE CAT!
Pirate flag, Lego ice cream sundae with cherry on top, and a dinosaur Camelbak water bottle!
10 LITTLE SNOWMEN and GIRAFFES CAN'T DANCE!
Told you that it was 900 pieces of classic Lego!
PAW PATROL fire engine!
Smoothie time!
Safari sticker book for Christmas 2019!
Super Space sticker book for Christmas 2019 with a bonus MOO flap book!
Beef, spinach, rice, Trader Joe's chili lime powder, and tomatillo green salsa for dinner!
Tomatillo green salsa, Tostitos medium red salsa, and Trader Joe's chili lime powder!
Gingerbread barn with a rooster, peppermint, cow, sheep, and a pig!
TROUBLE WITH TROLLS at the library!
ICE DRAGON: LEGEND OF THE BLUE DAISIES at the library!
Henry playing with Cranky the Crane at the library!
Fraser and Henry learning about touchscreens and computer technology through games and a colorful keyboard!
Lunchtime: Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, rice cakes, Lipton chicken noodle soup (not pictured), and homemade squash pork bone soup!
Chinese food for dinner like my parents, part 1: Two boxes of chicken balls and red sauce!
Chinese food for dinner, part 2: Beef, broccoli, carrots, green peas, and shrimp fried rice!
Chinese food for dinner, part 3: Chicken, broccoli, noodles, celery, and orange peppers!
Chinese food for dinner, part 4: Orange sauces, soy sauces, and a fortune cookie!
My portion of the Chinese food with a spring roll... yum!
Hard at work with Duplo!
A tall tower made out of honey graham crackers!
Uncle Brad bought this Demo Duke truck, and the boys find everything hilarious! Crashing it into the wall, the voice saying "Ouch!", the Mohawk farting at you if you move it around, and the toy "falling asleep" by snoring if you leave it alone for a minute or two.
Lego bin for organization by color!
Sign at Mike and Sandy's: This wine is making me awesome!
Limited edition Candy Cane Viva Puffs and a pepperoni / mushroom / hot pepper "pizza" from my nephews' new Christmas toy!
Henry and Fraser playing "store" with Grandpa Mike's spice collection!
Mike and Sandy's Christmas tree with lots of Christmas presents for the 2019 edition of the gift exchange game!
Christmas lunch at Mike and Sandy's: Sausage, French toast bake, fruit salad topped with lemon yogurt and cappuccino yogurt, cocktail shrimp, a croissant, and a cinnamon bun!
Napkins: Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Fraser and Henry got pirate treasure boxes with real loot inside! Chocolate coins and real money!
Henry, Brad, William, and Shaun waiting to see what happens next during the Christmas gift exchange game.
Remember when snow on your TV was a bad thing? This snow globe TV is GOOD!
Nicole's gargoyle and Henry's school bus with people inside!
Mike and Sandy's candleabra with a decorative Christmas tree!
Aunt Carrie and Aunt Nancy's tortière: French meat pie!
Mimosa time!
Orange juice and Cordon Noir Freixnet champagne equal one mimosa.
I found a tub with mermaids in the bathroom!
Ultros the octopus is also in the bathroom!
I also found Santa in the bathroom, haha!
A Yeti doorknob cover!
Grandma Joan gave me these USEFUL Toasties slipper socks for Christmas 2019! THANKS! Just what I needed! DO NOT PUT IN DRYER!
Doggy socks with non-slip tread! DO NOT PUT IN DRYER!
Striped Toasties Totes socks with non-slip tread! DO NOT PUT IN THE DRYER!
Close-up view of the Marchand de Modes bag with elegance, style, handbags, and high heels!
My new Marchand de Modes bag, which I got in a trade for whiskey, a knife (so perfect for carrying on an airplane!), and pepperoni sticks.
Dinner: Three slices of real pepperoni pizza on a yellow monkey placemat with a Smarties box.
The Christmas tree here with lights and a star on top!
Fried egg sandwich and coffee in a Tim Horton's Hamilton mug!
Duplo tower on top of the school bus, with Henry in the background!
Picnic time for the boys with Fraser in the background!
A boy and his piano.
A sleepy boy mid-strum on his blue guitar.
This 86 truck "burps" out other toy cars and police dogs!
Courtesy of an Instapot experiment: Roasted beef, carrots, cheesy scalloped potatoes, and candy canes! Not shown: My audience of two nephews and one dog, hahaha!
We have a blue ceramic dog also protecting the kitchen, the map, Cheerios, honey pomelo, and Buck knife!
On December 29, I got a second Reddit silver award and plenty of imaginary Internet karma points by saying "Yum, sand!" in response to LemmeLaroo confusing DESERT with DESSERT!
Fraser as the "Shoppers Drug Mart store manager" with his cash register! Not shown: The intercom changing your voice.
Henry using his imagination to put these toy people on top of a watermelon-blueberry Minute Maid juice box to "swim in the water."
Fraser imagining a Lego man off a "diving board" from his water bottle!
Fraser's huge new raccoon stuffed toy! Havarti doesn't care about being used as a prop.
We also have lots of books on this full bookshelf to entertain us!
Furry animal hat with a scarf and light-up eyes!
Time for a snack after all that reading: Grapes and a mango smoothie!
Henry the Magnet Slime Predator!
Henry: Dear Santa, my brother did it.
More Instapot goodness: Potato, corn, and bacon chowder with garlic and onion!
Guest toilet: The little flusher is for pee, and the bigger one is for poop!
Blueberry Cheerios, blueberries, raspberries, and coffee in the Tim Hortons mug!
We have an aquarium with a fish (Mr. Blue) and a turtle here!
MARIO SLOT MACHINE MAN!
Schneiders European Pepperettes!
We saw a Book Road exit sign on our way to the Canadian Warplane Heritage Museum on New Year's Eve morning.
We also saw a Butter Road exit sign on our way to the Canadian Warplane Heritage Museum on New Year's Eve morning.
Christmas tree at the Canadian Warplane Museum.
Yellow plane at the Canadian Warplane Museum.
Reindeer at the Canadian Warplane Museum.
Fraser's dinosaur bedroom!
Lots of food for the zoo animals!
Big stuffed dinosaur!
Big stuffed dinosaur on the elliptical machine!
Last dinner here and of the decade: Chinese food with sweet and sour pork, chicken fried rice, a spring roll, and beef bean sprouts!
Toy planes from the Canadian Warplane Museum: A silver model with four propellers, and a yellow and orange one!
Croissant, spinach, bacon, and fried eggs!
Helicopter and Chinese takeout sauce.
Found in bathroom: Beware of the wife! My nephews busted me taking this photo.
My sister made me a meal for the plane ride home: An apple, celery, cucumber, orange pepper, ham, and cheese!
Air Canada plane at the Toronto airport.
A no-smoking sign in 2020...
Goodbye, Ontario! It was nice and not too snowy!
I entertained my new friend (the year-old baby next to me) by pointing out all the fluffy clouds!
Pre-flight selfie with my old Santa hat and new Pharmasave reading glasses.
Hey, look! I found Erin on the in-flight map!
In-flight coffee!
Wow, they gave me triple barf bags on the morning flight home!
I was close enough to get a reasonably close photo of an airplane wing from my window!
The descent into Richmond from more clouds!
On the airplane seat: Air Canada is a preferred airline!
Dwyane Wade calls son Zion "she"... WTF?
From John Powell: Warm Butt at a hockey game?!
Santa forgetting to deliver Christmas gifts because he got high on weed cookies!
Toilet Timer from Amazon: FIVE MINUTES!
From James: Some are born to move the world! Danforth and Pape, Neil Peart from RUSH, and drums!
From Julie and Amazon: Bigfoot Ballz sour candies!
From Vanessa: Other Dog's Butthole comic strip!
From John Powell: Brace yourselves! New Year's Resolution posts are coming.
From EXIT Richmond: Dragon Tower Virtual Reality Escape Room! BLUE DRAGON!
From Shannon: When Santa squeezes his fat ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
From Julie M. and Wish: Exquisite gold rose dragon ring!
From Julie: Waitress says "Say when" while grating my cheese. I never say when. The room fills with Parmesan. There are no survivors.
From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Sevannah Cathey?! BAD SPELLING OF SAVANNAH!
From Julie M. and Wish: CREATURE CUPS! DRAGON!
From Julie: When it's December 31 and someone says, "See you next year!" I suppose you think that was incredibly clever.
From Julie: Blue Coble?! Reminds her of blueberry cobbler...
From Sarah G. and Reddit: Last Christmas, I Gayview Mahat. But the very next day, you Gavit Awaii. This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to Sumwun Speshal.
From Classy's Discord server: Kirby says that 2020 will be good.
From Julie and Only in Canada Memes: Happy New Year 2020, eh!
From Julie and a CHIME commercial: Maysi?! BAD SPELLING OF MAISIE!
From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: DeNaya Bryson?!
From Julie: Santa says, "The important thing is that I believe in myself."
