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From Reddit on Oct. 23, 2018: No, EricaT713, we do NOT call our vagina a "cuckoo"! I can understand euphemisms and have used them myself, but CUCKOO?! Even "cooch" would be more understandable, although I don't use that one!
From Reddit on April 12, 2018: No, EricaT713, VAGINAS ARE NOT CUCKOOS!
From Reddit on Oct. 23, 2018: No, EricaT713, we do NOT call our vagina a "cuckoo"! I can understand euphemisms and have used them myself, but CUCKOO?! Even "cooch" would be more understandable, although I don't use that one!
From Reddit on April 12, 2018: No, EricaT713, VAGINAS ARE NOT CUCKOOS!
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