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glowing_dragonCOFFEE TIME and another phone intake interview with Jocelyn at CHIMO done as of 11:15 AM!
From Serious Eats and my ex-friend Chris in 2008: Tofucken and Turducken and other interesting meat marriages!
From Joe Bradburn on the Save-On Foods Facebook page on July 7, 2016: "In our house, we refer to turkey burgers as Turgers for reasons pertaining to linguistic efficiency." DISLIKE! I know that portmanteaus are a thing ("Brexit," "Brangelina," etc.), but if you're too lazy to enunciate "TUR-KEY BUR-GERS," what the heck is the matter with you?! Besides, "turgers" could sound like "turds" if you aren't careful, and you sound way too pretentious in your Facebook post anyway.
From Julie: Coronavirus coming to the United States? Here are some Karens with lavender essential oils!
From Serious Eats and my ex-friend Chris in 2008: Tofucken and Turducken and other interesting meat marriages!
From Joe Bradburn on the Save-On Foods Facebook page on July 7, 2016: "In our house, we refer to turkey burgers as Turgers for reasons pertaining to linguistic efficiency." DISLIKE! I know that portmanteaus are a thing ("Brexit," "Brangelina," etc.), but if you're too lazy to enunciate "TUR-KEY BUR-GERS," what the heck is the matter with you?! Besides, "turgers" could sound like "turds" if you aren't careful, and you sound way too pretentious in your Facebook post anyway.
From Julie: Coronavirus coming to the United States? Here are some Karens with lavender essential oils!
