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Uncle Andrew's office called me today to remind me about my dentist appointment on Tuesday. I'm good if it doesn't snow or do anything else fucky or funky! The weather forecast seems promising in that regard, though.


From Wesley and Sticklo: Jack's poop collection from June 2 on a table! Jack: "Whew, finally finished!" Girlfriend: "What the hell are you doing?! It stinks in here!" Jack: "I'm getting my shit together like you told me to!" Girlfriend: "I want you out of the apartment by tonight."




From Julie: This coffee mug says, "I didn't fart. My ass blew you a kiss."




From Facebook: Sparkly rainbow poop emoji!

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