Touching bread with your tongue! / That's why I poisoned you! / Pita Taufatofua

[glowing_dragon]

From George Takei: Do not touch bread with hands. Please use tongue.




From We Love To Laugh and I Love Halloween: My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said in a weak voice, "There's something I must confess." "Shhh," I said. "There's nothing to confess. Everything is all right." "No, I must die in peace," he said. "I had sex with your sister, your best friend, and a co-worker." "I know," I whispered. "That's why I poisoned you... now, close your eyes."




Pita Taufatofua?!