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I called Chrystal at work at 12:30 - to my surprise, she was on reception duty! We made plans for her to treat me to a belated birthday dinner on Friday the 13th; we'll meet at 7-ish at the London Drugs near Broadway Station. Sounds good to me!
A bunch of funny FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF Ability descriptions!
Brawl: Break stools and beer bottles over people's heads. Brawler Level 2 Ability.
Absorb: Steal HP and MP instead of TVs and bicycles. Dragoon Level 2 Ability.
Equip Lances: You can equip lances... and Lance-A-Lot. Dragoon Level 3 Ability.
Dash: Now that autodash is enabled, this ability does nothing at all. Klepto Level 3 Ability.
Gil Toss: Throw Gil at all enemies... make enemies more wealthy. Samurai Level 2 Ability.
Equip Katanas: You can equip Japanese Steel... and kill 88 ninjas! Samurai Level 4 Ability.
Equip Bows: You can equip bows... because guns don't exist yet. Hunter Level 3 Ability.
Go Ape! Go fucking apeshit on the enemy! Hunter Level 4 Ability.
2XWeapon: Double your killing efficiency! Too bad you have only two hands! Ninja Level 5 Ability.
Aim: If you need to use this command to hit the enemy, something is wrong. Hunter Level 2 Ability.
Barrier: Protects you from magic, but only when you're in a lot of pain and want to die anyway. SECRET OF MANA Mage Level 1 Ability.
Mexican: Cast spells with all the power of a can of beans. Mexican Level 6 Ability.
Image: Enemies attack the image instead of you... poor image. :( Ninja Level 2 Ability.
PKMN? Summon a random Pokemon without using MP or Pokeballs. Trainer Level 6 Ability.
Pokemon: Calls your Pokemon into battle! Pikachu, I choose you! Trainer Level 5 Ability.
Health: Good health is something junkies rarely have. Junkie Level 4 Ability.
Drink: Drinking alcohol during battle is generally a bad idea. Junkie Level 3 Ability.
Speed: A Speed pill is all it takes for a fallen comrade to jump back into action! Junkie Level 5 Ability.
Baked: Doubles the effects of drugs and healing items, dude. Junkie Level 1 Ability.
Trippy: Totally trips the enemy out! Raver Level 1 Ability.
Equip Whips: You can equip whips... for use against slaves? Zoophile Level 3 Ability.
I called Chrystal at work at 12:30 - to my surprise, she was on reception duty! We made plans for her to treat me to a belated birthday dinner on Friday the 13th; we'll meet at 7-ish at the London Drugs near Broadway Station. Sounds good to me!
"You Are Not Charismatic" |
 You are not a born performer, and there's a good chance that you are more reserved than most people. What you lack in charisma, you more than make up for in humility and honesty. You are content with who you are. You are not big on seeking the spotlight. You usually prefer spending time alone to shining in a crowd. The kind of socialization you crave tends to be one on one, deep, and authentic. You see beneath the surface. |
A bunch of funny FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF Ability descriptions!
Brawl: Break stools and beer bottles over people's heads. Brawler Level 2 Ability.
Absorb: Steal HP and MP instead of TVs and bicycles. Dragoon Level 2 Ability.
Equip Lances: You can equip lances... and Lance-A-Lot. Dragoon Level 3 Ability.
Dash: Now that autodash is enabled, this ability does nothing at all. Klepto Level 3 Ability.
Gil Toss: Throw Gil at all enemies... make enemies more wealthy. Samurai Level 2 Ability.
Equip Katanas: You can equip Japanese Steel... and kill 88 ninjas! Samurai Level 4 Ability.
Equip Bows: You can equip bows... because guns don't exist yet. Hunter Level 3 Ability.
Go Ape! Go fucking apeshit on the enemy! Hunter Level 4 Ability.
2XWeapon: Double your killing efficiency! Too bad you have only two hands! Ninja Level 5 Ability.
Aim: If you need to use this command to hit the enemy, something is wrong. Hunter Level 2 Ability.
Barrier: Protects you from magic, but only when you're in a lot of pain and want to die anyway. SECRET OF MANA Mage Level 1 Ability.
Mexican: Cast spells with all the power of a can of beans. Mexican Level 6 Ability.
Image: Enemies attack the image instead of you... poor image. :( Ninja Level 2 Ability.
PKMN? Summon a random Pokemon without using MP or Pokeballs. Trainer Level 6 Ability.
Pokemon: Calls your Pokemon into battle! Pikachu, I choose you! Trainer Level 5 Ability.
Health: Good health is something junkies rarely have. Junkie Level 4 Ability.
Drink: Drinking alcohol during battle is generally a bad idea. Junkie Level 3 Ability.
Speed: A Speed pill is all it takes for a fallen comrade to jump back into action! Junkie Level 5 Ability.
Baked: Doubles the effects of drugs and healing items, dude. Junkie Level 1 Ability.
Trippy: Totally trips the enemy out! Raver Level 1 Ability.
Equip Whips: You can equip whips... for use against slaves? Zoophile Level 3 Ability.
