No liquid farts, body! / More than you bargained for! / Will Farrell on sharting

From Ask Ideas: Body, why didn't you tell me that this fart was going to be liquid?!




From Ask Ideas: Ted Cruz is thinking, "When you think you farted, but it's more than you bargained for..."




From Ask Ideas: Will Farrell in ELF is thinking, "When you fart, but it wasn't a fart..."

Tommy being stupidly defensive / Dumbing yourself down and defenestrating idiots

Last night, Tommy was being pretty annoying with his continuous Facebook messages, so I gave him one-word answers till he apparently got the hint. Then he dragged me into a Facebook group chat with Helen and Jimmy at 10:15 PM to talk about Jen and defend her behavior. We weren't too impressed with his excuses and "staying neutral" for a manipulative and defensive and condescending "friend," to say the least! Then I was not happy when Tommy messaged me earlier today by saying that he'd allow me my space, but I could talk anytime I was willing to. What?! I later sent that screenshot to Helen and Jimmy in our own group chat. No, I am not rude for setting boundaries and telling him like it is. Jimmy apparently read everything at work today, at least.


Tommy is stupid!




My new highest-voted Disqus comment, on August 12, 2017 on Not Always Working: Never dumb yourself down for idiots whom you want to defenestrate! 46 points!