The Canucks played the Hurricanes at 7 tonight, and won 3-0 in Markstrom's first NHL career shutout! Then I showered.
From Julie: Look at this fucking bird making pasta. Just look at it, for fuck's sake!

From Reddit: BAESLINE?! Also, "baby girl" is two words and NOT ONE!

What do we want? A cure for Tourettes! When do we want it? Cunt.

From Tumblr and Best Quotes: Apologizing does not mean that you're wrong and the other person is right. It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.

From Julie: Look at this fucking bird making pasta. Just look at it, for fuck's sake!

From Reddit: BAESLINE?! Also, "baby girl" is two words and NOT ONE!

What do we want? A cure for Tourettes! When do we want it? Cunt.

From Tumblr and Best Quotes: Apologizing does not mean that you're wrong and the other person is right. It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.
