Josephus Eggelletion?! / I don't like the thing! Okay. / Sephora makeup bag!

I woke up at 8 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT!


Josephus Eggelletion?!




From Reddit: Man yells, "I DON'T LIKE THING." An angel comes down from heaven with a note for him: "Okay."




From Reddit on August 2, 2015: You wouldn't have accidentally dropped your Sephora makeup bag if you'd had a good grip on it, HootingAngie! While I can empathize with losing money (and with stupid bus drivers), that's why you put it in a bigger bag first BEFORE running for the bus!

Canucks bracelet! / Strongth welling in your body / OCARINA OF TIME environments

Julie S. reminded me via Facebook chat to check my mail for the thing she sent me. So I did, and discovered a small box. I got a card with cherries on it, a Canucks-themed bracelet, and various lion / giraffe / elephant / seal / fox / bear / cat / Leonardo / Michaelangelo / Donatello / Raphael / Snow White / Cinderella / Disney stickers from Julie in the mail today in a Paul Newman's Organic Popcorn box - THANKS! :D

I also found a photo of the bracelet online by Googling "Canucks metal bracelet," too! WHEE!


Bracelet in Canucks colors!




From GHOSTS AND GOBLINS: Being the wise and COURAGDOUR knight that you are, you feel STRONGTH welling in your body. Return to starting point. Challenge again!




From ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME: Typo alert! "The immersive storyline and ENIVIRONMENTS draw players into an amazing 3D world."

Tennyson Jacobson, a toilet seat as a dinner plate, XKCD comic on baby names

From CrimeInc8 and YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: Tennyson Jacobson?!




My dad uses a toilet seat to put his plate on while he watches TV.




From Matt A.: An XKCD comic (#1011) on baby names! "13 Names for daughter: Ponzi, Eeemily, Fire Fire, Chipotla, Astamouthe, Eggsperm, [sound of record scratch], Parsley, Hot'n'Juicy Ann, Ovari, Friendly, Sean (pronounced SEEN), Joyst..." #2 reminds me of when my ex Korey wanted to name our kids Koreeeey and Leslieeeee because it would be "cool." NO!