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glowing_dragonThe FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to Surgate Ghetto. The soldiers ask them who they are. "Galuf Halm Baldesion. I believe you have six warrants for my arrest." Apparently, criminals are treated like royalty there, but they still hate Jews like Faris!
The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library inside Surgate Ghetto, and starts examining the library shelves. "Dungeons and Dragons" "Chasms and Crawlers" "Mazes and Minotaurs" "Tunnels and Trolls"
The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library inside Surgate Ghetto, and starts examining the library shelves. "Women Tzepish has Slain: A Brochure" "Women that have Slain Tzepish: Volumes I - X"
The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library inside Surgate Ghetto, and starts examining the library shelves. "The Notorious B.U.T.Z." "Attaining Nirvana Through Rhyme" "The Career of Vanilla Ice: Sorry, No Dice"
The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library inside Surgate Ghetto, and starts examining the library shelves. "The Joys of Cooking With Soylent Green" "Hannibal Lecter's Favorite Nectar" "To Serve Man"
The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library inside Surgate Ghetto, and starts examining the library shelves. "List of Games that Use the Mana Tree Cliché - Volume XIV" "Encyclopedia Bullshitica" "The Twelve Bogus Sages"
The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library inside Surgate Ghetto, and starts examining the library shelves. "Provolone Power" "The Siamese Screw" "Monterey Jack's SEX Attack" "69's Better With Melted Cheddar"
The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library inside Surgate Ghetto, and starts examining the library shelves. "Psycho Samwise Frags Frodo" "Harry Potter: Pig to the Slaughter" "Dante and Virgil Take it Too Far" "King Astos - Crown and Crystal"
The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library inside Surgate Ghetto, and starts examining the library shelves. "Ifrit's Devotion - Charmander's Promotion" "Dragonite Defaces the Dragon Lord's Throne"
The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library inside Surgate Ghetto, and starts examining the library shelves. "Take Me Down the Green River, Ridgeway!" "I'm Just Chipper when I'm with the Ripper!"
The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library inside Surgate Ghetto, and starts examining the library shelves. "Gorefest: An Orgy of Blood" "Gorefest II: The Bloodletting" "Gorefest III: The Crimson Sea" "Gorefest V: The Aftermath"
The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library inside Surgate Ghetto, and starts examining the library shelves. "Elementary Biology Concepts" "Intro to Elementary Climatology" "Theology of Non-Christian Belief" "Republican Big Banned Book List"
The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library inside Surgate Ghetto, and starts examining the library shelves. "Dungeons and Dragons" "Chasms and Crawlers" "Mazes and Minotaurs" "Tunnels and Trolls"
The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library inside Surgate Ghetto, and starts examining the library shelves. "Women Tzepish has Slain: A Brochure" "Women that have Slain Tzepish: Volumes I - X"
The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library inside Surgate Ghetto, and starts examining the library shelves. "The Notorious B.U.T.Z." "Attaining Nirvana Through Rhyme" "The Career of Vanilla Ice: Sorry, No Dice"
The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library inside Surgate Ghetto, and starts examining the library shelves. "The Joys of Cooking With Soylent Green" "Hannibal Lecter's Favorite Nectar" "To Serve Man"
The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library inside Surgate Ghetto, and starts examining the library shelves. "List of Games that Use the Mana Tree Cliché - Volume XIV" "Encyclopedia Bullshitica" "The Twelve Bogus Sages"
The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library inside Surgate Ghetto, and starts examining the library shelves. "Provolone Power" "The Siamese Screw" "Monterey Jack's SEX Attack" "69's Better With Melted Cheddar"
The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library inside Surgate Ghetto, and starts examining the library shelves. "Psycho Samwise Frags Frodo" "Harry Potter: Pig to the Slaughter" "Dante and Virgil Take it Too Far" "King Astos - Crown and Crystal"
The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library inside Surgate Ghetto, and starts examining the library shelves. "Ifrit's Devotion - Charmander's Promotion" "Dragonite Defaces the Dragon Lord's Throne"
The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library inside Surgate Ghetto, and starts examining the library shelves. "Take Me Down the Green River, Ridgeway!" "I'm Just Chipper when I'm with the Ripper!"
The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library inside Surgate Ghetto, and starts examining the library shelves. "Gorefest: An Orgy of Blood" "Gorefest II: The Bloodletting" "Gorefest III: The Crimson Sea" "Gorefest V: The Aftermath"
The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library inside Surgate Ghetto, and starts examining the library shelves. "Elementary Biology Concepts" "Intro to Elementary Climatology" "Theology of Non-Christian Belief" "Republican Big Banned Book List"
