Kinky Friedman, the four levels of insanity, Jerry N. Buckner, a zombie expiring

From The Federalist Papers: Kinky Friedman was a government speaker?!




From Candy: The four levels of insanity! Talk to self, argues with self, loses argument with self, is no longer speaking to self.




From Julie: Jerry N. Buckner logged on and logged off on his gravestone!




A zombie shows up at the health club. The receptionist says, "I can't let you work out. You've expired."

Leopold Fucker?! / A doorway magically erasing your memory! / Supreme Mayo?!

The Canucks played the Jets at 5 today, and lost 1-0.


From Julie: Leopold Fucker?!




From George Takei: The doorway is a magical device that erases your memory when you walk through it. SO TRUE!




From Julie: Supreme Mayo?!