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The Canucks played the Penguins tonight at 7, and s.
From 9Gag: How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! Mike would be Buried Alive by Justin Bieber! My ex-friend Jimmy would be Suffocated by Living! HAHAHA!
From 9Gag: How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! Mike would be Buried Alive by Justin Bieber! My ex-friend Jimmy would be Suffocated by Living! HAHAHA!
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busy - Current Location: Stoney Creek, Ontario
- Current Music: Band Aid, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
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