Tatiana's Wanderings

Schwing tombstone?! PARTY ON! / Superfriends isn't toxic! / DIDIBUG! / LICKING!

Wed, 04 Mar 2020 09:56:57 GMT

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:40 on a 401 which JUST waited for me to help with the kids. Six minutes according to the new Translink website is not enough time to be comfortable - ten is way better! I got to the house at 4, managing to have a text conversation with Term about Jimbo leaving our Superfriends server and all the VioletNym (Faith) / Michelle drama and jealousy in V4F. While I was killing time at Tim Horton's with a cheese tea biscuit because I'd JUST missed the 3 bus, I quickly messaged Jimbo to ask why he would leave Superfriends. I got the answer when I got on wifi at Marine Drive at the station on the way home, as I thought.

Apparently, he thinks it's too toxic and we bitch all the time. (Darryl thought it was his fault when I told the server later!) So if we're not supposed to bitch on V4F about that server because we'll get modded, and we can't bitch on Sober Server because it's ALL about positivity, then where else can we complain?! Geez! Most places which are ALL POSITIVE ALL THE TIME are not realistic! I did leave Sober Server when I got home since it's dead anyway - even Violet Hour / Kevin had left! Lots of splintering of the big group for sure - even the secret V4F chat is deleted because Tony threw a bitchfit since Violet Hour's friends joined to troll him about things!

When I got to the house at 4, Harmony let me in, where I saw Uncle Joe. Beckett came up and answered his question about who I was: Yes, I am Auntie! He wanted to show me his light blue "God is love" rolling pin while I was washing my hands! I washed my hands some more after he sneezed on me, for sure. Then he said "DIDIBUG" - I clearly had no idea what a DEE DEE BUG is, so he walked over and showed me. Turns out it's his word for LADYBUG, which is on the orange alphabet board AND a soft ball for throwing! Makes sense for a baby pronunciation, I guess!

Talked about the news and a possible coronavirus quarantine / emergency kits (the kids had questions!), reading BATMAN / THE ADVENTURES OF DOG MAN to Ayler and Hiero (which Harmony thanked me for later), my gigantic bowl of congee and shredded pork (yok song) plus some choy, Beckett licking the Play-Doh lids ("that's gross, Beckett - YUCK!" Then he repeated, "Gross!") / the toy train ("Go!") while wanting to spin ("PIN!") the intersections from the wooden train set. Also discussed OPEN for the Play-Doh lids and boxes, BEI-TEI (snot / runny nose), COME UP for his wanting to sit on the little white chair like a big boy (Hiero questioned that - but I'm RIGHT HERE in case something happens!), going on a trip for Spring Break, going to Portland in the summertime, and Penny coming later than scheduled because of traffic.

Beckett was very curious and said "Penny!" a bunch of times, even walking to the door to say hi. He even got into the cards they were using later, but I figured that was okay as I used my normal voice to get him out of there - there isn't much space in that apartment! He said "MINE!" - so I corrected him. Much better than Ayler yelling at him! He noticed Penny's earrings, so called them BOH-BOH and wanted to touch them. I read a word book to him, found the apples in the Bible storybook, and generally kept him occupied most of the time. We ate dinner together since I wouldn't eat at 4:15! Left at 7:35 and got home at 9:05 on a 407, telling Harmony that I'd text Jon tomorrow when my pedicure was done even if he'll be at the park if the weather is actually nice.

Random stuff from Mom and Dad: a bag of No Name ketchup chips which expires on May 1 of 2020, and Paldo Gomtang instant noodles which expired on October 20, 2019... I threw the noodles out when I discovered the expiry date! EW!

Schwing tombstone?! PARTY ON, WAYNE!

No Name ketchup chips!

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Poo emoji, Polaroid toilet paper holder, inflatable giant poop, poop emoji pouch

Mon, 21 Oct 2019 04:07:17 GMT

New poo emoji icon!

New poo emoji icon, enlarged!

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A Polaroid toilet paper holder!

From Julie M. and Wish: Halloween inflatable giant poop!

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji pouch!

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Moon, Pennsylvania?! / Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 as Albin?!

Sun, 20 Oct 2019 20:04:01 GMT

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Rangers today at 10 AM again because of MORE "lovely" East Coast scheduling, and won 3-2 in a crazy game even though they lost the shutout bid thanks to Trouba!

Moon, Pennsylvania?!

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116, pronounced as Albin?!

( The Earth doesn't revolve around YOU! / Dulce Maria Alavez / Wacey Hamilton / GO CANUCKS GO totem pole / HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! IT'S THE CANUCKS REBUILD! )

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Bob Bobberchuk / UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA! / Manly Bandana!

Sun, 21 Oct 2018 04:46:57 GMT

"Bob Bobberchuk" added me to Facebook - okay, then! I went to London Drugs again at 4 on a 407 (managing to just get the bus) to mail a note to Jimmy... only $1.26! Also bought on-sale Pacari organic chocolate bars x6: Raw 100% Cacao (orange), Passion Fruit (yellow), 60% Cacao Esmeraldas (pink), Andean Rose (red), Lemongrass (green), Raw 70% Cacao (yellow-green) - $3 each for a 50g bar! Oh well...

I also got NEW on-sale Dare Cookie Dough Whippets which expire on October 30, NEW Oreo Chocolate and Peanut Butter Pie cookies which expire on February 27, 2019 / NEW Oreo Cookies Pistachio Creme Thins cookies which expire on December 2 for National Cookie Month in October, an orange replacement $2 MARTEX washcloth, Palmolive Oxy Power Degreaser dish detergent, Hilroy Press-It-Seal-It envelopes (both white and security envelopes), NEW on-sale Tic Tac Gum x3 (Fresh Mint / Spearmint / Watermelon), and NEW London Naturals Wild Orange plant-based all-purpose cleaner. Got home at 5:05 on a 407, and had lots of peace and quiet. I needed it to edit past entries, grab food photos from Google, and upload them! The Canucks played the Bruins at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime, and the Canucks won 2-1 against the nasty Bruins! BO HORVAT!

Pacari Raw 100% Cacao organic chocolate bar!

( Pacari organic chocolate bars and more! )

PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA! UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA! Self-checkout, make up your mind!

After Hinawa's funeral, Lighter has given Flint his Manly Bandana in MOTHER 3. Defense +1. Offense +2.

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Easter Williams, Max Boot, Galuf's prized gourmet moogle in Moogle Forest

Wed, 08 Nov 2017 04:38:47 GMT

The Canucks played Calgary at 6 tonight, and won 5-3!

Easter Williams?!

From Julie: Max Boot?!

In FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, Cara and the Moogle make it to Moogle Forest on the hiryuu dragon. Galuf says, "WHAT?! Cara, what the HELL are you doing with my prized gourmet moogle?!"

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Turd Baby is a store?! / Toilet Kool Koozie! / Abraham Smutz?! / Aletha Reed?!

Tue, 07 Nov 2017 20:34:12 GMT

From Engrish: There's a store called Turd Baby?!

From Jazmin and Neatorama: The Toilet Kool Koozie! Are you looking for a polite way to tell someone that you do not approve of their choice of canned beverage? You need the Toilet Kool Koozie from the NeatoShop. This reusable and easy-to-clean drink holder makes it perfectly clear that you think their beverage tastes like toilet water or perhaps something that you would deposit into the toilet, Isn't being kind of nice fun?

From Not Always Right: Abraham Smutz?!

From Not Always Right: Aletha Read?!

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Purple dragon lady! / Suffering from butthurt / Blocking people on Facebook

Tue, 07 Nov 2017 08:15:45 GMT

The computer just restarted! Jimmy told me today that he was planning on coming to the Vancouver area after going to Fort St. John up north to see Milan next May (ugh), so I said to let me know if he definitely does that. He says he is definitely planning on exploring Vancouver, so I guess I'll see on that one! I'm just glad that we seem to have a workable friendship!

From Krista: Purple dragon lady art!

From Not Always Right: Do you suffer from butthurt? Take two of these and shut the fuck up. 2 x 800 mg of Butthurtenol coming right up for YOU!

From Not Always Right: The Dos Equis Guy says, "I don't always get blocked on Facebook, but when I do, it's a good indication I was right and they couldn't handle it!!!"

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No vacations for me! / Shadow in the Phantom Train dining car / Seven is a name?

Sat, 21 Oct 2017 06:04:02 GMT

I showered and did laundry tonight!

From Janina: I can't afford to go on vacation, so I'm just going to drink until I don't know where I am anymore.

In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin / Shadow / Cyan / the Ghost are on the Phantom Train. They get to the dining car and decide to have something to eat. Shadow says, "... ...Interceptor... are you hungry?"

From Reddit: Erykah Badu and Andre 3000 named their son SEVEN?!

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Comrades belonging, ZELDA MAJORA'S MASK Congraturations, steel wall of niceness

Sat, 21 Oct 2017 01:49:52 GMT

BLACK TEA TIME! The Canucks played the Sabres today at 4, and won 4-2! Dorsett had two goals, including an empty-netter for the insurance!

Bartz, Lenna, and Faris use a lot of Uber Drug to get high and warp to Galuf's World, Terra, in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. Exdeath has been renamed Tzepish, and he uses his FedEx mirror while the black Digger Nick watches the prisoners. Galuf and Cara are on the Big Bridge, and see these images in the sky. After some "all your base are belong to us" setup, Tzepish says: "How are you gentlemen!! All your comrade are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction."

From ZELDA: MAJORA'S MASK: CONGRATURATIONS! All pages are displayed! THANK YOU! You are great debugger!

From FATAL FURY SPECIAL: CHALLENGER! Your fists of evil are about meet my steel wall of niceness!

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Burgundy Lee Hanrahan, Diane Petrasalemlevi McAdams, Yasho Vardhan, Cary Carr

Fri, 20 Oct 2017 21:08:43 GMT

From Not Always Right: Burgundy Lee Hanrahan?!

From Not Always Right: Diane Petrasalemlevi McAdams?!

From Not Always Right: Yasho Vardhan?! Reminds me of Alexei Yashin...

From Not Always Right: Cary Carr?! Didn't his parents think that sounded sing-songy?!

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Robot Pilot being free, a very large gold brick, a cloaked flying device

Wed, 19 Apr 2017 00:55:27 GMT

I went to Richmond Public Market at 2:15 to see if they had stove pans at that "second-floor haircut shop" which Hester had mentioned. They did, but they also had a no-return policy, which I was not comfortable with. THAT WAS A WASTE OF TIME AND ENERGY! Then I went to the liquor store, where I selected some NEW on-sale 40% Crown Royal Deluxe whiskey ($2 off for 1.14 litres!) which included a tiny 50mL sample of NEW 90% Crown Royal Northern Harvest Rye whiskey. I then decided to go to Specialty Chicken and Wonton House so I could try a NEW Buddha's Feast (a New Year's goal) as takeout. My last stop was London Drugs for a spare red face cloth, new Scotch scissors for my table since the old ones were rusty, NEW peanut butter Whittaker chocolate / NEW peppermint Whittaker chocolate for myself, on-sale assorted Lindt Easter eggs x2 (one for Ayler and Hiero / one for me), on-sale $2 Dawn dish detergent (Mediterranean Lavender), on-sale Hershey's Eggies, NEW Carmex lip balm x2, a replacement Gibson owl coffee mug (with a sticker which was easily peeled!) since my sunflower and rooster one kinda cracked, and on-sale store brand 40 garbage bags x2. I got home at 3:45 when it was just starting to rain with random raindrops. By the time I went out two hours later to throw my garbage out, it was really raining - good timing on my part!

Buddha's Feast or Buddha's Delight: Black fungus, white fungus, bok choy, corn, green peas, Chinese mushrooms, and regular mushrooms!

Carmex lip balm!

London Drugs garbage bags!

40% Crown Royal Deluxe whiskey!

90% Crown Royal Northern Harvest Rye whiskey!

Hershey's Easter Eggies!

Lindt white chocolate mini-eggs!

Lindt double milk chocolate mini-eggs!

Lindt dark chocolate mini-eggs!

Lindt assorted milk chocolate mini-eggs!

Lindt milk chocolate mini-eggs!

In BOZOBOUND, the Robot Pilot is finally free in Greenland upon seeing Blue Antoid after going through the Rainy Circle Caves with Robot! "I'm free! Thanks, Robot."

In BOZOBOUND, Robot goes to Stonehenge Base in Greenland. For some weird reason, something that looks like a very large gold brick is in the way.

Here is the Cloaked Flying Device from Dr. Andonuts in Greenland, which Robot will use to get to Bozo and Paige in Cirque de Town! It looks like a white cloud with a smiley face.

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