Tatiana's Wanderings

Aliens ingesting leaves comic, Meray Fagalla, Velvet Polk, Ardy Sixkiller Clarke

Mon, 27 Apr 2020 03:17:03 GMT

I unfollowed SaltyPhry on Twitch because he wanted an emote-only chat, then I cleaned my bathroom and kitchen floors.

From Vanessa: ALIEN FAMILY COMIC FOR ALIEN DAY! "Ingest your leaves." "I do not desire leaves." "Put the leaves in your mouth." "It is an unpleasant sensation." "Life will be full of unpleasant sensations. You need to experience a wide range so you can properly gauge which ones are worst." QUIRKY COINCIDENCE BECAUSE IT'S ALIEN DAY TODAY ON APRIL 26!

From Julie M. and her local news: Meray Fagalla?! Reminds me of moray eels...

From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Velvet Polk?!

From Julie: Ardy Sixkiller Clarke wrote a book called SKY PEOPLE?! Alien encounters?! QUIRKY COINCIDENCE BECAUSE IT'S ALIEN DAY TODAY ON APRIL 26!

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Scavenger hunts and cheese! / I am more than what people see! / Cactuar!

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 01:49:19 GMT

Ayler called me at 4:15 - yes, he still does the 7 PM cheer and plays O CANADA on the piano to go with his neighbor on the guitar! He had just gotten in from a scavenger hunt where they had to find noises, and I could hear Hiero and Beckett just roiling around as usual. Of course I said hi to them, but Ayler thought that I believed THEY were on the phone... "No, this is still Ayler - you can tell that's Beckett because of his different voice!" Jon was telling him in the background to ask me what Sidekicks I was going to eat tonight - I told him that he was an ugfart! (Ayler asked what that meant, so I told him that it didn't matter) Then Ayler asked what I was having for dinner because they were having nachos - I said I hadn't decided yet, but I had chicken croquettes AND added Western Family Parmesan cheese (non-red container) to my shopping list for tomorrow because of a stupid asshole vegan on Reddit, actually!

He said he could only talk to me for ten minutes today since he had half an hour total to talk to three people, but wanted to set up a talk time on the weekend since he'd have more time then. Sounds good - Saturday afternoon it is! Ayler said he had to go, which is fine by me.

From These Quotes Are Awesome and Positive Outlooks: I am aware that I am less than some people prefer me to be, but most people are unaware that I am so much more than what they see.

FINAL FANTASY Cactuar! JPG and GIF!

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Harley Burns and Autumn Burns?! So the autumn will burn on a motorcycle?!

Sun, 02 Feb 2020 22:26:12 GMT

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Carolina today at 11 AM, but lost 4-3 in overtime and the shootout. I found four packs of Vedan Bah Kut tea noodles that expired on Jan. 25, one pack of Mamee chicken noodles that expired on Jan. 29, and three packs of Mamee vegetarian noodles that expired on Jan. 26 - I'll be eating them all in the next week! INSTANT RAMEN NOODLES FOR DAYS!

I showered today once Jon switched my childcare dates from Tuesday to Wednesday, and Mom said "can you tell me whether there will be autism on Tuesday or Wednesday this week?" What the heck?! HAHAHA! I also accidentally overdosed on those Vitamin D gummies, but called the nurses hotline at 811. They were professional and very helpful (and I got through in 30 seconds despite the Reddit fear-mongering about the coronavirus), directed me to Poison Control, and all I have to do is chill on the gummies till the weekend. Nice!

From Jim and CANUCK NATION: If they say size doesn't matter, they're probably NFL fans. Stanley Cup vs. the Super Bowl trophy!

From CRIME WATCH DAILY and Youtube: Harley Burns and Autumn Burns?!

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Chinese New Year 2020! / Grumpy Cat on stupidity! / Philander Smartt is Mormon?!

Sat, 25 Jan 2020 21:51:49 GMT

新年快乐!

GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2020! It's the Year of the Metal Rat... YAY!

From Not Always Right: Grumpy Cat says, "I looked up STUPID in the dictionary. They spelled your name right."

From AskReddit: Philander Smartt was a Mormon missionary?!

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LaFonda Fay Foster?! / Ronkeya Holmes, MaSarah Holmes, and Torea Spohr?!

Sat, 16 Nov 2019 22:07:54 GMT

The Canucks played Los Angeles tonight at 7, and s.

From Female Killers / DEADLY WOMEN: LaFonda Fay Foster?!

Ronkeya Holmes, MaSarah Holmes, and Torea Spohr?! Ronkeya's mom is named Edith and her sister is named Angel, which are NORMAL!

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Marjo Wilkens?! / Francis Bouillon?! YUMMY! / David Legwand?! / Bobby Butler?!

Sat, 16 Nov 2019 07:35:07 GMT

From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Marjo Wilkens?!

Francis Bouillon?! Yum!

David Legwand?!

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Kadeisha and sex, Keitha Reed, Carli Griffith, Sara Blessing, and Le'Veon Bell?!

Thu, 18 Jul 2019 05:19:40 GMT

From MAURY: Kadeisha, 16, and Alexis, 14, are sisters. Kadeisha says she had sex with a boy for a hair weave.

From Julie: Keitha Reed?!

From Julie: Carli Griffith?!

From Julie: Sara Blessing?!

From TSN: Le'Veon Bell?! APOSTROPHE!

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Doritos Dinamita! / Stupid people making you squint... / Vegemite beef jerky?!

Sat, 27 Apr 2019 01:39:12 GMT

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I left at 11:30 for my 1 PM appointment at the Burrard eye clinic. Damn construction and detours! I got there at 12:40 no thanks to a crowded 6 Davie bus with one stroller / two walkers / old people, but STILL had to wait an hour to be seen for five minutes because it was very busy! Since they moved locations three weeks ago according to Elizabeth the receptionist (from 503 to 510), I took a couple of updated business cards while I was waiting. Of course I had to use their bathrooms when my appointment was done!

Then on the 6 Downtown going the other way (also crammed with strollers and walkers), I noted that the Great American Cheesesteak place on Davie (which I'd told Jimmy about on one of the last times I bused to the clinic) seemed to be closed. I sarcastically thanked a black lady with glasses for blocking the bus aisle, making it almost impossible for people to squeeze past her. She mentioned that she had a walker; yes, but MOST people still manage to be courteous and not block the fucking aisle with their clutter, detritus, and impediments!

On the way home, I remembered that I wanted to stop by Big Crazy sometime, so I got off at Lansdowne instead of Brighouse. I bought non-expired Knorr hot and sour soup mixes x8, Paldo spicy cheese Ramyun noodle packs x2, and a proper bowl for my future DUMPLING SAUCE concoctions. (they were selling mixes that expired on March 26 and will expire on May 11...) After just managing to catch the 410, I also bought Doritos Dinamita tortilla snacks in Nacho Picoso and Chili Limon flavors at Shoppers when I stopped by Richmond Centre to use THEIR wi-fi. Finally got home at 4 on a 401 to ROIMU for the first time this year, after stopping by the hospital across the street to use THEIR bathroom since I didn't trust the walking time because of the aforementioned 24/7 construction zone and detours.

From Candy: Ever talk to someone so stupid that they make you squint?!

From Amanda in Kramer's Discord server: Vegemite beef jerky?! QUIRKY COINCIDENCE since it's International Hug An Australian Day today!

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A toilet mug! / Pee and Poop Best Friends necklace! / No coughing! Sharting!

Fri, 03 Aug 2018 00:40:43 GMT

From Just Fun Pics: Hey, look! A toilet mug!

From Wesley: Pee and Poop Best Friends Necklace!

From Meme Generator: The "Disregard Females, Acquire Currency" guy says, "Can't cough hard or I might shart."

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Poop brown bag combo! / Don't Step In Poop! / The shit has hit the fan!

Fri, 27 Apr 2018 02:22:37 GMT

From Julie: Poop brown bag combo!

Julie saw this while out shopping at Walmart: Don't Step In It! (NO POOP!)

From Pete: The "Disregard Females, Acquire Currency" guy says, "The fecal material hath percussed the rotating blades that circulate air."

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Porsha like a Porsche?! / Lazona like LASAGNA?! / Frozen solid rice balls!

Mon, 16 Apr 2018 01:14:09 GMT

The computer just restarted!

From Julie: Porsha?! Like the Porsche car?!

From Julie: Lazona?! It's pronounced like "lasagna," and the entire MAURY audience laughed!

Lucas and Boney are running from the Ultimate Chimera in MOTHER 3, and come across this Pigmask in the Chimera Lab basement. "I put some rice balls in the freezer room, but they wound up frozen solid."

Lucas and Boney are running from the Ultimate Chimera in MOTHER 3, and come across this Pigmask in the Chimera Lab basement. "I should have eaten them sooner..."

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Pick Moe Cotton is a politician from Guam?! / Timberly Whitfield is on TV?!

Wed, 24 Jan 2018 05:55:22 GMT

I got the rest of my TamiFlu delivered to me at home today at 12:40... thank GOD that it's in a snap cap bottle and not child-resistant! Paul said he got my salmon jerky today (which he said was good), and also that my card was sweet. The Canucks played the Kings at 7 tonight, and won 6-2.

From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Moe Cotton was a Guam politician with signs reading "Pick Moe Cotton"?!

Timberly Whitfield is a TV personality?!

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