Tatiana's Wanderings

Toka Badboy was disqualified?! / America as Canada's shorts / MURDER wines!

2019-08-19T03:25:01Z

Today is Bad Poetry Day!

Toka Badboy was disqualified?! HAHAHAHA!

From Julie M. and Only In Canada Memes: America is Canada's shorts!

From Julie M. and Realm of the Witch: Rough Day, Break Down, and Murder On My Mind wine bottles!

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Chewin' McGregor / Barrier, Mr. Z, unpitied fools, and unchallenged jibba-jabba!

2018-01-13T02:44:53Z

COFFEE TIME! I finally got a Christmas card from Kitty (bornwitch) in the mail today, so that was good! The Canucks played Columbus at 4 today, and finally won a game in 2018.... JAKE INTO THE EMPTY NET FOR A 5-2 WIN! I plan to shower later, too.

Julie wanted to share an 8Memes video with me in Facebook chat last night. (When you want to sleep, and your brain just goes SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS...) When I saw it, the same video was at the top of my Facebook feed! QUIRKY COINCIDENCE! :D

From Julie: Chewin' McGregor!

With Mr. Z's help, the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party finally makes it to the Barrier Tower and defeats Yog-Sothoth. In the aftermath, Mr. Z says, "Mr. Z can't die here! Fools will go unpitied and jibba-jabba will go unchallenged!" Definitely a Mr. T persona there!

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Cultist Wolves: Studying the occult, Yog-Sothoth, keys and gate guardians

2017-11-25T04:58:06Z

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played New Jersey at 4 today, but lost 3-2. Then I went out at 6:50 after the game ended. I got two 18-packs of assorted Christmas cards / 12 Vancouver postcards (Gastown, BC Place, and the RCMP!) / three assorted packs of Christmas stickers / a pack of 40 golden Christmas decorative stickers (Poinsettias! Holly! Wreaths! Snowmen! Santa! Winter! Bells!) / a pack of Mickey Mouse stickers / a pack of Emoji stickers from the dollar store (I'm going to make it worth my while if I have to go to a store tucked away in a corner at the other end of the mall...), and on-sale orange juice / Crème de Pirouline dark chocolate artisan rolled wafers for myself from London Drugs. Thank goodness that the 407 bus driver saw me running for the bus and waited a few extra seconds, and waited a bit for me to retrieve my bus pass from my pocket! I definitely thanked him for that, besides my customary "Thank you" when I get off the bus! I got home at 8:10, which is MUCH better than a while later!

In Quelb Village, the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF village encounters this Cultist Wolf. "Yog-Sothoth knows the gate, Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate..."

In Quelb Village, the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF village encounters this Cultist Wolf. "Past, present, future... All are one in Yog-Sothoth."

In Quelb Village, the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF village encounters this Cultist Wolf. "In our studies of the occult, we are often visited by Things From Beyond." He eventually gives them the MAKE THINGS DEADER incantation, which only Bards can use!

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Come forth, Yog-Sothoth! / The hiryuu dragon contracted syphilis?! / Bike boats

2017-11-17T05:43:24Z

Helen S. unfriended me for some weird reason! The Canucks played the NEW Las Vegas Golden Knights at 7 tonight, and lost 5-2.

At the Bal Castle gate in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, these soldiers are chanting. "TALUBSI! ADULA! ULU! BAACHUR! Come forth, Yog-Sothoth! Come forth!" "Why are we the only ones who take this cult seriously?"

At the Bal Castle balcony, Cara is taking care of the hiryuu dragon. "Carrying six people across the world was too much for her. Her spine is bent, her wings are town, and she contracted syphilis."

This isn't a bike sale; it's a BOAT SALE!

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David Corn?! Dark Lord Yog-Sothoth / Eating Galuf's chocolate moogle

2017-11-10T05:47:54Z

The Canucks played Anaheim at 7 tonight, and lost 4-1.

From Julie: David Corn?!

At Bal Castle in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, Galuf tells the party about the cult he started. He is preparing to sacrifice Bartz. "But it's too late now! Prepare to meet our dark lord... Yog-Sothoth!"

At the save point in the Bal Castle basement, this soldier tells the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party, "I'm sorry, Galuf... I think I ate your chocolate moogle."

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FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF Bestiary, #1-312!

2017-10-19T03:52:44Z

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF Bestiary!

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS.

This is the complete bestiary for FINAL FANTASY 5 SPOOF, and all screenshots are from my own playthrough. I'd like to say that this GameFAQs bestiary document helped me a lot; thank you! (as did this one, for more precise directions in certain places) Also, this walkthrough helped me a lot, too! Actually, I was tired of suffering through emulator slowness and game glitches x8, so input a code for a 100% complete Bestiary. These maps will help, since the world map DOESN'T FUCKING WORK IN THIS GAME!

This is a good RPG Classics page for Pro Action Replay codes!

CHECK THE MAP WITH THE Y BUTTON, NOT THE R BUTTON!

Fire-Powered Ship puzzle directions.

Notes to self: Activate the All Characters Have All Abilities code, and then TAKE IT OFF, or else the game will get incredibly frustratingly SLOW. Also, take all codes off before going to the Big Bridge, or attempting to find the Phantom Village! VISHNU VEST EQUIPMENT! Speaking of equipment, EQUIP KRILE WHEN SHE JOINS THE PARTY AFTER GALUF'S DEATH! As far as codes go, the "have 99 of all items" code makes the game freeze and have sound issues!

After much frustration over three hours, I managed to defeat Omega by using the power of Mirage Vests (IMAGE STATUS) / Coral Rings (fire protection), and a pre-emptive strike! I used it to power up my blades with Thundaga Spellblade, then used Rapid-Fire on Faris... I think it was a fluke!

Also, to reset the breath timer in the sunken tower of Walse, climb up the fourth floor vine to get to that chest! I finally actually defeated Famed Mimic Gogo at the bottom of the sunken Tower of Walse by using the Dragoon / Dual-Wield x4 strategy! It was pretty tricky since I wasn't sure that all my characters would survive at least five Meteor attacks, but two of them did! Got garbled text as part of the bugged fight, too... "Dragged into another dimension! Odin: All right, that's far enough! Turning to stone... Can't escape! Countdown to Pestilence... 4 KO'd! Countdown to Eruption... 5 KO'd! Level halved! KO'd!":D

To get the Drakenvale Golem in the Bestiary, defeat the dragons first and THEN defend until he thanks you!

Stick "READ AHEAD" on a character other than Lenna! To prevent having to input all the codes over and over again, SAVE / remove all codes / then close and reopen the emulator! They should all still be there!

For the Moogle in the Forest of Moore to move after the trees have been set on fire by Tzepish, save the game in the cave and then reset. The creature should NOT be blocking the entrance.

Airship in World 3: It's just above Surgate Castle, east of the Pyramid.

DO NOT SET ANY "No Random Encounters" CODE! IT WILL GLITCH OUT THE GAME! (submarine / world map won't work, and there WILL be no random encounters)

TRY DEFEATING NEO SHINRYU FIRST BEFORE OMEGA MK. II - or else you can't get out of the room for some reason! (the exit door SHOULD be open, but is shut tight instead!)

Max / Infinite Gil: B603583D 4982FCD2 (Gameshark)

8:57 of this Castle Bal video: GREAT SWORD!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNWRfZurvPg

Goblin (Potion, Leather Cap)

Steel Bat (Potion)

Dearo (Potion)

( Dragons, Digger Nick, and Tzepish! )

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