Tatiana's Wanderings

Deryck Truong?! / Stouffer's Chicken Parmigiana! / Tyiela Autrey 28 niece 22?!

2020-05-09T06:49:19Z

Limited-edition Orange Vanilla Coke for Have A Coke Day today on May 8!

From TSN: Deryck Truong?! BAD SPELLING OF DEREK!

Stouffer's Sauté Sensations Chicken Parmigiana with hot sauce, black pepper, and chili flakes for dinner!

From Youtube: Lenell "Nell" Kirby and Tyiela Autrey, who was 28 and had a niece who was 22?! John Walsh pronounces it like Tyeela, but what?!

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This HOW TO SLEEP book worked for me! / Spelling NICE as NYC?! / Mandeep Singh?!

2020-04-17T05:23:43Z

From James: Well, I'm sold. HOW TO SLEEP is the best fucking book ever! Being me, I had to edit a comma in with MS Paint.

From the comments on a Nav photo on Feb. 4, 2019: "Nice" should NOT be spelled as NYC! I know typing on mobile is a pain in the ass, but that's a simple word which comes up on your suggestions! NYC makes me think of New York City! Navjot, Vishal, and Gagan are stupid!

From the comments on a Nav photo on Feb. 4, 2019: Mandeep Singh?! I know Mandeep is a legitimate Indian name, but I just go to sex immaturity with that one!

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Personality tests! / Assholes and fuckery! / Alychia Chan?! / Shaylen?! / Pako?!

2020-04-11T23:13:37Z

From Julie: Lots of interesting personality tests from Individual Differences Research Labs to pass the time, all in one place!

PRODUCT WARNING: Jergen's Moisturizing Honey lotion is now banned from my apartment. The scent is way too faint for my preferences! UGH! Unscented is one thing, but this is 0.1% away from no-scent lotion!

I showered and did laundry today.

From Julie: Grant me the serenity to accept that the world is filled with assholes and fuckery that I cannot change, the courage not to be part of the assholery and fuckery, and the wisdom to know I'm the shit without shitting on others.

ALYCHIA Chan?! BAD SPELLING OF ALICIA! She lives in Wellington, New Zealand.

From Julie: Shaylen?!

From Julie: Pako W?

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Strong Bad Quarantine Sick Day! Emails! / Naydean Hoyt?! / Von is a name?!

2020-04-09T03:30:38Z

I went to Price Smart at 6, where there was zero enforcement of a lineup. I was in and out in ten minutes or so, which is a record these days with the coronavirus pandemic! I got NEW Old Dutch Foods Canada Spicy Salt and Vinegar chips, NEW Saniderm 70% hand sanitizer in a 236 mL bottle for $9, NEW Stouffer’s Cheddar Potato Bake, Smart Ones Pot Roast, NEW Hungry-Man XL Bowls / Pies x4 (Chicken Pot Pie / Buffalo-Style Chicken Macaroni and Cheese / Country-Fried Chicken Croquettes Bowl / Spicy Chicken Queso Burrito), Hungry-Man Turkey, and Hungry-Man Beer-Battered Chicken before coming home at 6:55, just in time for the 7 PM cheer! Saw a bunch of people outside, and I told some kids "Nice poster!" and gave them a thumbs-up.

From Matt: Homestar Runner Wiki has these funny coronavirus-themed logos! From the Strong Bad email Sick Day: QUARANTINE! Yellow crime scene tape! This one made me laugh THE MOST!

( More purchases! )

From Dragons: Crystal Naydean Hoyt?! BAD SPELLING OF NADINE!

From Julie: This black St. Jude patient is named VON?!

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Reddit Yearly Awards 1 to 14!

2020-03-24T03:01:56Z

Me: Reddit New User!

( Year One to Year Fourteen, so far! )

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Kenyadda Patterson?! / Busy Philipps, Birdie, and Cricket?! / Dr. JONICE Webb?!

2020-03-13T04:06:31Z

The NHL also suspended their season this morning because of the coronavirus.

From Youtube: Kenyadda Marie Patterson?! The nickname is KEN, which is a GUY name, and Yada yada yada?!

From Julie M. and the Daily Mail: Busy Philipps named her kids Birdie and Cricket?!

From Reddit and r/raisedbynarcissists: Dr. JONICE Webb?! BAD SPELLING OF JANICE! Yum, jaundice!

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More dragon hoards, bad names, and puns! Alaina?! Nakia?! Facebook Jail?

2020-02-27T05:49:49Z

Time for one of my occasional image dump posts!

From Youtube: Gloria and David Marmolejo?! Reminds me of marmots and marmalade!

( Allaina, Kaylee, Naikia, Lorie, the bear minimum, Facebook Jail inmate, Chinese gemstone dragon ring, Nazli Pafvizi, Haeda Mihaltses, Shari Hyman, Erana Stenett, Diahann Billings-Burford, Cherokee and Cheyenne as sisters, Marry Moreira, Evo, Nico, Kathi, Shayne Gallagher, Jaidon Elizabeth, Owyn / Jaxon / Briella Haevyn, and more dragon hoards! )

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Dynel Lane attacked a pregnant woman, then got sentenced to 100 years in prison!

2020-02-24T05:24:42Z

From Youtube: Dynel Lane?!

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Rebel Snodgrass?! / Diehl Burgar, Maleah Davis, Quanell X, and Derion Vance?!

2020-02-22T06:55:06Z

Rebel Snodgrass?!

From John's True Crime Group: Diehl Burgar?! Reminds me of Dave Diehl, Pathways, and hamburgers!

From Reddit: Maleah Davis, Quanell X, and Derion Vence?!

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Forefrontal?! Heteronormate?! STOP MAKING UP WORDS! / Trena Schmidbauer?!

2020-02-10T05:47:06Z

From RobotRosa: "Disconnection from women is less forefrontal. They heteronormate." WHAT THE FUCK?! STOP MAKING UP WORDS!

From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Trena Schmidbauer?! BAD SPELLING OF TRINA!

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GIVE ME THE WEED! / Real-life Hangman / Starman Coffee! Happy Ness in every cup!

2020-01-30T07:20:12Z

The Canucks played the Sharks tonight at 7:30, and won 5-2 thanks to an empty-netter from Pearson and other team play!

Squid selfie! No, the squid is not actually up my nose.

A parody of Uncle Kracker's "Drift Away" from Jim: Give me the weed, boys, and free my soul. I wanna get lost in a sticky bowl and drift away. Of course I sent this one to Mike!

From Nate, Extra Fabulous Comics, and Discord: "How about a C?" "Nope." "An R?" "Nope." "Fellas, I gotta say this is some of the most fucked-up shit." REAL LIVE HANGMAN AND EXECUTIONERS!

From The Onett Times: Special dark roast Starman Coffee! Happy? Ness In Every Cup! Latte art of Giygas, hahaha!

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Salad Chung is really Charlotte?! / Roshada Grier?! / Jayquan?! / Zhakia?!

2020-01-19T08:05:03Z

Fidela has a friend named Salad Chung?! QUIRKY COINCIDENCE since it's Eat A Depressing Salad For Lunch today on January 19! Her real name is Charlotte, though.

From Julie M. and CHEATERS: Roshada Grier?! Makes me want to put an N in there so it can be closer to an actual name. ROSHANDA looks and sounds better than Roshada...

From MY STRANGE ADDICTION about the girl who is addicted to eating deodorant: Zhakia?!

From MY STRANGE ADDICTION about the girl who is addicted to eating deodorant: Jayquan?!

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Radeane, Ashlee, Bostyn, Teage, Kaleeya, and Tytus?! / Franchesca Eusebio?!

2020-01-07T05:38:36Z

From Til Death Do Us Part: Radeane, Ashlee, Bostyn, Teage, Kaleeya, and Tytus?! BAD SPELLING of Ashley, Boston, Teague (not even an okay name), and Titus!

From Period Memes: Franchesca Eusebio?! BAD SPELLING OF FRANCESCA!

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B.J. Jensen and Eriberto Pop Can?! / Jordan Schmaltz?! / Mackenzie MacEachern?!

2019-12-12T07:45:32Z

B.J. Jensen and Eriberto Pop Can?!

Jordan Schmaltz?!

Mackenzie MacEachern?!

Lunch: Samyang Mala noodles with corn, small green peas, Brussels sprouts, and broccoli for Noodle Ring Day on December 11 today!

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Holiday Wishes 2019!

2019-12-07T00:38:52Z

It's been an interesting year in the Vancouver area. I've been doing this Holiday_Wishes thing for 15 years! Email me at flamsterina @ gmail.com for my address, please. I enjoy seeing what the community can do! This year, my baby nephew has grown up and developed a lot, and I'm looking forward to seeing what he and his brothers do in the new year. I'm flying to see their cousins later this month, too. Should be exciting times!

1. Christmas cards and postcards: Yay for mail from around the world which isn't bills or junk!

2. Instant tea and coffee from around the world. I like new flavors!

3. Stickers for me and my five nephews!

4. Bookmarks since I read a lot.

5. Dragons! I'm a dragon in the Chinese zodiac.

6. Books or online links about the quirkiness of our world!

7. Chocolate or candy from all over the world!

8. Gift cards to places like London Drugs, Save-On, and Safeway!

9. Random surprises!

10. New LJ friends would be nice. I blog about my day, and have random memes and make fun of bad names. (forewarned is forearmed, I always say!)

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Halee Rathgeber?! Like Hall-Ee or Halle Berry?! BAD HALEY SPELLING!

2019-12-03T21:03:21Z

From Youtube: Halee Rathgeber?! If you are going to spell it that way, pronounce it like Halle Berry does, not as HAILEY or HALEY. BAD SPELLING! It also makes me think of Gerber.

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Peree Hampton is a guy?! / Raechel Betts?! / Peninah Wangari?!

2019-12-02T21:32:42Z

From Julie: Peree Hampton is a guy?! Yum, puree in the Hamptons!

From Youtube: Raechel Betts?! BAD SPELLING OF RACHEL!

From John's True Crime Vids Group: Peninah Wangari?! That's an extremely outdated Biblical name, if anything...

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George, Washington?! / Mixed messages about dumping your dead body in the river!

2019-11-18T04:23:41Z

Bunnies outside in mid-November!

Dr. Oetker Chocolate Brownie Cake, the last of the four new flavors!

George, Washington?!

From Janina: Somewhere along the way, you got the impression that I won't kill you and dump your body in the river. I apologize for sending mixed messages.

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Cards Received, 2019!

2019-11-17T04:34:11Z

Cards Received, 2019!

Metallica, "Jump Into The Fire"

Special 2019 (1)

* Nepenthes: "Flamsterette_X, I hope this feminist BEFORE YOU ASK, THE ANSWER IS NO pin makes its way quickly to you. Thank you for rehoming her. :) Enjoy. My name's Latin for a type of pitcher plant."

Birthday 2019 (3)

* Julie: "Happy birthday to you! Here's to many more years of memes, bad names, strange foods, and mass murderers! Have a great day!! :)"

* Jeremy: "Guess what? Chicken butt. I'm glad to celebrate another birthday with you, Leslie. Here's to many more, lots of laughs and good times. Jeremy."

* Randal: "Dear Leslie, The elephants on this card are not a reminder to vote Republican next year. Even if you could, I would not want you to. Rather, I want to say that Donald Trump is proof that not everyone gets better with age - but some do. I believe that you are one of those who gets better with age. Randal."

Christmas 2019 (0)

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Michelle Christmas: A cool last name! Dolores Umbridge! HARRY POTTER! AZKABAN!

2019-11-16T08:15:52Z

Michelle Christmas is an actual Facebook person - our mutual friends include Karla and Alice. She loves HARRY POTTER, and I played Wordscraper against her once.

Have You Seen This Wizard? AZKABAN PRISON! Approach with extreme caution! Do not attempt to use magic against this man. Any information leading to the arrest of this man shall be duly rewarded. Notify immediately by owl the Ministry of Magic. Witch Watchers Dept.

The proclamations are from HARRY POTTER. PROCLAMATION: Educational Decree #26: Boys and girls are not permitted to be within six inches of each other. PROCLAMATION: Educational Degree #9: Any student found in possession of sweets from unauthorized suppliers will be punished.

PROCLAMATION: Educational Decree #25: Broomsticks may not be flown on school grounds unless during authorized Quidditch practice. PROCLAMATION: Educational Decree #38: Non-educational toys and games are banned.

PROCLAMATION: Educational Decree #24: NO MUSIC to be played during study hours. PROCLAMATION: Educational Decree #23: Dolores Jane Umbridge has been appointed to the post of High Inquisitor. PROCLAMATION: Educational Decree #98: Those wishing to join the Inquisitorial Squad for extra credit may sign up at the High Inquisitor's office.

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Danyelle Sommerville?! BAD SPELLING! / I'd never kill an animal, but people!

2019-11-10T23:47:43Z

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Devils today at 1, and lost 2-1.

Via Diane: Danyelle Sommerville?! YELL is right in the name! BAD SPELLING OF DANIELLE!

From Julie M. and Sherry B's Pet Services LLC: I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.

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Å, Norway?! / Mendolssohn Uy?! MUSIC! / Esenam Loveopuko?! What the heck?!

2019-11-03T04:48:12Z

The Canucks played San Jose tonight at 7, and won 5-2 with Demko in net after a 4-0 lead!

Å, Norway?!

Mendelssohn Uy?! Someone's parents REALLY liked Felix Mendelssohn and classical music...

From a Livejournal Facebook group member request: Esenam Loveopuko?! So, you love to puke?! Also, she describes herself as a HE and HIM, yet obviously looks like a girl. FAKE ACCOUNT WHICH SHOULD NOT BE IN THE GROUP!

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Once Brewed, Northumberland?! / Let that sink in! / Maygen Muir?! BAD SPELLING!

2019-10-31T05:35:29Z

The Canucks played Los Angeles tonight at 7:30, and won 5-2. Brock Boeser had a hat trick!

Once Brewed, Northumberland?!

From Reddit: Let that sink in!

From Vellum and Vinyl via Krista: Maygen Muir?! BAD SPELLING OF MEGAN! Everyone knows how it's pronounced!

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Daniel Milder, Andrew Fried, Bailee Smith, Krista Hiscock, and Jaiden Shields?!

2019-10-04T03:16:45Z

Hayley posted a "wings meetup" in the Sober Server... WITH NO TIME, DATE, OR PLACE! Does she have an aversion to it, or is it because she's a millennial?! Nate thinks I seem bitter, but that's not the case. Even Term affirmed that one! I'm not going to go to a hangout without a time, date, or location! I need to plan my fucking day, not spend at least 90 minutes on transit and then another 90 minutes eating and visiting! (DEFINITELY not if it's in Burnaby!) Even my email about 12 Kings included a location, date, and an event that the date could be tied to, so people can look up the basketball ceremony / game as needed! Why are people so stupid?! I've also heard there might be another transit strike, like in 2001 - NO!

From STREET FOOD on Netflix: Daniel Milder?! Maybe it's pronounced "MILL-der," but I'll always read it as "mild-er."

From STREET FOOD on Netflix: Andrew Fried?! Yum, fried food!

From Quotes, Fun, and Sarcasm: Bailee Smith?! BAD SPELLING of Bailey!

Seen on Facebook: Krista Hiscock?!

From John's True Crime Group: Jaiden Shields?! BAD SPELLING of Jaden! Shelley is a mutual friend of ours...

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DON'T ARGUE! / Towels / Drunk people / Buldak Topokki / Venis Goodman is a GUY?!

2019-08-28T06:33:23Z

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 4:20 on a 407 to have dinner with Jon and the family at Don't Argue pizzeria, AKA Louie's parents' place, which is closing down on Friday. (that's NOT easily Googleable, Jon!) I was so early to Marine Drive that I killed time at the usual place by buying a big bag of Lays lime chips and NEW Samyang Buldak Toppoki spicy noodles. DON'T ARGUE was pretty crowded with a line out the door, but at least Jon and the two oldest were there already. Jon wanted me to kick in $20 for beer since he ran out of cash just buying the pizza and salad. We discussed mushrooms, salami, arugula, STAR WARS books, Connect-The-Dots, plans for Thursday (and repeating everything to Mom, then having her repeat it back...), a picture with 1400 dots to connect in their book, Beckett NOT eating pizza, the older kids being more independent (I knew that already, Mom), and how I inadvertently bought our parents some beer. Fine, whatever.

After that, I personally saw no point in walking back to Jon's place since there was nothing to do there for me, so I took the 3 to Broadway instead. There was a drunk guy that got on at 14th, delayed the bus driver by having to put his shirt on, magically had his fare, and then asked the entire front portion of the bus if we had any cigarettes. Ugh! I also wasted time at the Broadway London Drugs because they didn't have any dark MARTEX bath towels... DOUBLE UGH! After going to the London Drugs nearest my place for a red MARTEX bath towel, I was finally home at 8:10, but then had to do a load of laundry even if the elevators are out of service AGAIN!

NEW Samyang Buldak Toppoki spicy noodles!

Chris H. has a GUY friend named VENIS Goodman?! BAD SPELLING OF VENUS, which should be a GIRL NAME anyway! Also, it reminds me of PENIS.

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