Tatiana's Wanderings

No Shiwa! / Functioning adults! / Lorenzen and Sherra Wright? / Harvest Chicken!

2020-04-15T00:27:41Z

I discovered redrum today - UGH! I also officially left Shiwa's Discord server. Too bad for them! They won't have the Fire Dragon anymore!

Went to the pharmacy next door at 11 now that they're actually OPEN to refill my prescription and buy some extra-strength Tylenol (100 tablets) for $16.79 in case I need to fight the coronavirus later on. I was the only person there, and had to wait for 20 minutes in a yellow box taped over the floor, but they were pretty busy with medication! Should have just remembered the Tylenol yesterday... got home just before 11:25. Someone else paid $210.76 for her prescriptions!

From Julie: In Chester Springs, Pennsylvania, this guy just wants any functioning adult to be president in 2020 as per his bumper sticker!

From Youtube: Lorenzen Wright (should be Lorenzo) and Sherra Wright (should be Sharon)?!

Knorr Harvest Chicken Rice Sidekicks for lunch!

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Rebel Snodgrass?! / Diehl Burgar, Maleah Davis, Quanell X, and Derion Vance?!

2020-02-22T06:55:06Z

Rebel Snodgrass?!

From John's True Crime Group: Diehl Burgar?! Reminds me of Dave Diehl, Pathways, and hamburgers!

From Reddit: Maleah Davis, Quanell X, and Derion Vence?!

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Hell, Norway?! / Shan'ann Watts?! / Ellishia Allen?! SO MUCH BAD SPELLING!

2019-10-19T01:47:25Z

Hell, Norway?!

From Reddit: Shan'ann Watts?! BAD SPELLING OF SHANNON and apostrophe abuse!

From FEMALE KILLERS and Youtube: Ellishia Allen?! BAD SPELLING OF ALICIA!

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Brad Marchand getting two minutes for existing, NHL icon enlarged, 359 thumbs up

2019-10-12T02:55:46Z

From Reddit and r/hockey: Brad Marchand gets a two-minute penalty for existing! Yes, definitely Photoshopped!

NHL icon, enlarged! In my fandom, slashing is a two-minute penalty.

New record for most thumbs-up on my Youtube comments: 359 on a Female Killers video on the Marie Robards case, uploaded on November 18, 2015! "Steve won't make it to church because he's closer to God than he imagined" - HAHAHAHA! She poisoned him with some stolen barium acetate. Now the video's been deleted?!

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Cletorius Aretha Fry in Virginia?! / Mistie Carlson?! / HOW TO SHARPEN PENCILS?!

2019-09-29T01:07:30Z

Darryl wanted back in the server, so of course I let him in. Nate was like, "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU CONVINCE HIM TO JOIN? I have been trying for ages!" Well, I didn't pressure him if that's what you mean! I left at 2 (just missing an early 407) to go to Shoppers Drug Mart in hopes of getting a new Optimum card (which I did) - of course I had to wait 15 minutes for the next bus, and a further five minutes in line, but that's okay. I'll have to call customer service to transfer my points!

I encountered some girl who just made noises on the 407, too. Then I walked to London Drugs to get some NEW Tutti Gourmet Biscotti for National Biscotti Day tomorrow: Almond, Cocoa and Almond, Orange and Dark Chocolate, plus Pistachio / Cranberry / Anise! Got home at 3:05 on a 407 (and an old lady gave ME a seat?!), which is fine by me. Then my computer mouse buttons wouldn't respond and it was skipping sometimes, but it worked again after a while - PHEW!

Cletorius Aretha Fry was wanted in VIRGINIA in January 2019?! HAHAHAHA!

From Crime Watch Daily: Mistie Carlson?! BAD SPELLING OF MISTY!

From Julie: HOW TO SHARPEN PENCILS?!

( More food! BISCOTTI AND GUM! )

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173 CRIMINALLY LISTED birthday thumbs-up in 2017! / Sharmon Crawford Intili?!

2019-09-19T02:43:35Z

9/18/19 is also a palindrome date!

Two years ago, I got 173 thumbs-up on my comment of September 18, 2017! "CRIMINALLY LISTED TIME! This makes a great belated birthday present, now that I am actually in the mood to watch things on Youtube! Now to make dumplings and finish off my Sara Lee strawberry cheesecake! :D"

From Youtube: Sharmon Jay Crawford Intili?! Why not Charmaine or Harmony?!

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What a beautiful fucking day! It's good to be alive! / Syndronica Redd?!

2019-06-19T00:49:56Z

It's International Sushi Day today! I left at 3:30 on a 401 to get a dynamite roll from Edo Japan plus some Nestea lemon green iced tea. Also, I know what happens now when I get into Facebook status tagging jail on mobile: Sentry Block will come up and say I can't post whatever I wanted to. Then I went to London Drugs to get a ream of Natural Choice multipurpose paper (500 sheets!) and two Sterilite Ultra-Seal pitchers or jugs. Guess they didn't have any summer jugs like I was thinking of... I got home at 4:40 on a 407.

Dynamite sushi roll from Edo Japan!

A ream of Staples multipurpose paper: 500 sheets!

A ream of Natural Choice multipurpose paper: 500 sheets!

Sterilite Ultra-Seal pitcher or jug: 3.78 litres or one gallon!

From Julie M., Aware Wolf, and False Knees: A bunny and purple flowers! "What a beautiful fucking day. Nothing beats this shit. Look at that fucking flower. Shit, it's good to be alive."

Syndronica Redd?!

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Jabez Spann, Paighten Harkins, Keaton Smith, and Brelynne "Breezy" Otteson?!

2019-06-06T00:48:25Z

Hester's husband Ni came by with someone from head office at 9:15 AM for a brief suite inspection today. His apologizing for bothering me was a first! Later, the Panasonic inverter microwave gave me an H97 error, which will cost $250 to $400 to fix. It's cheaper just to buy a new microwave starting from $80 or so! I called Barry about this, who agreed to help me pick up a new microwave next time.

Then Paulo came over at 4:30 to pick up Knorr hot and sour soup mix, Nissin sesame oil noodles to go with it, Koka Tomato noodles, Koka spicy black pepper noodles, Samyang Jjajang spicy Korean bean sauce noodles (chicken bomb terrorist noodles!), Maggi Letup Curry Kari Cili Api noodles, Penang white Curry Mee noodles, and Paldo spicy cheese Ramyun noodles. He also helped me with that stopgap Danby Designers 700-watt microwave after I cleaned the counter with a sponge. Surprisingly, it wasn't icky afterwards! I'll have to figure out how to get the Panasonic microwave to the electronics recycling depot. Pothead Mike thinks Mike is dead and is trying to reach out to me - HA HA HA!

Tried to cook some Delissio calzones in the microwave for lunch at 1:10. Got the dreaded H97 error instead! It had been smoking while cooking for a few days before this... good thing I didn't start a fire! My ex Mike's mom Vivian's boyfriend Robert bought it for me, so I guess it's fitting that the microwave gave up the ghost on what would have been our sixth anniversary.

Panasonic F00067C52CP 1.6 cubic feet inverter microwave! My ex Mike's mom Vivian's boyfriend Robert bought it for me, so I guess it's fitting that the microwave gave up the ghost on what would have been our sixth anniversary today from 2013.

Danby Designers 700-watt DMW799W stopgap microwave! Received from my parents on June 21, 2018.

From Reddit: Jabez Spann?! Reminds me of the Bible for some reason...

Paighten Harkins is old enough to be a news reporter?! BAD SPELLING of Payton! Also, Keaton Smith?!

From Youtube and Crime Watch Daily: Brelynne "Breezy" Otteson?!

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Alesha MacPhail?! ALE SHAH?! BAD SPELLING OF ALICIA!

2019-04-12T23:45:33Z

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. Last session for April, oh boy! A bunch of us are going to wander around Main as well. Gotta get ready to meet Paulo at Starbucks!

From Reddit and r/TrueCrimeDiscussion: Alesha MacPhail?! Makes me want to pronounce it ALE-SHAH, not Alicia... BAD SPELLING OF ALICIA!

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The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick?! / Banika Jones?! / Shalice Ravenell?!

2019-04-09T18:22:35Z

From Julie M. and Wish: The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick coloring book, complete with unicorn and penis?! Also, ILUSTRATED is BAD SPELLING!

From True Crime Daily: Banika Jones?!

From True Crime Daily: Shalice Ravenell?! Too close to CHALICE!

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Fuck that shit! / Fellony Hudson having new felonies! / Bericht dinsdag?!

2017-09-20T20:48:49Z

I called Mega Sushi for a reservation for Sunday at 7 (but they won't guarantee the table if I'm ten minutes late - which is why I'm not bothering to change the time of the FB event since people will be late anyway!), then called Chrystal at work to confirm Sunday's dinner. I paid my Shaw bill online.

I'm a lady, but "fuck that shit" is still a perfectly acceptable substitute for the word NO.

From This Is True: A felon named Fellony Hudson was charged in July with new felonies in Vancouver, Washington!

From Facebook on September 19, 2017: What the heck is a bericht or a dinsdag?! I think I jokingly blame Kitty for this one, as everything else is in English!

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Crazy cat lady! / No eschewing the Oxford comma! / Mary had a little lamb!

2017-05-14T16:43:22Z

Since I was up at 7 AM, it was COFFEE TIME!

From Janina: Crazy cat lady action figure!

Whenever a publisher's style guidelines eschew use of the Oxford comma, I can only assume that this results from a managerial decision to save money by cutting back on ink, because no reasonable editor would make this decision.

From Discord: Mary had a little lamb. HAD. Let's barbecue the lamb on a spit instead!

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Thomas BACON arrested in an assault about SAUSAGE! / Broccoli, mushroom, walnut

2017-04-09T21:08:48Z

Ayler called me again at 12:50 to ask what time I'd be eating lunch and what time I'd be finished eating, so I told him that I'd be eating pasta at 1:30, but I'd have to make it first. Then Hiero said that he'd had a pink and white and red cupcake today: nice! Harmony said that the kids liked calling people to chat, even if they were eating lunch at the time. Cute and reasonable!

From Ripley's Believe It Or Not: A New Jersey man named Thomas BACON was arrested in an assault about SAUSAGE!

Broccoli: "I am a broccoli and I look like a tree!" Walnut: "I am a walnut and I look like a brain!" Mushroom: "I am a mushroom and I HATE THIS GAME!"

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