Tatiana's Wanderings

Uncle Ben's Smokey Rice / Girl with 1000 letters in her name! GUINNESS RECORD!

2020-04-23T22:56:15Z

Uncle Ben's Smokey Rice!

Girl with 1000 Letters In Her Name! GUINNESS WORLD RECORD! APOSTROPHE! Her given name is:

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kescianneshaimondrischlyndasaccarnae

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eicoleshiwhalhinive'onchellecaundenesh

eaalausondrilynnejeanetrimyranaekuesa

undrilynnezekeriakenvaunetradevonneya

vondalatarneskcaevontaepreonkeinesce

ellaviavelzadawnefriendsettajessicanneles

ciajoyvaelloydietteyvettesparklenescea

undrieaquenttaekatilyaevea'shauwneorali

aevaekizzieshiyjuanewandaleccianneren

eitheliapreciousnesceverroneccalovelia

tyronevekacarrionnehenriettaescecleon

patrarutheliacharsalynnmeokcamonaeloies

alynnecsiannemerciadellesciaustillaparis

salondonveshadenequamonecaalexetiozetia

quaniaenglaundneshiafrancethosharomeshaun

nehawaineakowethauandavernellchishankcarl

inaaddoneillesciachristondrafawndrealaot

relleoctavionnemiariasarahtashabnequcka

gailenaxeteshiataharadaponsadeloriakoent

escacraigneckadellanierstellavonnemyiat

angoneshiadianacorvettinagodtawndrashirl

enescekilokoneyasharrontannamyantoniaaquin

ettesequioadaurilessiaquatandamerceddiamae

bellecescajamesauwnneltomecapolotyoajohny

aetheodoradilcyana

Koyaanisqatsiuthawyhaiashieakhauwnne Williams.

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Mistaking kindness for weakness, unsolved murder article, Billie's 2011 birthday

2020-03-24T03:17:26Z

Eric M. says he has a spare 500-watt power supply if needed - PHEW! However, that doesn't explain the keyboard and mouse freezing!

From James: This purple dinosaur (Barney?) is mistaking this rhinoceros's kindness for weakness.

From Ryan B. and My middle finger has a boner: I'm going to cut out a bunch of newspaper articles about an unsolved murder, and keep them in a box in my closet to fuck with my kids' heads after I die.

Billie's 2011 birthday - good times with Aaron and others!

Billie's 2011 birthday - good times with Alana and others!

Billie's 2011 birthday - hanging out on the couch with Dorna!

Billie's 2011 birthday - couch hangouts with Dorna can be chill and fun, too!

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Word Counter Tool / 36 and 24 is a pretty major age gap! / Maranda Johnson?!

2019-11-23T04:47:12Z

Went to London Drugs at 3:15 on a 407 to get some cheaper Advent calendars x7, which I finally found in the form of on-sale $2 Windel Advent calendars. I'm not paying $9 for one, LINDT! I also got American Greetings Christmas stickers x5 (ornaments / cats / dogs / snowflakes / reindeer / winter), ten Scrub Daddy sponges, and 400 Mead index cards, getting home at 4:20 on a late 407. I also had to measure my duffle bags

Word Counter Tool since CharacterCountOnline.com is offline now for whatever reason. At least the annoying SEO Keyword Tool stuff is BELOW what I need! There was another Word Count Tool, but I don't care about the readability level of my blurbs right above the text box.

( Christmas stickers and duffel Tracker bags from Bentley! )

From r/relationship_advice on September 18, 2019: No, aliibe, 36 and 24 is not "literally almost a decade." It is in fact 12 years... MORE than a decade! Reminds me of these ditzy girls that my sister saw at the park once. "75 minutes?! That's, like, almost an hour!"

Also, throwawaypeen12345 is NOT making himself look good with the clickbait (he has no penis) OR trying to downplay the MAJOR age gap when he LEADS OFF with that…

From Reddit and r/vancouver: Maranda Johnson?! BAD SPELLING OF MIRANDA! Or is it like the FINAL FANTASY VI town?

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Paraskevi Repousis?! / Daija?! / Ramiyah?! / Michaley Adkins?! / Tyres Jones?!

2019-08-29T04:10:04Z

From Youtube: Paraskevi Repousis is a woman?! Makes me think of paraskevidekatriaphobia and Friday the 13th!

From Julie: Daija?!

From Julie: Ramiyah?!

From Crime Watch Daily: Michaley Adkins?! She was named after a bar!

From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Tyres Jones, Senior?! Like tires on a car?!

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Incorrect words and phrases! / Commas and consonants being sentenced! / Yamir?!

2019-03-05T04:56:41Z

It's NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY today!

From Kelly and Clarkson Hammond and May FANS: 10 Words and Phrases People Say Incorrectly! Supposedly, for all intents and purposes, regardless, I couldn't care less, espresso, specifically, et cetera, I saw it, of utmost importance, and I need to lie down.

From Pete, Punny Pete, and Grammarly Punography: Eight vowels, 11 consonants, an exclamation mark, and a comma appeared in court today. They are due to be sentenced next week.

From Julie: Yamir?! Yummy yams!

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Crown Royal BLACK! / Bobo's Oat Bars! / Funke Ipaye?! / Angellee Duncan?!

2018-10-10T01:57:50Z

I had COFFEE TIME before going out to see Rachel at 2 on a 414 to the Caring Place, then I quickly went home. Earlier, I did use my second pink $10 Mid-Autumn Festival gift certificate at PriceSmart for on-sale assorted Quaker oatmeal x2, on-sale Febreze air fresheners x2 (Hawaiian Aloha and limited-edition Pumpkin Harvest), Bobo's Oat Bars x4 for Jon and Harmony (Chocolate Chip / Maple Pecan / Coconut / Lemon Poppyseed), and on-sale Vileda sponges x9. I also bought Crown Royal Black whiskey (on the recommendation of my Discord friend Dan) and Steamworks Beer pumpkin ale at the liquor store. The Canucks played Carolina today at 4, and lost 5-3. Then I showered... and THEN realized that I bought air freshener instead of fabric refresher dedorizer! Ugh, I wonder if I can exchange it...

Crown Royal Black whiskey!

Steamworks pumpkin ale! 6.5% ale! Pale Munich Caramalt malt, Magnum hops, pumpkin, cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, cloves, Autumn Sunset color, 25 IBUs! Steam's alive! It's alive! Brewed with ghostly steam! Ghoulish steam has zero grave-ity! www.Steamworks.com

Hawaiian Aloha Febreze air freshener!

Pumpkin Harvest Febreze air freshener!

Bobo's Oat Bars: Lemon Poppyseed, Coconut, Chocolate Chip, and Maple Pecan!

From Vanessa: Lost baby blanket sparks plea from "incosolable" Vancouver mom... FUNKE IPAYE holds her baby, Auriella. Ipaye is still looking for her daughter's cherished blanket. (CBC)

From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Angellee Duncan?! What was wrong with Angel Lee?!

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Reading my browser bookmarks! / Stabbing something 1000 times!

2018-09-25T04:02:45Z

It's the Mid-Autumn Festival and National Punctuation Day today! I just increased my computer font size to 125% - it's not "recommended," but now I can actually READ my Google Chrome / Firefox / Opera bookmarks! The Canucks played Los Angeles at 6 in the fifth game of their 2018-2019 training camp at SALT LAKE CITY in UTAH's Vivint Smart Home Arena, and lost 4-1. Two goals in 40 seconds did NOT help!

From Julie: WARNING! This is proof I have the patience to stab something 1000 times.

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Latasha, Cynamin and Apple, Pepsi, Heaven, Jamel, Rocshawn, Ahmir, and Ryleigh?!

2018-06-19T02:48:51Z

It's International Sushi Day today!

From Julie: Latasha?!

( Food and drink! )

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A maladjusted sleep cycle! / Straw is a human name?! / Allyssa?!

2018-03-12T03:36:16Z

Ugh, Daylight Savings Time! I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played Arizona at 6 tonight, and lost 1-0.

From Someecards: It's time to spring forward to a maladjusted sleep cycle.

From Julie: This guy's name is STRAW?! Really?!

From Julie: Allyssa?! That's a bad spelling of Alyssa!

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Zowie Tan is a name?! / Good grammar and personal hygiene! / An antidick stick!

2018-02-25T03:37:56Z

Jessica Lai knows a woman named ZOWIE TAN?! I know David Bowie named his son Zowie, but that isn't an Asian name...

Good grammar is like personal hygiene - you can ignore it if you want, but don't be surprised when people draw their own conclusions.

From Janina: Lesbian... please, no dudes. "One day, I was sitting on my floor watching SESAME STREET. My fairy godfaggot flew into my room and said: "Listen here, you son of a bitch, you are going to be gay. Got it?" I nodded, and then she hit me on the head with her anti-dick stick. Poof... now I'm a lesbian!" This is what I say when people ask me why I'm gay.

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Frost breath dragon, Helen Storer, Rachel Houser, Natalie-Ketrina McLeod

2017-10-12T02:51:16Z

From Krista: A dragon fighting with frost breath against a knight!

From Not Always Working: Helen Storer?! Yes, I'd love to store stuff at your house! You can't say no!

From Not Always Working: Rachel Houser?! So do you give houses to people, or let them live with you? SWEET!

From Not Always Right: Natalie-Ketrina McLeod?! That's not how you spell KATRINA...

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Best beer for babies, testing vibrator settings, Megapussi chips, Urinal tea

2017-09-24T02:54:32Z

Chrystal called me from work and then emailed me to say that she couldn't make it to the MEGA SUSHI dinner tomorrow, but still wants to take me out to a birthday meal sometime. I'll for sure let her know what works for me - maybe on Monday or Tuesday. Good thing I didn't call MEGA SUSHI when Laurie said she could come!

All the best... BEER?! ... for your baby?! FAIL!

From Julie S. and Tumblr: Testing out the highest setting on your vibrator!

From Reddit and r/funny: Megapussi chips?!

Urinal tea from Romania! Yummy!

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Licking barbecued sausages! / Depleting Doma Castle of Water Crystal energy!

2017-08-10T00:34:11Z

I discovered redrum today - UGH! When I went for a nap, I dreamed of finding ZOGLOG (among other things) in a word search book. What?!

From Janina: A dog is barbecuing sausages. "You want yours licked or not licked? Just kidding. They're ALL licked."

In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Kefka is preparing to deplete Doma Castle of its Water Crystal energy. "Ha ha ha! Crystal power, come to me!"

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Winsy Chan?! / Truman Capote and penises! / Slip and fall down carefully?!

2017-06-16T01:08:16Z

Martin J. has a friend called WINSY CHAN?!

From Janina and Cracked: After signing an autograph for a woman in a busy restaurant, Truman Capote was approached by her jealous, drunk husband. The husband pulled out his penis and asked Capote if he could "put his signature on that." Capote looked from the man to the penis and back to the man again. "I don't know about my signature, but I can initial it."

From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Slip and fall down carefully!

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DOUBLE PENETRATOR! / Sergey Tuganov died after sex and a bottle of Viagra?!

2017-04-30T04:05:39Z

From Buzzfeed: DOUBLE PENETRATOR?!

From Matthew Santoro: Sergey Tuganov dropped dead after sex and a bottle of Viagra?!

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