Tatiana's Wanderings

Deliberately leaving things around to trip on?! / Blocking people for fun?! NO!

2020-05-04T04:44:25Z

The kids called me at 6:45 to scream-sing a song about (as far as I can tell) licking bums or nicking bums, and asked me inappropriate questions about whether I'd like to see Jon peeing. No, thank you! Then Ayler asked if I would eat a whole pie (which Hiero said they were having for dessert) because of my "big stomach" - mmm, no, I'm not on MY 600-POUND LIFE! Harmony said that was their father's influence - yeah, I can TELL! I said hi to Beckett, who didn't really say anything. but that's okay. It was pretty brief because they just wanted to sing a song, which is fine. Life is as usual over there, I see! I joked that when social distancing is over, I'd buy a pie to throw at their dad just for all these "jokes."

From Reddit on April 23, 2019: No, PickWhatCar, deliberately leaving things for you to step on is NOT something you should laugh about. It's time to have a SERIOUS TALK with your boyfriend! What if you'd tripped over it and hurt yourself?!

From Reddit on May 14, 2019: No, "I'm blocking you" is not a silly game which should make you giggle. What if you have mobility issues like I do? I don't think you should LIKE being blocked on your way out of a room! For me, the blocking game would NOT be fun. You know I have shit to do and you're getting in my way for fun? Nope, you stay where you are. Besides, you deleted your Reddit account and I still have both of mine, so I WIN!

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Rev. Pix Butt?! / Yellow and green dragon! / Aafaq Manejwala?! / Jaleayah Davis?

2019-09-23T05:31:31Z

I had to do some laundry and haul it up the elevator again because I got some potato soup on my pants! While that was going on, I called Nick out for being a flaky millennial yesterday. No, he can't use a bad hangover and "depression" as an excuse. Say what I will about my past, I at least was raised to honor my commitments! Now I feel much better!

Calling Nick out on being a flaky millennial LIKE A BOSS! Why did I use my phone to type all this out when the computer is right there and much easier?!

Rev. Pix Butt?!

From Julie: A green and yellow colored dragon with pink flowers!

From True Crime Daily: Aafaq Manejwala?!

From Youtube: Jaleayah Davis?! It's pronounced somewhat like "Jill-i-ah" with a hint of JULIA. What?!

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Birthday Gifts / Presents in 2019!

2019-09-23T04:51:19Z

Birthday Gifts / Presents in 2019!

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This is a list of birthday gifts and cards that I received in 2019:

* Tostitos Rounds chips, No Name beef cup noodles, a birthday card with a cat coaster which is now between the fridge and my kitchen counter, Colgate 360 toothbrushes x2, Colgate Winterfresh Cavity Protection toothpaste, Colgate Cool Mint MaxFresh toothpaste, Burt's Bees ginger-lime lip balm, a tiny 30 mL Purell hand sanitizer, Simple Skincare cleansing wipes, and a new White Cross Scrubs pale blue scrub jacket.

* Jambalaya rice bowl, iced tea, and white chocolate cheesecake from both Erics, Jeremy, and Randal at the Richmond Centre Cactus Club! [Sept. 21]

* a birthday card from Jeremy

* a birthday card from Randal

* a cupcake birthday card, Mario, woodland creatures stickers, Domo, a rainbow cloud sticker, butterfly stickers, two Minions, Homer Simpson, and Easter Jesus stickers from Julie

* a dinner at Benkei Ramen from Chrystal: Spicy Akaoni Ramen served with pan-fried minced pork, green onion, bean sprouts, bamboo shoots, special roasted garlic oil, and roasted sesame. Toppings: butter, bamboo shoots, bean sprouts, spinach, kimchi, boiled egg, corn, green onion, cha siu, and cheese. [Sept. 27]

* a dinner at Han OK from Deb, Dylan, Declan, and Elysse (seafood pancake, spicy seafood tofu soup, Asahi beer, rice, tea, eggs, cheese, corn, kimchi, spicy pork, and bulgogi hot pot) plus a box of assorted Lindt chocolates [Oct. 4]

* a lunch at the Gloucester Café from Auntie Catherine [Oct. 1]

( Gift photos! )

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173 CRIMINALLY LISTED birthday thumbs-up in 2017! / Sharmon Crawford Intili?!

2019-09-19T02:43:35Z

9/18/19 is also a palindrome date!

Two years ago, I got 173 thumbs-up on my comment of September 18, 2017! "CRIMINALLY LISTED TIME! This makes a great belated birthday present, now that I am actually in the mood to watch things on Youtube! Now to make dumplings and finish off my Sara Lee strawberry cheesecake! :D"

From Youtube: Sharmon Jay Crawford Intili?! Why not Charmaine or Harmony?!

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Chastity Gooch Fant?! / Judge Richard Boner?! / Cycle Path! Psycho Path!

2019-07-19T22:49:21Z

I went to London Drugs at 1:30 on a 401 (where a guy was WEARING A TOQUE?!) to get on-sale NEW Heidi Chocolate Intense / Ginger / Himalayan Salt chocolate bars for Chinese Eric's birthday, two GIBSON owl mugs, two on-sale GUM toothbrushes, one big 300 mL Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa medicine bottle which I was able to open successfully at home (cheaper than two little 150 mL ones), NEW on-sale Webber Naturals Omega-3 fish oil softgel tablets for 40% off (inspired by Monday evening's discussion with the nephews), a red MARTEX washcloth, on-sale SpongeTowels paper towels, GOODY toothbrush covers x3, on-sale Sunkist chewable Vitamin C, and NEW Nivea Vanilla Buttercream lip balm x2. Took the stairs and noticed that the downstairs elevator works again at London Drugs, too! Just managed to get the 407 home at 2:10, so YAY for bus efficiency! Steph says Henry's birthday card and stickers arrived on time yesterday - PHEW!

Henry living his best life in a box with food and the stickers I sent him for his second birthday!

Webber Naturals Omega-3 fish oil tablets! 40% off sale!

Nivea Vanilla Buttercream lip balm!

( Chocolate and funny names! )

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Loundell Holdt and Chanin Holdt?! BAD SPELLING OF SHANNON!

2019-07-17T03:42:40Z

Finally found my non-drowsy Tylenol Complete Cold and Flu tablets so I could take two of them in the morning and hopefully stave off this incipient sickness - phew! I blame baby Beckett sneezing on me, but who knows? Could have been a sick person on transit, too.

From Julie: Loundell Holdt?!

From Julie: Chanin Holdt?! BAD SPELLING OF SHANNON! Makes me think of chain mail or a chainsaw!

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Book titles with a chainsaw! / THE ROMANCE OF RAYON?! / Having plans and pants!

2019-04-01T03:52:32Z

I've been talking to Robin off and on lately, and he says that Lena was toxic and basically a liar about the whole child thing, so... HA!

From Rue Morgue: Take the title of the last book you read and add "with a chainsaw." Post results. ARE YOU SHITTING ME WITH A CHAINSAW?!

From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: THE ROMANCE OF RAYON?!

From Single Dad Laughing: Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house.

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A bear with a chainsaw for your Valentine! / Jayson Clark?!

2019-02-05T02:52:30Z

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Philadelphia at 4 today, and lost 2-1. I hope that Alex Edler is okay too from that bloody injury... :(

Funny Valentine's Day card: If you ever get mauled by a bear with chainsaw hands, I hope he stays away from your face... because I think you are cute.

From Julie: Jayson Clark?! Reminds me of Palmer - yuck!

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A Nyquil berry pie for a nice quiet Thanksgiving!

2018-10-07T05:03:00Z

The Canucks played Calgary at 7 tonight, and lost 7-4. TWO EMPTY-NET GOALS?!

From Julie: Looking forward to a nice quiet Thanksgiving since I put Nyquil in my berry pie! MUHAHAHAHA!

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Getting 8 hours of sleep over 3 days! / Audrey Worm?!

2018-09-23T04:13:56Z

The Canucks played Calgary at 6:30 in the fourth game of their 2018-2019 training camp, and lost 5-2. The empty-net goal and their hat trick did NOT help!

From Shelley and Good Living Guide: I finally got 8 hours of sleep! It took me 3 days, but whatever.

From Julie: Audrey Worm?!

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