glowing_dragon: (Bubble Tea)
It was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT since I was up at 7:15 AM! Tommy's friend Jimmy Curran added me to Facebook - okay, then!


From Tyler A. and the Chive: Audrey Pennypacker?!




From Tyler A. and the Chive: Barry Shitpeas?!




From Golden: Jason W., Amos W., and me as Awana secretaries at church on March 29, 2008!

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I was up at 7:30 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT!


From Tyler A. and the Chive: Janice Keihanaikukauakahihiuliheekahaunaele?!




From Tyler A. and the Chive: Young Charles Cox?!




From Tyler A. and the Chive: Dr. Peter Power is in obstetrics and gynecology?!

glowing_dragon: (Bert and Ernie)
I went to London Drugs at 6 on a 401 to get some Silk almond milk because I'd finished my last carton, which expires on the 24th anyway. I decided to get some on-sale SunRype orange juice as well, and got home at 6:30 on a 407. Yay for bus efficiency!


3.78 litres of Sunrype pure apple juice!




3.78 litres of SunRype pure orange juice!




From EVIL TWINS: JARMECCA, Jasmiyah Kaneesha, and Tasmiyah Janeesha Whitehead?!




The twins' uncle is named HANEEF Whitehead?!




From Tyler A. and the Chive: Hari Vijay?!




To err is human. To arr is pirate.

glowing_dragon: (Poop)
Some older guy by the hospital said that my San Francisco shirt was a "nice shirt." Cool!


From Tyler A. and the Chive: Ramit Inmah Ashol?!




From Tyler A. and the Chive: Paul Twocock?!




From Tyler A. and the Chive: This old lady named ORAL was on a game show?! I've heard of Opal, but ORAL is way too much!




From Tyler A. and the Chive: Harry Sidebottom?!




From Tyler A. and the Chive: Crystal Coker?!

glowing_dragon: (Cherry Cheesecake or Pie)
I was up at 7:55 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT!


My Facebook friends have liked my posts 74,000 times as of today!




Glee Ewell and the family were murdered on Easter Sunday?! It's pronounced "U-ull."

glowing_dragon: (OMFG Yay!)
Today is National Ice Cream Day!


Chocolate Oreo ice cream cake:




From Janina: BADGER Daylighting!




Cyan to Sabin in the Imperial Camp, on the Magitek Armor: "Sir Sabin! How might these abominations be manipulated?"




From Reddit: Charisma Carpenter is an actress?!

glowing_dragon: (OMFG Yay!)
I discovered redrum today... ugh! Then Hester, her husband Ni, and two strong delivery guys dropped by at 1:45 with my BRAND NEW FRIDGE AND FREEZER from Moffat Applicances! That replaced my very old White-Westinghouse fridge and freezer from the 80s, which finally conked out in mid-May or mid-June. I wasn't impressed when Hester called me "N-G," and when the guys left my blue towel (which they used to wipe the back of the old fridge) on the bush outside the front door. I was going to throw it out anyway, but REALLY? At least I was able to save most of my fridge magnets AND the "peeing in toilet" decal from Granville Island!


From Janina and Team Crazy: I'm not a tomboy, but I'm not a girly girl, either. Like, I wanna get my nails done, but then again, I wanna set shit on fire.




From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Meat-fried cat ear! Fries pulls out the rotten child!




From Julie and JUDGE JUDY: Shameka Wilson?!




From Laid-Back Corner and Fuck Sensitivity: Cunt moon!

glowing_dragon: (Crazy-Eyed Bear)
I woke up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT!


From Janina: Baby wombats look like old kung-fu masters...




In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin / Shadow / Cyan / the Ghost are on the Phantom Train. They get to the dining car and decide to have something to eat. Sabin says, "Food! Chop! Let's go slop the hogs!"




From Reddit: A black girl on MTV's ARE YOU THE ONE? is named TYRANNY Todd?!

glowing_dragon: (LJ Drama)
From Janina: This alpaca is whispering to her friend, "I ain't got no panties on."




In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin / Shadow / Cyan / the Ghost are on the Phantom Train. They get to the dining car and decide to have something to eat. Cyan says, "A... are you going to be okay if you eat THIS?"




From Reddit: Dreama Walker is an actress?! I know my brother Jon has or had an old friend named Drema...




I found my brother Jon's old friend Drema on Facebook! Our mutual friends are Jon, Harmony, Dorcas, Dilys, Myles, Ty, Enoch, and Jeremy Kwan.

glowing_dragon: (OMFG Yay!)
There's a Philadelphia-area lawyer named Justin Bieber?!




There's a Philadelphia-area financier named James Dean?!




There's a Philadelphia-area public relations professional named Frank Sinatra?!

glowing_dragon: (Cherry Cheesecake or Pie)
Hester came by at 4:20 to check the freezer. As I thought, the dumplings did not freeze overnight! Thank goodness I kept that old bag for proof, as she'll NOW call maintenance after the long weekend. I guess I can call Barry on Tuesday, then.


From Janina: Christian Grey from FIFTY SHADES OF GREY says, "I'm Mr. Grey, and I can bring all your sexual fantasies to life." Dr. Frank N Furter from the ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW says, "Bitch, please."




From Julie S. and Snapchat: The Good Guys classic burger contains ANUS beef?! Then there's a CHICKEN POX pie?!

glowing_dragon: (Default)
Last night, I finally finished the tiny sample size bottle of Crown Royal 90% rye whiskey that I got on April 18! You bet I'm keeping this bottle, too! Tonight, I found 24/7 Youtube streams of AMERICAN DAD and FAMILY GUY, so of course I watched some of that!


There's a Willow Grove (Pennsylvania) landscaper named James Brown?! Bonus points: He refers to himself as James Brown, the Godfather of Soil.




There's a provost at the University of Pennsylvania named Vincent Price?! He's becoming the President of Duke University in July, too!




There's a Philadelphia-area venture capitalist named Winston Churchill?!

glowing_dragon: (LJ Drama)
From CrimeInc8 and YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: Tennyson Jacobson?!




My dad uses a toilet seat to put his plate on while he watches TV.




From Matt A.: An XKCD comic (#1011) on baby names! "13 Names for daughter: Ponzi, Eeemily, Fire Fire, Chipotla, Astamouthe, Eggsperm, [sound of record scratch], Parsley, Hot'n'Juicy Ann, Ovari, Friendly, Sean (pronounced SEEN), Joyst..." #2 reminds me of when my ex Korey wanted to name our kids Koreeeey and Leslieeeee because it would be "cool." NO!

glowing_dragon: (OMFG Yay!)
At 7:45 tonight, I found that I could tag non-friends in Facebook photos again - YAY! That's how it should be, dammit! Thank goodness it didn't last two weeks, as I had a lot of photos to tag!


From Janina: Can you spare just $2? Ranji is a nine-year-old boy living in Namibia. He has only one leg, one arm, and one eye. Each day, he has to ride seven miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes, and only one pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video - it's fucking hilarious.




From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Fuck vegetables!




From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Fawzi Mahmud?!




From Not Always Working: Mutemwiya Alexandrovna?!

glowing_dragon: (Devilish Smile)
From Buzzfeed: THE MANITOU?!




From Janina: Every girl is crazy about a shark-dressed man at Super Bowl 2015.




From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: This menu has stir-fried Wikipedia, stir-fried Wikipedia with pimientos, steamed eggs with Wikipedia...




When equipping Espers on the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS characters, Ifrit gives Setzer "STRENGH +1" at level-up. What the heck is that, game?!




From Julie: Diasia sounds like a "posh" version of Daisy!

glowing_dragon: (Crazy-Eyed Bear)
Spongebob Squarepants with a huge encyclopedia: Things That Offend People: The 2015 edition! It's even worse now in mid-2017!




From Reddit: Enabler / Abuse Apologist Bingo! Taking just one square: If I don't want to forgive someone for their treatment of me that's affected my whole LIFE, that does not mean I'm a bad person!




From Julie and JUDGE JUDY: Janice Tickle?!

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
Eric Ho called me at 5:35 to say that he was heading down to Richmond, and alerted me to the fact that Nathan was back in town recently, so of course I checked out Nathan's Facebook page! It's true: Daniel is now a Doctor! Also, their mom Auntie Lillian is going to have a small park at Yukon and 17th named after her soon! He got here at 6:10, and I had the parking pass ready, of course! Then he said that he was in his neighborhood, and bumped into Mike. Eric actually deliberately waved him down to talk to him even though he doesn't like Mike much: apparently, Mike's gone on fewer cross-border trips, but I think that's because Hagen's had reduced their requirements for picking up packages from every two weeks to a month. Anyway, Eric had apparently told Mike that "Leslie and I have fun when we hang out and it's not so empty." I had to get him to translate this, which apparently meant that there wasn't a feeling of missing the other person! (and to see if he missed stuff like that, too) At least Mike apparently got the message since he went quiet afterwards, and Eric mentioned now that Mike wasn't his cup of tea, either - JUST LIKE BILLIE DID! Of course, I had seemed happy to him back in 2013 and 2014...

We also talked about his new glasses (the other pair broke), my good eye for noticing that, future hangouts, wanting to extend me the courtesy of a heads-up, the Creamsicle ice cream, LeBron James and his dynasty, Sidney Crosby compared to Alexander Ovechkin, his not liking Richmond drivers, Nick Bonino, EA Sports and playing past players vs. modern players, a future road trip, Michael Jordan, a zero-zero tie (0-0 tie) till very late in the game, and Shania Twain being on TV at the game in Nashville before he finally left at 8:05. Yes, we ate McDonalds fries / sour cream and onion Pringles chips / Efruti gummy candy / wasabi Pringles chips / Creamsicle ice cream / Kettle chips in Moscow Mule flavor / Lays sour cream and sriracha chips. Now I'm going to relax with video game music for the rest of the night because having someone talk at me for three hours is pretty draining!
glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
From AMERICA'S DUMBEST CRIMINALS: A guy named Douglas Duncan robbed Dunkin' Donuts?! Bonus: His accomplice was named Howard Johnson!




From Janina: This gorilla is saying, "HUBERT! JASPER! I am not paying this man to take pictures of you two fooling around! Now sit still and behave!"




From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Sixi roasted husband!

glowing_dragon: (Bubble Tea)
I just finished some laundry, no thanks to some inconsiderate person taking up both washing machines (thus delaying it an hour), and then doing something to one of them so that my token wasn't accepted. FUCK!


From Janina and 9GAG: My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.




From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Racist Park!




Here is General Leo Christophe in your party at Mysidia (Thamasa) in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS!




From SEE NO EVIL: Kuba Psuty?!

glowing_dragon: (Bubble Tea)
I found some Youtube 24/7 streams of SOUTH PARK episodes, so of course I'm watching those! The last time I watched SOUTH PARK was in December 2014 here on TV with Mike at 10-10:30 PM!

I woke up at 7:15 AM, so of course it was COFFEE TIME! It's also National Doughnut Day today!


From Janina: The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.




From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: I can't find on Google, but it's delicious! This is from Taiwan.




In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Locke / Cyan / Edgar make it onto the stage at the Opera House with Celes and Prince Ralse, thanks to Ultros and his five-ton weight. Ultros says, "Silence! You are in the presence of octopus royalty! A lowborn thug like you could never defeat me!"

glowing_dragon: (Default)
From Janina: Bob Barker on THE PRICE IS RIGHT says, "Parting gifts! We have a nice toaster for you, loser!"




From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: A fire extinguisher labelled as a hand grenade?!




From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Detroit police busted someone named Denise COKE with a lot of COCAINE in May 2005! How ironic!

glowing_dragon: (Bert and Ernie)
TODAY IS DEFENSTRATION DAY!


My current Logitech 250 Deluxe computer keyboard with mouse:




Grumpy Cat: Still here. Worst apocalypse ever. (May 21, 2011)




From Janina: Life is short... false. It's the longest thing you do.




From The Mirror: Mardy Fish was a tennis player?!

glowing_dragon: (Bubble Tea)
Justin Bieber has a cousin named SHAWNTEAL?!




Justin Bieber has half-siblings named JAZMYN and JAXON?!




From Julie: Aireka?! Only Airwrecka surpasses that, purely because "air wreck" is an awful thing to have in your name!




From Reddit: Emery Deathrage?!

Death Rage! )
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I called Uncle Andrew's office at 11:50 AM to reschedule my appointment again because I don't want to miss the DRAGON QUEST block at RPG Limit Break tomorrow! They're also doing MOTHER! The new date is June 6 (a Tuesday) at 4, which should be doable. I took a shower later on, too.


From Krista: Purple nightmare dragon!




From Julie: Gori Julian? That's not a nickname for some long Eastern European name...




From Wesley: I made a huge mistake this morning! While making breakfast, I thought the Kikkoman soy sauce was the Mrs. Butterworth's Original pancake syrup!

glowing_dragon: (Poop)
From NIGHTMARE NEXT DOOR: Kiplyn Davis?!




From Jazmin and The Leaking Bucket List: It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.




Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney finally make it to the highway in MOTHER 3. They see a cow waiting in line for the highway washroom! This woman says, "Get to the back of the line like everyone else!"

glowing_dragon: (Crazy-Eyed Bear)
I just got another blue screen of death, which took me twelve minutes to fully recover from!


From Julie: Meleeza?! Is that supposed to be MELISSA?!




Here's the sign for the interpretive centre in Head Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, Alberta!




My ex-friend Fiann apparently bought some False Elephant Snout in a can from Golden Brand...

glowing_dragon: (OMFG Yay!)
I had a headache today and had to abandon my Tomato Alfredo lunch in favor of a nap at 12. At least I felt better at 3! Then I got email: Jon thinks that there's a family dinner on Monday at their place. Apparently, there's going to be a lunch tomorrow at the lards' place with Steph, Lisa, and Fraser. I can't take that much family time! Gotta figure out when the FOOD STREAM is on Cuya's Twitch first!


From Julie: RAINY is a human name?!




Holden Johnson?!




From Youtube: Kenia Monge?! (pronounced "Kenya Mon-hey")




From Lucas and r/wewantplates: A huge sushi boat!

glowing_dragon: (Bert and Ernie)
I went out to vote today, at least.


From Krista: A red dragon guarding a spire from heroes!




From The Bleacher Report: Wolfgang Wolf?!




From Julie: Ted Yoho?! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!




Anelisa Durham?! I see her parents tried to avoid "anal" in her name by not spelling it as Analisa, but you can still hear it when you say the name. Yuck!

glowing_dragon: (Poop)
COFFEE TIME since I got up at 8 AM, plus very good poop timing! YAY!


From Ask Ideas: This black baby says, "Oh no! I think I just sharted!"




From Ask Ideas: 10 Guy thinks, "That moment you fart, and realized that you sharted..."




From Ask Ideas: Futurama Fry says, "Not sure if slow, warm fart or a diarrhea shart."

glowing_dragon: (French Toast)
I got a blue screen of death at 11:12 AM! I also showered today.


From Funny Junk: Right next to Quindarious Gooch, a black Harry Potter has been arrested for crack possession!




From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Wing Flannagan?!




Only in Japan: A Whopper with over 700 pickles on it!




I'll never be perfect, but I'll always be unique!

glowing_dragon: (Bert and Ernie)
Jack Bauer on 24's LIVE ANOTHER DAY on May 5, 2014: DAMMIT, CHLOE!




From The Bleacher Report: Sonny Sixkiller?!




From The Bleacher Report: Neville Neville?!




From The Bleacher Report: Tommy Gunn?!




From The Bleacher Report: Rabbit Maranville?!

glowing_dragon: (Default)
From Julie: Meocean is a girl's name?! If you identify as the ocean and you're not a little kid, I've got news for you...




From Buzzfeed: BUTTER SAFE THAN SORRY?!




From Vanessa: "Ling-Ling, why you get B+ at school? You not Bsian, you Asian!"

glowing_dragon: (Consumer Whore)
From Julie: Cosmas Curry?!




From Janina: If you didn't get "Luck Be In The Air Tonight" on this WHEEL OF FORTUNE puzzle, the Internet has probably ruined you.




From Buzzfeed: GANGSTA RAP COLORING BOOK?!

glowing_dragon: (Devilish Smile)
It's Earth Day today!


Education: Why think for yourself, when you'd be better off just accepting our teachings without resistance? Now, just drink the Kool-Aid like Adam Hilliker wants you to...




From Dateline NBC: Zuzu Verk was a murder victim?!




From CFOX: This was 6 foot, 10 inch Zdeno Chara's bed for the Sochi Olympics in 2014!

glowing_dragon: (Devilish Smile)
I went out at 2:15 and wasted time at Richmond Centre trying to find a NEW Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino. Then I just missed a 410 bus to Big Crazy; when I got there, I bought Knorr hot and sour soup mix x5 / JOY dumplings x 4 (lamb and onion, pork and vegetable, pork and tri-treasure, pork and chive) / NEW Burning Dry Noodles in chili oil flavor / a family-size 400g bag of Nongshim shrimp crackers / NEW Chongqing Hot and Sour noodles in a cup. After that, I just missed a 410 bus for London Drugs, where I eventually bought NEW Häagen-Dazs Spirits ice cream x4 (Rum Ginger Cookie / Irish Cream Coffee Biscotti / Whiskey Chocolate Truffle / Rum Vanilla Caramel Blondie) and a new red Gibson owl coffee mug without a sticker on the bottom or inner bumps. I got home at 3:55, no thanks to having to wait for a 407.


Chongqing Hot and Sour noodles!




Burning Dry Noodles in Chili Oil flavor!




Nongshim family-size shrimp crackers!




Don't you EVER interrupt me while I'm reading a BOOK!




From Reddit: The MOTHER 1 party (Ninten, Lloyd and Ana) comes across this guy in the town of Reindeer. "I am a man whose existence does not matter."




From Julie: Pet is a name?! This gives new meaning to the term "pet name"...

glowing_dragon: (Devilish Smile)
From Whisper: 4-20 is National Weed Day, 4-21 is National Drug Test Day, and 4-22 is National Unemployment Day!




From Julie: Savvy Shields?! No, this is not an ad for a medieval armor shop... that's her name, short for Savannah. I don't think Savannah needs a nickname...




From Vanessa: Butter soda?! EW!

glowing_dragon: (Poop)
From Janina: Mrs. Slocombe from ARE YOU BEING SERVED!




From Julie S. and Snapchat: Popeye's Chicken is offering JALAPENIS chicken POOPERS?! Then there's an overpriced breakfast menu offering "delicious and SWETTY" items - EW!




From REAL STORIES: INSATIABLE HUNGER: Rody O'Reilly?!

glowing_dragon: (Bert and Ernie)
Barbarella Buchner married her two cats?! Reminds me of Duran Duran's song ELECTRIC BARBARELLA.




Troian Bellisario?! Reminds me of Trojan condoms or Deanna Troi, hahaha.




Kefka in the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS Figaro desert after Castle Figaro sinks into the sand: "Son of a bitch! They'll pay for this..."

glowing_dragon: (Default)
Vanessa told me earlier on Facebook chat that she's bringing me some Bath and Body Works hand soap tomorrow night. I joked that I had showered earlier (true), so I shouldn't smell THAT bad. Hahaha!


From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Trinity Cawood is a GUY?! Not that I like Trinity for a girl, either... and the surname is pronounced "Kay-wood," not "Caw-wood."




After finishing up the Vector banquet sequence in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Locke and Terra go to the pub. Tarza, on the pub: "Smells like parents' house here... why so familiar?" Wait... how does he remember that if he was thrown out of the house immediately after his birth?!

glowing_dragon: (Cherry Cheesecake or Pie)
I discovered redrum today.


From Engrish.com and TheZombieRiot.com: A candy conversation heart saying, "Now it places the lotion in the basket"!




From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES with Dennis Farina: Jackie Dragon!




From Discord: A Norfolk mace!




From Reddit: This hurricane over Saturn looks like Giygas.

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