glowing_dragon: (Bert and Ernie)
Jon sent me a Facebook message at 9:40 about possibly helping with the kids on Monday afternoon, and mentioned that he'd let Harmony arrange Wednesday with me. Sure, why not? That reminded me to call Barry AGAIN at 11:45 to see if I could change our appointment time since that's also on Wednesday. This time, I left a message! He called me back shortly after, saying that he'd been going to call me because he also wanted to change the appointment time since he'll be in Vancouver for longer than he thought. YAY FOR GOOD TIMING! Thursday afternoon at 12:30 works for me!


From Not Always Right: Kai Drawwater?! Draw Water?! Now I want fish and chips, too...




From Not Always Right: Katrin Schirmir?! The last name is rhymy, and the first name looks incomplete. It should really be Katrina! She also claims to be an introvert (but uses it in the "social anxiety" way), claims to be part of the LGBT spectrum (yet is married to a man), and always repeats people's jokes back to them when she isn't commenting 20 times on one story alone...




From Not Always Working: Kristen Parlee? Parlee as in "parley" spelled correctly, as in TALKING?!




From Not Always Working: Keera Ann Fox?!




From Not Always Working: Keesha Turner?! I bet she's black...

glowing_dragon: (Devilish Smile)
UGH! I just had to kill at least one more insect crawling on my computer desk!


Zakiya / Tarwaskia / Andre' / Savieon / JaQuan / Dana' / Centil / Shawnika / Tarnesha / LaTonya / Romeikie / Shamell / Candra?! Ah, ghetto names...

glowing_dragon: (French Toast)
Today is Retirement Day!


From Not Always Right: Karen Jessie?!




From Baby's Named A Bad Bad Thing: Norbertine Bresslem-Roth?! Does Norbert REALLY need a feminine form?!




From Not Always Right: Talisha Cooper?! At least this is better than Devontae...




From Not Always Working: Tanqueray Strange?! She isn't even black, so she can't have this name! However, she IS local, being from White Rock!

glowing_dragon: (LJ Drama)
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Today is Left-Handers Day! I had to deal with a lot of online drama this morning, which involved some rude and condescending Penguins fan named Jennifer who thought that she had an IQ of 169, and that my "attitude problem" could be solved by talking to her. I don't THINK so! Thank goodness Helen Y. understood, while Jimmy could definitely relate, and Tommy was okay with people leaving that Metropolis Division group chat on Facebook. Hopefully, Jimmy and I can forge more of a friendship! I think it's a good sign that he says he trusts me (gotta make sure that stays) and wants me to speak my mind / anything to him. I'll just take this friendship slowly, as per usual.


From Julie: Talton English?!




From Not Always Working: Khristy Monigold?! The only acceptable spellings for that name are Christy and Kristy. MAYBE Kristi or Cristy.




In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, the party finally makes it to the Ancient Castle dungeon. They find Queen Yunalesca's Diary in a room to the right of the throne! "A book, with a gem-encrusted cover... Queen Yunalesca's Diary."




In the GBA version of FINAL FANTASY VI, the diary is simply "The Queen's Diary." In the SNES version (not pictured), the diary is even more simple: "Queen's Diary." It says, "The Queen's Diary... I have fallen in love with Odin. It is a forbidden love, I know... But the flames of passion obey not rule or reason..."




This is from the SNES version: If Terra is in the FINAL FANTASY VI party at this point, she will have something to say after everyone reads the Queen's Diary. "Love between a human and an Esper..." Yes, that is her defining character trait!

glowing_dragon: (LJ Drama)
I started out my morning by trying - and failing - to kill a silverfish that was CRAWLING ON MY COMPUTER DESK AND ON ME! Luckily, I wasn't wearing shorts! I bleached the desk later on, then promptly got a headache. Jon sent me an FB message to see if I could come tomorrow instead; I said no because I needed to shower and do laundry. At least he thanked me for letting him know! Then I talked to Vanessa about Krista, and to Tommy about music.


From Not Always Hopeless: Reyos Blackwood?! He seems to be a furry, too! ACK!




From Not Always Right: Ryley Paulson?! RILEY is not supposed to be spelled with a Y in place of the I in the name!




From Not Always Right: Sabra A. Ludwig?! IT'S A BRA, or the Sabra food company!




From Not Always Right: Sean Karp?! it's like carp, the fish!




From Not Always Related: Shailyn O'Neill?!

glowing_dragon: (Cherry Cheesecake or Pie)
From Baby's Named A Bad Bad Thing: Tangie Ambrose named her son Rock and her daughter Stone Love?! Rock and Stone?!




From Not Always Friendly: Apical Meristem?! She's also from CANNON BALL, North Dakota!




From Baby's Named A Bad Bad Thing: Darth Vader Williamson?! Of course this news story was published on STAR WARS DAY, May 4!

glowing_dragon: (Consumer Whore)
From the r/hockey Discord server: Kyrie Irving plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers?! To me, Kyrie seems like a feminine name, and reminds me WAY too much of Kylie! Also reminds me of the Kyrie eleison...




This is from Wesley, who thinks this looks like Dr. Andonuts from EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK. Satan: He just wants to be your friend.




Dr. Andonuts:




From Adela: A book commits suicide every time you watch JERSEY SHORE. HAHAHAHA!

glowing_dragon: (Devilish Smile)



"You Are the Judicial Branch"




You have a well-developed sense of right and wrong, but you are always open to changing your mind about the details.
You have a very rational mind. You never judge until you learn all of the facts and context for something.

You are good at seeing issues in full. You can hold a lot of details in your head at once, and you're able to organize chaos.
You aren't an overly emotional person, and you can see when people are arguing from emotion. You can step back and assess without passion.







From Ben and Tumblr: Mail and email ten years ago in 2001 vs. mail and email now in 2011, when this was created.




From Reddit: Grim Vermeiren is from Flanders or Belgium?!

glowing_dragon: (Happy Birthday!)
THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS.


I'm going to take a shower soon - I feel really dirty for some reason!


Nicolas Cage: Today is your birthday!




Have a Nicolas Cage birthday party!




After the Doma Castle dungeon in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Cyan's darkness in his soul has been erased. His sprite is now Cecil Harvey as a Paladin! Cyan became a Paladin!




Here is Cyan Garamonde as Cecil Harvey the Holy Paladin in the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS menu!




From Not Always Working: Amanda Panda Budd?!

glowing_dragon: (Bert and Ernie)
THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS.


It was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT at 7:30 AM this morning. After finding mouse droppings in the kitchen and looking things up online, I went to London Drugs at 10:20 on a 407. Unfortunately, there was an older lady at the bus stop who thought that I wanted to be the recipient of endless talking about when the next bus would get there. I gave her the eminently unhelpful answer of "no" when asked for the time, and an equally unhelpful answer of "five minutes ago" when asked if and when I left my house, hahaha. I also don't flip off drivers THAT often, but WHY WOULD YOU DRIVE INTO A PEDESTRIAN'S PATH WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO CROSS AT AN UNMARKED CROSSWALK?! Once I finally got to the store, I got index cards / two on-sale jugs of bleach / some zebra duct tape. Then I got home at 10:55 on a 401 and started cleaning / disinfecting / putting duct tape and steel wool in the kitchen.


Clorox Bleach!




Zebra duct tape!




Here are Emperor Zemus and Imperial Soldier Biggs in the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS game menu!




From Not Always Related: Ieva Heaven?!

glowing_dragon: (Crazy-Eyed Bear)
Today is National Watermelon Day! :D


From Not Always Friendly: Tonda Creel? She's not even black, so I'm not sure what her parents' excuse is here...




From Not Always Working: Priscilla Kida Ferrari?! I know my sister used to know someone around here called Jessica Ferrari..




From Not Always Right: Ben Household?!




From Not Always Right: Brittany Picker?! What if she DOESN'T want to pick things?




From Julie: Reveca?! That's not even the Jewish / Hebrew version of Rebecca, which would be Rebekah...

glowing_dragon: (OMFG Yay!)
I saw a dead mouse, so called Barry to see if he could remove it - he said he'd try. I was surprised when there was a knock on the door at about 3:45, which happened to be a Shaw technician. He installed the Wi-Fi router / modem for me, and did a lot of stuff to some wires and cables outside as well, saying that it was still kind of weird. No shit, especially when my digital phone lines get kicked offline! I'm just glad to have Internet access again, so will be focusing on my many screenshots!


From Not Always Friendly: Teal Cyko?!




Marshawn Lynch?!




From I Love Vampires: Tahlequah Rae Pruitt?!




From I Love Vampires: Sequoyah L. Pruitt?! I guess her parents didn't know that a sequoia is a TREE only!




Speaking of tree names, my high school friend Brandi named her daughter Aspen at least 16 years ago...

glowing_dragon: (Bubble Tea)
From Not Always Right: India L. Byess?! India is a country, not a name!




I remember this name from a long-ago piano recital at Lansdowne Mall: Enoch Deer?! I think he had a sister named Patricia, too.




From Not Always Right: Poutrelle Guerremondiale Lequatorzieme?! Mmm, poutine! Poutine, war, and the equator... what could go wrong? Oh yes, "Poutrelle" rhyming with POUBELLE, the French word for "garbage"!




From Not Always Working: Ireneia Mink?! What was wrong with just plain Irene?!

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
I was up at 6:30 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! My glasses arm broke at approximately 7 AM this morning, so since I was going to go out to the nearby medical clinic anyway (removal for hearing!), I went to Factory Direct / Factory Optical. At least this time, I don't have Korey trying to manipulate me into seeing him instead (and into being "best friends" with Randal) like I did in early January 2008, although white Eric's concern about transit was good! The Canada Line took me to Factory Direct / Factory Optical way sooner than transit did back then, too!

My only problem was being unable to find my spare glasses in any drawer! Before I left, I called the medical clinic to see about their walk-in schedule. I got an appointment at 4:30, so I went out to the glasses place first. It was definitely more convenient to use the Canada Line to bus to Broadway and Ash: just get off at Olympic Village and walk not even half a block! The repair cost $25! I got home at 12:45 on a 407, at least. Then the clinic called me at 4:15 to check whether I was still coming in - of course! Dr. Schmaltz (?) was filling in and did my removal for hearing in an efficient manner, so I got home at 4:50. Not bad!


From Not Always Right: Kiliano Best?!




From Not Always Right: Jonathon Side?! Sorry, but that is an incorrect spelling of Jonathan!




From Not Always Right: Stina Wargo Kolling?! Couldn't her parents have gone with Christina instead?!




From Not Always Right: Storm McCreery Rye?! Makes me think of storm rye whiskey, if there's such a thing!




From Not Always Right: Muh Legy?!

glowing_dragon: (Consumer Whore)
I went out at 1 on a C94 to go to the Brighouse Library mini book sale, which I'd heard about yesterday on Facebook Events, eventually buying Age of Iron (Angus Watson), The City Stained Red (Sam Sykes, who also happens to be Diana Gabaldon's son!), The Dinosaur Lords (Victor Milan), The Awakened Mage (Karen Miller), and The Boleyn Inheritance (Philippa Gregory) - not bad for $2.75! Then I went to KFC at Richmond Centre for two chicken wings because of CHICKEN WING DAY, which proved to be more expensive overall at $5.55 than six pieces for $9. The last stop was Shoppers Drug Mart, where I took advantage of the sale on Ben and Jerry's ice cream: Chocolate Fudge Brownie / NEW Peanut Butter Half-Baked! I got home at 2:10 on a 401 since I didn't want to risk the ice cream melting in the heat, as I'd just missed the 407.


Ben and Jerry's Peanut Butter Half-Baked ice cream!




From Krista: A golden dragon fighting with ice breath!




From Dragons: An awesome and pretty dragon mug!




From Not Always Right: Rebecca Groat?! Reminds me of the food item...




From Not Always Learning: Revie Ishai?!




From Not Always Right: Rob Tonka?! Reminds me of toy Tonka trucks! He even has a Tonka hat!

glowing_dragon: (Default)
I did laundry today.


From Not Always Working: Mahtze Nehmersiz?! Reminds me of Jewish matzoh balls!




From Not Always Right: Tehvon Quarantine Hyena?!




From Not Always Right: Marshae Tunis Sun?!




From Not Always Right: Ladya Aloe?!

glowing_dragon: (Bubble Tea)
It was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT since I was up at 7:15 AM! Tommy's friend Jimmy Curran added me to Facebook - okay, then!


From Tyler A. and the Chive: Audrey Pennypacker?!




From Tyler A. and the Chive: Barry Shitpeas?!




From Golden: Jason W., Amos W., and me as Awana secretaries at church on March 29, 2008!

glowing_dragon: (Cherry Cheesecake or Pie)
I was up at 7:40 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Also, I'm too full on these mashed potatoes!


From LinkedIn: Chukuemeka Emenanjo?!




From Engrish.com: Deep-fried fish with sexy curry!




From Janina and Just Cat Things: This cat says, "Come quickly, Mama! I caught him! I caught a cereal killer!" The other cat is squished inside a Kellogg's cereal box so he can't get away!

glowing_dragon: (Default)
I was up at 7:30 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT!


From Tyler A. and the Chive: Janice Keihanaikukauakahihiuliheekahaunaele?!




From Tyler A. and the Chive: Young Charles Cox?!




From Tyler A. and the Chive: Dr. Peter Power is in obstetrics and gynecology?!

glowing_dragon: (Poop)
Some older guy by the hospital said that my San Francisco shirt was a "nice shirt." Cool!


From Tyler A. and the Chive: Ramit Inmah Ashol?!




From Tyler A. and the Chive: Paul Twocock?!




From Tyler A. and the Chive: This old lady named ORAL was on a game show?! I've heard of Opal, but ORAL is way too much!




From Tyler A. and the Chive: Harry Sidebottom?!




From Tyler A. and the Chive: Crystal Coker?!

glowing_dragon: (No Netspeak!)
Jon's friend Jason Lyle added me to Facebook - what?!


From Janina and Not Always Right: A Killer Pickup Line! "You're pretty. You look like someone in my book on serial killers."




Noel has a Facebook friend named Doug KIDNEY, haha!




From Not Always Working: Ohkanda Riki?!




From Not Always Right: Abhi Mayadam?!




From Not Always Right: Sarah Moray?! Reminds me of moray eels...

glowing_dragon: (Crazy-Eyed Bear)
I got an email from Mike about adding him to my LinkedIn network - NO FUCKING WAY! Then I showered tonight after talking to Vanessa about her pregnancy, Langley dim sum, ha-gow, and such via Facebook messages.


Carry A. Nation?!




Shadow never appears on the Blackjack in FINAL FANTASY 6, yet he has a line in the game's content, anyway. Here he is with Setzer, Sabin, Edgar, and Gau. "... Why am I here...? For the money, I guess."




From Janina: Who needs gender roles when we can have sushi rolls?

glowing_dragon: (OMFG Yay!)
I woke up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Later on, I learned that I'm an aunt again to Nephew #4, Henry, who was born at about 6 AM! I approve of the first and middle names.


In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Strago and the party defeat Astos the Dark Elf and his Dark Goblins on Ebot's Rock north of Mysidia. The player discovers that Gungho was faking his injuries, then the party leaves town. On the way out, they come across Gungho, who asks: "Everything okay?"




Freek de Jonge and Hella Asser?!




From George Takei: According to serving sizes, I'm a family of four.

glowing_dragon: (Consumer Whore)
I went out at 2:45 and got two cans of NEW Comfort Creek Foods chicken and dumplings from the Dollar Tree. Then I got another pack of Samyang 2x Spicy Hot Chicken Ramen Flavor noodles from Big Crazy. Since they had a 10-cent surcharge on debit purchases, I got some Want Want snowy crackers. (which are plain and bland, so I'll give them to Chrystal) Apparently, I forgot my purple wallet there! Good thing that a lady came up behind me in the parking lot and let me know... that saved me some time and energy! Then I went to London Drugs to get a NEW Vileda cotton and microfibre mop and a NEW Vileda Quick Wring bucket - the wringer is connected to the bucket!

That's much easier than trying to get the wringer to stay on the grey bucket from people, so I threw out the old mop and bucket (along with the slightly wet toilet paper packs from yesterday) when I got home at 4. Later, I went to London Drugs again at 5:55 to get the rest of my bulky purchases: Cottonelle toilet paper x2 and on-sale SpongeTowels Ultra-Strong paper towels! I added two on-sale MAMA spicy shrimp noodles and on-sale NEW Bar Harbor fish chowder cans x2 to that as long as I was using my Royal Bank debit card. I got home at 6:35 on a 407, and I'd better not have any more emergencies in the next ten days!


Comfort Creek Foods chicken and dumplings!




SpongeTowels Ultra-Strong paper towels!




Bar Harbor fish chowder with Alaskan pollock!




Crackers, mops, buckets, dragons, and names! )
glowing_dragon: (Cherry Cheesecake or Pie)
I was up at 7:55 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT!


My Facebook friends have liked my posts 74,000 times as of today!




Glee Ewell and the family were murdered on Easter Sunday?! It's pronounced "U-ull."

glowing_dragon: (OMFG Yay!)
Today is National Ice Cream Day!


Chocolate Oreo ice cream cake:




From Janina: BADGER Daylighting!




Cyan to Sabin in the Imperial Camp, on the Magitek Armor: "Sir Sabin! How might these abominations be manipulated?"




From Reddit: Charisma Carpenter is an actress?!

glowing_dragon: (French Toast)
Since I was up at 8 AM today, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! I went out at 10:25 on a 407 and was finally able to make it to the Dollar Tree and Big Crazy today on a 403 from Brighouse before it got TOO hot outside! I got a can of Success mushroom pieces, Knorr mashed potatoes in chicken gravy, and Knorr mashed potatoes in beef gravy. (I had to check if I could microwave them first, of course!) I'm thankful to have the option again to purchase frozen food again: pork and tri-treasure x2 / lamb and onion / pork and chives JOY DUMPLINGS from Big Crazy! Inspired by CuyaDK, I also got some Samyang 2x Spicy Hot Chicken Flavor Ramen x4 at Big Crazy, plus Knorr hot and sour soup mix x3 since I was there anyway. I got home at 11:35 on a 407 from London Drugs, which is good. I think I'll wait on ice cream, since I don't care much for the prices or sizes for Häagen-Dazs at London Drugs right now. Of course, I might also change my mind on that, haha.





Samyang 2x Spicy Hot Chicken Flavor Ramen! Hochi! Chicken with a bomb!




Knorr mashed potatoes in chicken gravy!




Knorr mashed potatoes in beef gravy!




From Not Always Right: Desiray Poitras?! That should be spelled DESIREE!




From Not Always Right: Oshai Karen Brown?!




From Not Always Right: Rebecca Barker Sprang?! Like the past tense of "to spring up"?




From Not Always Right: Krystina Casimir?! I like the last name, although the first name would be better spelled as CHRISTINA.

glowing_dragon: (Default)
Today is Bastille Day!


From Krista: Black dragon breathing fire!




The FINAL FANTASY V Spoof Version 1.01 title screen!




From Reddit: Kamala Harris?! Makes me think of camels!

glowing_dragon: (OMFG Yay!)
I discovered redrum today... ugh! Then Hester, her husband Ni, and two strong delivery guys dropped by at 1:45 with my BRAND NEW FRIDGE AND FREEZER from Moffat Applicances! That replaced my very old White-Westinghouse fridge and freezer from the 80s, which finally conked out in mid-May or mid-June. I wasn't impressed when Hester called me "N-G," and when the guys left my blue towel (which they used to wipe the back of the old fridge) on the bush outside the front door. I was going to throw it out anyway, but REALLY? At least I was able to save most of my fridge magnets AND the "peeing in toilet" decal from Granville Island!


From Janina and Team Crazy: I'm not a tomboy, but I'm not a girly girl, either. Like, I wanna get my nails done, but then again, I wanna set shit on fire.




From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Meat-fried cat ear! Fries pulls out the rotten child!




From Julie and JUDGE JUDY: Shameka Wilson?!




From Laid-Back Corner and Fuck Sensitivity: Cunt moon!

glowing_dragon: (Devilish Smile)
Hester dropped by at 8:25 (after being VERY impatient when I didn't answer her knocking in two seconds) to inform me how lucky I was: I'm getting a new fridge / freezer tomorrow! She told her supervisors about it, and it took less than a week! I should have told her about it in May when I noticed something, but I didn't think it was great. Then I took a shower later on.


My ex-friend Marko Velimir Kobak, who's a Leafs fan!




Nail Railovich Yakupov?! I think the patronymic is cool enough, though.




Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris go to the town of Tule in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. Being a pirate, Faris ditches the party in order to go drinking in the pub. Everyone else goes to the pub after doing some exploring and shopping. They go upstairs to find Faris asleep in a room. Bartz and Galuf go in separately, and then fall in love with Faris. who comes out and says: "What's with the hearts? Come on, guys, Lenna isn't THAT cute!"




Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris go to the town of Tule in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. Being a pirate, Faris ditches the party in order to go drinking in the pub. Everyone else goes to the pub after doing some exploring and shopping. They go upstairs to find Faris asleep in a room. Bartz and Galuf go in separately, and then fall in love with Faris. Lenna then says, "I think these hearts are for you, Faris."

glowing_dragon: (Crazy-Eyed Bear)
I woke up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT!


From Janina: Baby wombats look like old kung-fu masters...




In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin / Shadow / Cyan / the Ghost are on the Phantom Train. They get to the dining car and decide to have something to eat. Sabin says, "Food! Chop! Let's go slop the hogs!"




From Reddit: A black girl on MTV's ARE YOU THE ONE? is named TYRANNY Todd?!

glowing_dragon: (Consumer Whore)
From Candy: The (Hard Knock) Life of a Facebook Photo! Brought to you by Pixable!


How did you take the picture? With a film camera: What a hipster. Ha! Now you have to get it developed! Don't get it digital: You can't tag people on prints! Get it digital: It's a 21st century thing. Ask somebody about it! LAPTOP!

How did you take the photo: With a digital camera: Do you even know where your cable is? Didn't find it yet. #FAIL

Do you even know where your cable is? FOUND IT! LAPTOP! Does the picture need to be edited? YES! Use (and abuse) the iPhoto enhance feature. Vignette Effect it too, if you're fancy like that.

Does the picture need to be edited? NO. Sure?

Does the picture need to be edited? Don't know how. (?) :/ Haha, guess you're stuck with red-eye!

How did you take the picture? With a phone! Did you hipstamatic / Instagram it? YES! Revel in how original and artistic you are. NO.

How did you take the picture: With an iPad. Do you realize how RIDICULOUS you look? YES! NO. Either way, you don't care, because you know everyone is jealous you have an iPad 2.

Upload Photos to Facebook! Insert a funny / witty caption and tag everybody: yourself and friends! The self-tagging analysis process: You look AWESOME. PROFILE PIC! You look okay. Tag yourself. You look TERRIBLE. DELETE!

Upload Photos to Facebook! The friend-tagging analysis process: They look better than you! Don't tag anyone. You all look okay, or they look TERRIBLE: Tag everyone!

Get likes!

Get a notification saying someone profiled your picture, Realize he or she cropped you out. Tag your hand as evidence of your presence. Consider defriending him or her... leave a snarky comment instead.

Get a notification saying someone profiled your picture. You're in it! LIKE it!

Immediately, half the people untag themselves. (seriously, are they ever not on Facebook?)

Get comments: "Ew! Gross! Take this down. NOW!" Take it down. :( End up with an album half the size you started with. Leave it anyway. Lose a friend, but enjoy everyone else's appreciation!

Get comments: "Awesome pic!" Pat yourself on the back...

And have the picture never be seen again... until one day, someone finds it on a Facebook stalking spree.

Designed by TheLuLab.com




Cody and Corey Manyshots?!

glowing_dragon: (LJ Drama)
From Janina: This alpaca is whispering to her friend, "I ain't got no panties on."




In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin / Shadow / Cyan / the Ghost are on the Phantom Train. They get to the dining car and decide to have something to eat. Cyan says, "A... are you going to be okay if you eat THIS?"




From Reddit: Dreama Walker is an actress?! I know my brother Jon has or had an old friend named Drema...




I found my brother Jon's old friend Drema on Facebook! Our mutual friends are Jon, Harmony, Dorcas, Dilys, Myles, Ty, Enoch, and Jeremy Kwan.

glowing_dragon: (Default)
After what happened earlier today, I think I really have to take a shower and do laundry!


From Not Always Right: Lindsi Skollingsberg?! That's not how you spell LINDSAY!




From Reddit: Cadwallader C. Washburn?! This is kind of badass!




From Reddit: Crispus Attucks?! This is badass!




From Reddit: Norman Conquest played soccer?!

glowing_dragon: (Poop)
I was up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Then I lost a pair of underwear due to TMI reasons because I had to throw them out... SO DAMN STRESSFUL! :(


From Ask Ideas: The girl says, "You were right, Mom. The only way to know if it was a shart or a fart is to check." Her brother replies, "Looks like a shart, Tammy."




From Not Always Hopeless: Ares Zax?!




From Not Always Right: Annis Ashwell?! So... kind of like ANUS?!

glowing_dragon: (OMFG Yay!)
There's a Philadelphia-area lawyer named Justin Bieber?!




There's a Philadelphia-area financier named James Dean?!




There's a Philadelphia-area public relations professional named Frank Sinatra?!

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
Lisa got my birthday card... YAY! :D


From Reddit: MICHEAL HALEY plays for the San Jose Sharks?! Why would you misspell your kid's name like that?! No, he's not the only one in the NHL, either...




From Reddit: MICHEAL FERLAND plays for the Calgary Flames?! Why would you misspell your kid's name like that?! No, he's not the only one in the NHL, either...




From Alexandra in my ex-friend Lucas's Discord: Johnny Depp says, "I don't know how to act my age. I've never been this old before."

glowing_dragon: (Devilish Smile)
From my ex-friend Lucas and Discord: New numerous old altar green Chinese prickly ash pickled fish?! "Is the spicy pickled fish cultured is to Sichuan river fish, smooth fresh enough, plus new numerous really old old pickled vegetable, acid bright enough, plus the real hot girl from secret spicy formula, really hot hot."




From Not Always Working: Sacke Svensson?! Every time I see his name on the Facebook comment pages, I think of a sack of potatoes or money!




From Not Always Working: Alysha Isabel Meeks?! My ex Korey used to have a cousin with this spelling... I do like the initials spelling out AIM, though.

glowing_dragon: (Bert and Ernie)
BOYS: Abijah Edwin, Algernon Angell James, Anchor Thomas (Carrier), Aquilla Cornelius, Arthur Nehemiah, Augustus Adalbert Evelyn, Carnavon Lewis, Charles Hercules Mylz, Clarence Alured, Demas Joseph, Edinborough, Enos Ezra, Epiphany Cole Grose, Fitzroy Chichester, Foxcrowle Percival, Fray Mohawk, Galenus George, Granville Montague, Homer Christopher, Hophni Phinehas, Lockett Frederick, Lothian Treble, Lyttleton Vernon, Miles Matthias, Moreton Heber Augustus, Newton Jarvis, Not Wanted James, Octavius Scarlett (Vale), Orr Cox, Publius John, Redemption, Senior Ramsey, St. Clare Nathaniel Henry, Tatton Lane Fox, Telemachus, Tempest Simeon, Thurto Joseph, Torlogh Eoghain, Wickliff Whitfield Wesley John, Young Harry, Zenas (Spaceman).

GIRLS: Adria Eliza Dulcibella, Agnes Dido, Albina Zingra Tryphosia, Amelia Alida Blanche, Amy Hannah Louisa Margaretta Beatrice Amelia, Arsene Lucie Magdeleine, Arthurina, Avarina Anne, Balaclava Elizabeth, Benjhannah Emma Thaletta, Bethelina Emma, Cassandra Gerlinda, Celicia Hannah, Charlotte Brontë, Clara Parthenia, Comfort Clara, Deliverance Dorcas, Dionysia Louisa, Dulcibella Sophia Paulina, Drusilla Hephzibah, Edwardine Pauline Clara, Elizabeth Hymenaea Caroline, Ella Nehustha, Ethelinda Violetta Elizabeth, Eudora Avice, Fulleretta Elizabeth Neslen, Juno Priscilla, Katherine Mia Hilda Adelaide, Leoline Teresita Heloiser Marietta, Lovely Alice, Marling Susan, Mary Alissima, Mary Christmas (Bond), Monica Alphonsa, Neva Amelia, Nurcellia Elizabeth, Ocean Emily, Philadelphia Lois, Phoras Rosina, Princess Alice, Shepherdess Mary, Velebeth Ann, Vity Ellen, Welly Clarissa Ivanna, Whelmot Elizabeth Pippen, Zamora, Zebe Rebecca, Zitella.

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Last night, I finally finished the tiny sample size bottle of Crown Royal 90% rye whiskey that I got on April 18! You bet I'm keeping this bottle, too! Tonight, I found 24/7 Youtube streams of AMERICAN DAD and FAMILY GUY, so of course I watched some of that!


There's a Willow Grove (Pennsylvania) landscaper named James Brown?! Bonus points: He refers to himself as James Brown, the Godfather of Soil.




There's a provost at the University of Pennsylvania named Vincent Price?! He's becoming the President of Duke University in July, too!




There's a Philadelphia-area venture capitalist named Winston Churchill?!

glowing_dragon: (LJ Drama)
From CrimeInc8 and YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: Tennyson Jacobson?!




My dad uses a toilet seat to put his plate on while he watches TV.




From Matt A.: An XKCD comic (#1011) on baby names! "13 Names for daughter: Ponzi, Eeemily, Fire Fire, Chipotla, Astamouthe, Eggsperm, [sound of record scratch], Parsley, Hot'n'Juicy Ann, Ovari, Friendly, Sean (pronounced SEEN), Joyst..." #2 reminds me of when my ex Korey wanted to name our kids Koreeeey and Leslieeeee because it would be "cool." NO!

glowing_dragon: (Bert and Ernie)
I woke up at 8 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT!


Josephus Eggelletion?!




From Reddit: Man yells, "I DON'T LIKE THING." An angel comes down from heaven with a note for him: "Okay."




From Reddit on August 2, 2015: You wouldn't have accidentally dropped your Sephora makeup bag if you'd had a good grip on it, HootingAngie! While I can empathize with losing money (and with stupid bus drivers), that's why you put it in a bigger bag first BEFORE running for the bus!

glowing_dragon: (Poop)
Since I was up at 6:55 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT!


This baby says, "I farted and a little poop came out. So what?"




From Slimjet User Group: Hamza Yousfi?! His profile says he's from Tunisia, but I don't know if that's an actual legitimate Tunisian name!




From Not Always Right: Joseph Bark?! WOOF WOOF BOW WOW!




From Not Always Right: Emily Warning?! What if she's not around to give you a warning? Haha!

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Chrissy refriended me again, so all is well on that front.


Fraser with the animal book I got him when he was in town last month!




My ex-friend David Emery!




My ex-friend Subena Schmidt!




From Janina: All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.




From Engrish.com: Chicken paws?!




From Julie: Khushwinder Singh?!




Rare item in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS: Fish: A rotten fish.

glowing_dragon: (OMFG Yay!)
At 7:45 tonight, I found that I could tag non-friends in Facebook photos again - YAY! That's how it should be, dammit! Thank goodness it didn't last two weeks, as I had a lot of photos to tag!


From Janina: Can you spare just $2? Ranji is a nine-year-old boy living in Namibia. He has only one leg, one arm, and one eye. Each day, he has to ride seven miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes, and only one pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video - it's fucking hilarious.




From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Fuck vegetables!




From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Fawzi Mahmud?!




From Not Always Working: Mutemwiya Alexandrovna?!

glowing_dragon: (Bert and Ernie)
I went out to the pharmacy next door at 1:30 to get my prescription refilled. It's slightly better than telling them every time on the phone that I don't have or remember a prescription number! I was home at 1:45, only to discover that I couldn't tag non-friends on Facebook anymore! UGH!


Newest Reddit record for most-upvoted comment! "Pee before you leave"! 1128 points!




From Buzzfeed: IMMORTAL IMAGE?!




Glenn apparently has a female Facebook friend named KNASHAWN HARDY. Come on... really?!




From Twitter: Andy Friese?! Antifreeze for your car, anyone?




From the Bleacher Report: Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala?!

glowing_dragon: (Devilish Smile)
From Buzzfeed: THE MANITOU?!




From Janina: Every girl is crazy about a shark-dressed man at Super Bowl 2015.




From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: This menu has stir-fried Wikipedia, stir-fried Wikipedia with pimientos, steamed eggs with Wikipedia...




When equipping Espers on the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS characters, Ifrit gives Setzer "STRENGH +1" at level-up. What the heck is that, game?!




From Julie: Diasia sounds like a "posh" version of Daisy!

glowing_dragon: (Crazy-Eyed Bear)
Spongebob Squarepants with a huge encyclopedia: Things That Offend People: The 2015 edition! It's even worse now in mid-2017!




From Reddit: Enabler / Abuse Apologist Bingo! Taking just one square: If I don't want to forgive someone for their treatment of me that's affected my whole LIFE, that does not mean I'm a bad person!




From Julie and JUDGE JUDY: Janice Tickle?!

glowing_dragon: (No Netspeak!)
I got up at 5:45 AM - UGH! COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Teunis emailed me back to wonder about the nearby mall's hours - maybe he means Richmond Centre, I don't know. He's also one of those weird people who refers to his wife as his partner, but I can deal with that. I found an old spiderweb by the bathroom, so I got two Kleenexes to scoop it up before flushing that down the toilet. Then I put my bath mat through the washing machine, which seemed to be fine afterwards: I didn't even have to dry the thing since it wasn't overly wet later! Then I protected myself with a scarf, rubber gloves, and plastic bag against a mousetrap with.... wood shavings and a very old tiny gingerbread man on it. Okay then. That's enough housecleaning for today!


From Not Always Right: Anisha Cooper?!




From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Treat Williams?!




From Not Always Learning: Brandice Nelson?!




There's a town called Saint-Louis-du-Ha!-Ha! in Quebec...