glowing_dragon: (Poop)
FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF screenshot collage #1: Lenna to her father King Tycoon: "Off to the crack-house again?" Captain Faris: "I just dropped a load... in my pants..." Boco the Chocobo: "Yeah, you best be getting your fat ass off me, biatch!" Lenna to Bartz: "I supoose you'll want me to repay you with sexual favors..."

Lenna: "It's been fun, but I've really gotta go. There's probably a long line of hooligans at my corner..." Boco: "Damn it, Bartz... I hate you." Boco: "Man, honestly... Bartz is gay or something." Bartz: "Ahhh... Piss water!"




Version 0.21 is more offensive than Version 1.01! )
glowing_dragon: (Bubble Tea)
I was up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT!


In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, Ness / Paula / Jeff / Poo decide to check out this jelly doughnut that they found in an Onett trash can. "A delicious-looking jelly doughnut, of the variety favored by police officers."




In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, Ness / Paula / Jeff / Poo decide to eat the jelly doughnut that they found in an Onett trash can. "This doughnut was fished out of a trash can. Do you really want to eat it?"




In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, Ness / Paula / Jeff / Poo get a Ninja Box in Onett. They decide to check it out: "It feels quite heavy, as though it were full of solid awesome."




In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, Ness tries to use the Ninja Box in Onett. "Ness could not use the Broken cannon very well." Hey, the Ninja Box is NOT a Broken Cannon!




In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, Ness / Paula / Jeff / Poo encounter the Ninja Starman on their way out of this Onett building. He wasn't there before! "Negative. Your presence here is undesirable. Prepare to be exterminated in a totally sweet fashion."

glowing_dragon: (Bubble Tea)
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I showered and did laundry today, a day earlier than I might have! However, I had to wipe a very watery bathroom floor with a mop and multiple (paper) towels, then had to do TWO loads of laundry on the THIRD floor, where one of the dryers was out of order! What stressful stramash! AIYA! I finally finished all the laundry just now at 7:30!


The FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS party (Gau, Sabin, Celes, and Strago) goes to visit the crazy old man. Aged Man: "Oh, hello again! Yep, you were tops!" Sabin: "That's why we..."




Jidoor fashion at its best! )
glowing_dragon: (Crazy-Eyed Bear)
I woke up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT!


From Janina: Baby wombats look like old kung-fu masters...




In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin / Shadow / Cyan / the Ghost are on the Phantom Train. They get to the dining car and decide to have something to eat. Sabin says, "Food! Chop! Let's go slop the hogs!"




From Reddit: A black girl on MTV's ARE YOU THE ONE? is named TYRANNY Todd?!

glowing_dragon: (Consumer Whore)
From Candy: The (Hard Knock) Life of a Facebook Photo! Brought to you by Pixable!


How did you take the picture? With a film camera: What a hipster. Ha! Now you have to get it developed! Don't get it digital: You can't tag people on prints! Get it digital: It's a 21st century thing. Ask somebody about it! LAPTOP!

How did you take the photo: With a digital camera: Do you even know where your cable is? Didn't find it yet. #FAIL

Do you even know where your cable is? FOUND IT! LAPTOP! Does the picture need to be edited? YES! Use (and abuse) the iPhoto enhance feature. Vignette Effect it too, if you're fancy like that.

Does the picture need to be edited? NO. Sure?

Does the picture need to be edited? Don't know how. (?) :/ Haha, guess you're stuck with red-eye!

How did you take the picture? With a phone! Did you hipstamatic / Instagram it? YES! Revel in how original and artistic you are. NO.

How did you take the picture: With an iPad. Do you realize how RIDICULOUS you look? YES! NO. Either way, you don't care, because you know everyone is jealous you have an iPad 2.

Upload Photos to Facebook! Insert a funny / witty caption and tag everybody: yourself and friends! The self-tagging analysis process: You look AWESOME. PROFILE PIC! You look okay. Tag yourself. You look TERRIBLE. DELETE!

Upload Photos to Facebook! The friend-tagging analysis process: They look better than you! Don't tag anyone. You all look okay, or they look TERRIBLE: Tag everyone!

Get likes!

Get a notification saying someone profiled your picture, Realize he or she cropped you out. Tag your hand as evidence of your presence. Consider defriending him or her... leave a snarky comment instead.

Get a notification saying someone profiled your picture. You're in it! LIKE it!

Immediately, half the people untag themselves. (seriously, are they ever not on Facebook?)

Get comments: "Ew! Gross! Take this down. NOW!" Take it down. :( End up with an album half the size you started with. Leave it anyway. Lose a friend, but enjoy everyone else's appreciation!

Get comments: "Awesome pic!" Pat yourself on the back...

And have the picture never be seen again... until one day, someone finds it on a Facebook stalking spree.

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Cody and Corey Manyshots?!

glowing_dragon: (Poop)
I was up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Then I lost a pair of underwear due to TMI reasons because I had to throw them out... SO DAMN STRESSFUL! :(


From Ask Ideas: The girl says, "You were right, Mom. The only way to know if it was a shart or a fart is to check." Her brother replies, "Looks like a shart, Tammy."




From Not Always Hopeless: Ares Zax?!




From Not Always Right: Annis Ashwell?! So... kind of like ANUS?!

glowing_dragon: (Crazy-Eyed Bear)
Last night, I finished uploading all my 2600 Bad and Unique Baby Names photos to Imgur in seven albums! I was up at 6:55 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT!


Imgur Bad and Unique Baby Names Albums!

http://imgur.com/a/w0quF (Awkward Wedding Name Combos!)

http://imgur.com/a/AD2Bo (Bad and Unique Baby Names 1!)

http://imgur.com/a/HHLsm (Bad and Unique Baby Names 2!)

http://imgur.com/a/0MFPx (Bad and Unique Baby Names 3!)

http://imgur.com/a/W2R79 (Bad and Unique Baby Names 4!)

http://imgur.com/a/vIsmo (Bad and Unique Baby Names 5!)

http://imgur.com/a/9PPmJ (Bad and Unique Baby Names 6!)

http://imgur.com/a/q651q (Bad and Unique Baby Names 7!)


The Knight job in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF: "Pussy in armor. Somewhat honorable."




The Brawler job in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF: "Brawlers love to bust skulls, but who doesn't?"




The Klepto job in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF: "Can't keep his hands in his pockets."




Dragoon, Ninja, Samurai, Celtic, Hunter, SOM Mage, Churchy, Mexican, Time Mage, Trainer, Monster, Not Sure, Zoophile, Junkie, Hippie, Bard, Raver, Mime, Jobless )
glowing_dragon: (French Toast)
The computer just restarted by itself for the first time since November 14!


From Krista: Fiery dragon explosion!




From my ex-friend Lucas and Discord: DRAGON ROLLER COASTER!




This HAGAR THE HORRIBLE comic strip is from Julie. Lucky Eddie: "Look what I got you, boy! Little Dragon Treats! Now Gluten Free! Miniature dragons make the best pets! And they're USEFUL! Watch him start a campfire! What can your dog do?" Hagar: "Go ahead, boy! Put it out!"

glowing_dragon: (Bubble Tea)
I was up at 7:15 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Then I discovered that my bags of NEW Dutch Gourmet chips (Mozzarella and Jalapeno Cheddar) were expired when I bought them last week (June 12 and June 20), so I at least tried some of both flavors before throwing them out. Then I noticed that my dumplings and other things had melted ice all over them, and decided to write Hester a note before the long weekend (and left a message on Barry's voicemail) - when I got up to her suite, she was actually there, but figuring out laundry tokens for some dude. GOOD TIMING! She read the note, asked what "adjusting" meant (?!), and decided to go with me to my suite right then. While there, she saw the dumplings bag which I'd kept for proof, adjusted the numbers again on BOTH the fridge and freezer, told me not to touch them, said she'd probably be back tomorrow, and was surprised that there was a long weekend coming up at all. Right after she left, Barry called me back to see what was going on. He said to let him know what was up tomorrow, then.


In DRAGON WARRIOR II, the party goes to Midenhall Castle. The vizier tells them, "Thou art now as strong as an ox and twice as good-looking. That is very good." What the heck kind of "compliment" is this?!




MRS HERP is a very unfortunate Illinois license plate for this Hyundai Sonata! Mrs. Herp?!




From Engrish.com: Equitableness police car! Best automobile complete type!

glowing_dragon: (DarkEyedWolf... sex!)
I found out that the freezer might not have been working properly, so I called Hester at 11:25 for some help in that regard. After asking me what the freezer was (???), she said to adjust the number levels on temperature sensor, and to drop her a note later. Since I had to do my laundry after I showered anyway, I decided to combine two second-floor trips into one, and finished the laundry at 2. Hester came by at 3:45 to check stuff, and she said it was okay after adjusting some more things. At least she wasn't rude like she can be!

THE 2017-2018 CANUCKS SCHEDULE IS OUT! TIME FOR PLANNING AHEAD ON INDEX CARDS AND NOTEPAD DOCUMENT!


From Janina: Sexual Harassment Panda! "So you're not into casual sex? Fine, I'll put on a tux and we'll call it formal sex." "You have a boyfriend? You want a MAN friend?" "Roses are red, violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Show me your tits."

"I WOULD call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing. But I'm kinda hoping you're a slut." "Are you retarded? You look special to me." "I am wasted, but the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be."




From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Whatever tea?!




Locke and Terra meet up with General Leo, Celes, and Shadow the assassin in Albrook after the events at the Imperial Palace banquet in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS. Shadow reassures them: "I'm working for the Empire. But don't worry... I'm not going to garrote you!" HAHAHAHA!

glowing_dragon: (Cherry Cheesecake or Pie)
Martin J. has a friend called WINSY CHAN?!




From Janina and Cracked: After signing an autograph for a woman in a busy restaurant, Truman Capote was approached by her jealous, drunk husband. The husband pulled out his penis and asked Capote if he could "put his signature on that." Capote looked from the man to the penis and back to the man again. "I don't know about my signature, but I can initial it."




From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Slip and fall down carefully!

glowing_dragon: (OMFG Yay!)
From Reddit: Marcus and Markieff Morris are twins?!




In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Tina is alone at the Sealed Gate in the Imperial Base. "I can do it... but why do I feel so wretched?"

glowing_dragon: (Devilish Smile)
From Reddit on March 7, 2017: No, you should not encourage your BOYFRIEND in HIS using "they / them" pronouns! It's HE and HIM and HIS! I agree with Undoomed on this one. You are NOT that much of a special snowflake! Also, WTF is "eye gaze"? Just say "he looks at me for a long time"! This is definitely an example of semantic satiation!




From Reddit on April 3, 2017: No, you cannot be technically 12 when it's a month until your birthday! That would still make you your then-current age of ELEVEN.

glowing_dragon: (OMFG Yay!)
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These are all the enemies I could find in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS!

I know that this bestiary GameFAQs document helped me a lot; thank you! Also, this walkthrough by Djibriel helped a lot when I was stuck in the game. Here's an amazing codes document. This is an enemy formation document / walkthrough. Here's a game script! Found a good Dragon's Den walkthrough which didn't have atrocious English!

This is a good code document. YAY FOR MAGICITE!

F124-EDD8 gives you 99 of every item.

I used this Youtube playlist by LowBiasGaming as a walkthrough.

GRAB ZEMUS FROM THE ZONE EATER'S BELLY FIRST BEFORE GOING TO UMARO'S CAVE IN NARSHE!


ANSWER TO THE ZOZO CLOCK PUZZLE: 6:10:50


Narshe Security Checkpoint Path!




The FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS party is in Kefka's Tower, where they have to split up to conquer the dungeon together. They need to step on the circled green button to open up the path for other people, as shown. Bonus: They get a Ribbon from that treasure chest!




Dummied Enemies!


Czar Dragon:




Colossus:




Alternate Umaro:




With the help of the below video, I was finally able to get past all the frustrating bridges and green guys!


[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz9_H5PFBVE&w=560&h=315]


Dwarfguard (Hi-Potion, Potion)




Ixion, Crazy Horse, Skull Eater, plus more previous and future FINAL FANTASY enemies! )
glowing_dragon: (OMFG Yay!)
I went to Richmond Public Market at 2:15 to see if they had stove pans at that "second-floor haircut shop" which Hester had mentioned. They did, but they also had a no-return policy, which I was not comfortable with. THAT WAS A WASTE OF TIME AND ENERGY! Then I went to the liquor store, where I selected some NEW on-sale 40% Crown Royal Deluxe whiskey ($2 off for 1.14 litres!) which included a tiny 50mL sample of NEW 90% Crown Royal Northern Harvest Rye whiskey. I then decided to go to Specialty Chicken and Wonton House so I could try a NEW Buddha's Feast (a New Year's goal) as takeout. My last stop was London Drugs for a spare red face cloth, new Scotch scissors for my table since the old ones were rusty, NEW peanut butter Whittaker chocolate / NEW peppermint Whittaker chocolate for myself, on-sale assorted Lindt Easter eggs x2 (one for Ayler and Hiero / one for me), on-sale $2 Dawn dish detergent (Mediterranean Lavender), on-sale Hershey's Eggies, NEW Carmex lip balm x2, a replacement Gibson owl coffee mug (with a sticker which was easily peeled!) since my sunflower and rooster one kinda cracked, and on-sale store brand 40 garbage bags x2. I got home at 3:45 when it was just starting to rain with random raindrops. By the time I went out two hours later to throw my garbage out, it was really raining - good timing on my part!


Buddha's Feast or Buddha's Delight: Black fungus, white fungus, bok choy, corn, green peas, Chinese mushrooms, and regular mushrooms!




Carmex lip balm!




London Drugs garbage bags!




40% Crown Royal Deluxe whiskey!




90% Crown Royal Northern Harvest Rye whiskey!




Hershey's Easter Eggies!




Lindt white chocolate mini-eggs!




Lindt double milk chocolate mini-eggs!




Lindt dark chocolate mini-eggs!




Lindt assorted milk chocolate mini-eggs!




Lindt milk chocolate mini-eggs!




In BOZOBOUND, the Robot Pilot is finally free in Greenland upon seeing Blue Antoid after going through the Rainy Circle Caves with Robot! "I'm free! Thanks, Robot."




In BOZOBOUND, Robot goes to Stonehenge Base in Greenland. For some weird reason, something that looks like a very large gold brick is in the way.




Here is the Cloaked Flying Device from Dr. Andonuts in Greenland, which Robot will use to get to Bozo and Paige in Cirque de Town! It looks like a white cloud with a smiley face.

glowing_dragon: (No Netspeak!)
Ayler called me again at 12:50 to ask what time I'd be eating lunch and what time I'd be finished eating, so I told him that I'd be eating pasta at 1:30, but I'd have to make it first. Then Hiero said that he'd had a pink and white and red cupcake today: nice! Harmony said that the kids liked calling people to chat, even if they were eating lunch at the time. Cute and reasonable!


From Ripley's Believe It Or Not: A New Jersey man named Thomas BACON was arrested in an assault about SAUSAGE!




Broccoli: "I am a broccoli and I look like a tree!" Walnut: "I am a walnut and I look like a brain!" Mushroom: "I am a mushroom and I HATE THIS GAME!"

glowing_dragon: (Vancouver Canucks hockey!)
The Canucks played the Coyotes at 7 tonight, and lost 4-3.


From Julie: "Are you okay?" "Nope." "Me either.. Let's kill people."




In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Poo joins Ness, Paula, Jeff, and the Super Plush Teddy Bear in Summers, and they immediately go shopping. A woman says, "That Kung Fu-like hairstyle! You look so cool!"




In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Poo joins Ness, Paula, Jeff, and the Super Plush Teddy Bear in Summers, and they immediately go shopping. A woman says, "I may fall in love with you. Do you think I'm too forward?"

glowing_dragon: (Bubble Tea)
April 4 is apparently Tell A Lie Day. Well, then.


From Candy: If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar instead.




In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Jeff and the Balloon Monkey meet Brick Road, who wants to become Dungeon Man. There's a Gruff Goat and an iron pencil nearby. You need a Pencil Eraser to get rid of the pencil.




In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Jeff and the Balloon Monkey exit the sanctuary of the Rainy Circle Cave. There's a girl monkey outside! Balloon Monkey: "Kye uki kukyi... (Now she's my type...)"




In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Jeff decides to check out the entrance to Stonehenge. For some weird reason, something that looks like a very large iron eraser is in the way.




Later on in MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness / Paula / Jeff / Poo / the Super Plush Teddy Bear make it to the Stonehenge entrance. Jeff uses the Eraser Eraser. For some reason, the iron eraser statue disappeared in an instant!

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Sherry Norris wanted to add me to Facebook from the Puckheads - okay, then! Experienced the "whoosh-whoosh" in my ears again, too! Talked to Vanessa briefly on MSN when she asked about something... yeah, that's still going on. I was going to go out for a short while to visit Grandma and feed her some dinner... I unexpectedly saw my parents there, so they wanted to take me out for dinner AFTER we helped Harmony with the baby. At least I did feed Grandma some congee and her actual dinner of meat / veggies / mashed potatoes, and she thanked me for it mid-feed! She wanted to feed herself some dessert, so I let her do that while keeping an eye on her.

Of course, she asked me whether I wanted some food! As usual, I said no. Mom gave me some shoes and a bunch of mostly-old snacks from Grandma's room (Bugles / Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa medicine with an expiry date of 2002?! / shredded pork / cream wafers / shrimp crackers / Chinese egg rolls / strawberry jam) before we left to see the baby. She also let me invite Chinese Eric to Thanksgiving Dinner - I didn't tell her that I already had invited him during Monday's marathon phone call - and wondered if he'd like to help with Grandma, hahaha! I threw most of the stuff out except the Bugles, which were still good / non-aired out. Later, I got to hold the baby (who smiled and grabbed my finger) for a while before he got fussy - he wanted to look out the window, of course. He also apparently enjoyed bathtime, and HATED being taken out of the water since he cried A LOT! It was cold even inside, for sure.

Harmony says they got back from Portland today, and got really good at eating really fast since the baby had meltdowns every time they wanted to have dinner! The parents and I went to a Vietnamese place to have dinner - it used to be Sun Wong Kee, and I remember it well. After pork / chicken / lamb / shrimp / noodles, we went to see if Mom could find Neo-Citran at London Drugs since she was sick; luckily, she could! (Nicole couldn't last night!) I finally got home at 8:35 or so, to a rather perfidious email from Randal about how my tagging him resulted in "trivial" emails, and how it wouldn't matter if I unfriended him. FINE THEN, I'LL GRANT YOUR WISH! NO MORE HEALING FOR YOU! If you want to be unfriended that badly because you can't stand the emails you get when I tag you in pictures and other people comment on them, FINE! I will grant you your wish, you perfidious fucking asshole. At least others were nicer about it!


A funny MY BIBLE sign that Julie S. spotted: YOU CAN'T ENTER HEAVEN UNLESS JESUS ENTERS YOU! (so wrong...)

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